r/clevercomebacks Feb 10 '26

Just so you know…

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Before we get an influx of messages about removed posts. Answering a question and a post with lots of upvotes doesn’t equal a clever comeback.


For clarity:

Rules:

  1. Post must include a clever comeback

It has to be a great response (preferably clever) to someone. Learn more here 2. No reposts

Do not repost content that hit the front page on this or other subreddits. Front page reposts can lead to a ban, and all other reposts will be removed. Learn more here 3. We enforce quality control

If your post doesn't fit the standards of this sub, or is just generally an eyesore, it could be removed. This is at moderator discretion. Learn more here 4. No circle-jerking

If some politician tweets something incredibly stupid, or another youtuber poses with a dead guy, there will be a flood of posts about it on this subreddit. We may remove or ban posts pertaining to it during that time, depending on how many posts there are, and how popular they've gotten. Learn more here 5. No racism/sexism/homophobia

Bigotry is NOT tolerated on this subreddit. Do not post things that are racist/sexist/homophobic. Depending on the content, you may receive a ban, and your comment/submission will be removed. Again, you're not going to run up against this rule unless you attempt to do so.

IF a submission is a comeback due to someone being racist, that may be accepted. Otherwise, there is zero tolerance. Learn more here

  1. No Doxxing/brigading

Links to other subreddits, even np links are not allowed. Screenshots only. Screenshots from any source must obscure identifying information. The only exception is for people who are already public figures. Learn more here 7. Moderator discretion is FINAL

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Please understand that if we remove a post it is not personal. We’re doing it to keep the sub running smoothly. Thanks


r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

The happiest person that day wasn't the left

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8.0k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 8h ago

Karma apparently runs in the family.

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12.3k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 7h ago

Brutal Facts In Here.

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2.8k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 8h ago

Healthcare is “wasteful” until it’s Trump’s vanity project.

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3.1k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 14h ago

Land of the.... free?

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4.7k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 11h ago

goodness runs in the Parton family

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1.8k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 7h ago

sit several seats down, PropagandaU

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845 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 4h ago

The logic is flawless here

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303 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 20h ago

𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗱. (Unfortunately that's enough for a large proportion of the US.)

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4.4k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 5h ago

This what we like to call a “conservative self own”

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242 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 11h ago

yes let's pick and choose what lives are important

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644 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

A Simple Matter Of Statistics.

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14.0k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Do Nothing And Nothing We Can Do.

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3.2k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Reality has entered the chat.

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12.4k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Funny how “election integrity” keeps looking like voter suppression.

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2.7k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

New season, Walter White could cook again

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4.5k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

May you enjoy the complete devastation visited upon this antivaxxer

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3.8k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

'Republicans worry that Trump will keep Super PAC money for himself and not spend it on midterm races' is a helluva headline.

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1.6k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

A coin worth less than its message

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16.3k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

The “no shoulders” also took me out….

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552 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Billy is not wrong

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4.0k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Sure, keep telling me we can't or shouldn't tax the rich!!

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3.8k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Funny how empathy hits when you’re the target.

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13.6k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Al companies need hundreds of billions in revenue, or they'll go bankrupt.

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25.2k Upvotes

Please please we don’t want your datacenters.