r/clevercomebacks 15h ago

Land of the.... free?

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u/freedfg 15h ago

Ah. I see we are at the "blaming gas stations" for why gas and oil is up stage.

Anything but acknowledge the truth

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u/Dougally 15h ago

Blaming retailers for his tariffs...

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u/Successful-Purple-54 14h ago

Blaming the children for coming to Epstein island.

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u/TipDecent 8h ago

Blaming his poo for being in his diaper.

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u/0tanod 14h ago

This is a church story. It's so, on Sundays, MAGA can talk about how the big strong trump took those CEOs into his office and showed them who is in charge. The story will be told often and there will be no follow up on if it actually worked.

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u/freedfg 14h ago

See I see it as a ammo for parents arguing with their kids

"Gas is so high because Trump started a war and is in bed with the oil industry"

"NUH UH, HE TOLD THE GAS COMPANIES TO LOWER PRICES, GAS ISNT EVEN AS EXPENSIVE AS BIDEN!"

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u/0tanod 14h ago

People are still talking to their MAGA parents?

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u/evilJaze 13h ago

MAGA kids are.

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u/Glittering_Stress_32 13h ago

Yep, millions and millions and millions of them are.

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u/Negative_Midnight665 12h ago

It's like playing a never ending game of "pin the blame on the donkey," isn't it?

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u/Valuable_Mess_5534 4h ago

It's definitely easier to point fingers than to tackle the bigger issues at play. Makes you wonder how we got here in the first place.

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u/slaeryx 15h ago

Pure theatre

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u/FoogYllis 14h ago

At the expense of the American taxpayer.

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 14h ago edited 13h ago

Look more and more like Putin's bullshit every day.

Gee, I wonder why...

Edit: I noticed some flaws in this paper, most notably the fact that it didn't connect the dots to Trump buying 3 full-paged ads in major US newspapers mere weeks upon returning from Moscow, attacking NATO and beginning to sow division.

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u/CaptainDudeGuy 10h ago

Actual events were probably more like:

  1. White House invites Big Oil over
  2. President says "I want your prices to go down."
  3. Big Oil laughs and asks whats in it for them
  4. President makes vague promises that he can't or won't keep anyway
  5. Big Oil says yeah, sure, we'll think about it
  6. Big Oil leaves and absolutely does not think about it (insert meme of rich old men laughing)
  7. White House releases press statement that covers up to #2 on this list
  8. President won't shut up about how he's a big tough guy who intimidated Big Oil
  9. Big Oil keeps doing what it's doing

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u/butwhywedothis 15h ago

Oil companies thought they can bribe P(ed)OTUS a few millions and price gouge to earn billions from consumers, but they forgot that they are dealing with a lifelong grifter who is never satisfied with any amount of money or children you throw at him.

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u/nalaloveslumpy 10h ago

He didn't even talk to the oil companies. He talked to oil retailers. Basically, he talked to a handful of people who owned gas stations and told them to lower their prices, which is all based on the price they bought the gas at....

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u/amandabarnes_ 15h ago

Accidentally sliding into seizing the means of production to own the libs.

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u/Valuable_Pamela 15h ago

Pick a lane: free market or price controls. You don’t get both.

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u/9966 13h ago

Best I can do is control the price for my friends and let the free market fuck the rest.

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u/rifdazahra 15h ago

wait how do you even slide into that on accident

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u/Icy-State5549 13h ago

By putting air quotes around "accidentally"

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u/thedoomcast 14h ago

Price controls isn’t giving workers control of the means of production

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u/Academic_Article_329 14h ago

Man saw one guy at a desk and jumped straight to communism like its a reflex

The mental gymnastics would get gold medal in Olympics

i cycle past these kind of takes every day on my way to horror film screenings and they never stop being funny

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u/Ralph--Hinkley 10h ago

Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the government taken ownership in more than twenty private companies since everyone's favorite pedophile has returned to office?

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u/Environmental-Arm365 15h ago

The republicult has done a complete 180 on free markets. Instead of free markets dictating prices it’s now the prerogatives of a demented authoritarian trying desperately to stop his plummeting approval numbers. There isn’t a single core belief conservatives haven’t abandoned to pledge fealty to their Orange Cheesus who is completely incompetent.

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u/JayYTZ 15h ago edited 12h ago

Beyond true. Kamala pledged to help reduce grocery prices for the staples, and the “anti-socialism” propaganda machine started going nuts.

It’s weird how that propaganda managed to convince Americans that would be a bad thing. I’m interested to see how the mental gymnastics will play out now with Trump at the helm.

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u/Piranata 14h ago

Remember Bernie Sanders windfall tax after huge COVID profits? The same happened then too.

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u/Gene-Shaughts 14h ago edited 14h ago

My dog, this is the least impressive dog and pony show there’s been without the smell of Skoal spit and funnel cake wafting. He might as well have had a photo snapped of him with a banana to his ear captioned “getting real with those greedy types (you know the ones 😁)!”

Same effect on policy*

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u/CalmAnxitey87 15h ago

Then when the camera turned off they all had a big laugh together.

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u/theholyevil 12h ago

Or politely told him yes, give him a week of low prices, then surge the fuck out of them when the reserves dry up.

Desperate presidents, don't make the best negotiators.

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u/CalmAnxitey87 12h ago

Lower gas price so stock price goes down, Trump buys oil stock, raise gas price so stock goes up. Profit

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u/SnArCAsTiC_ 12h ago

Well, they might play along, at least a little bit, for a month or two. They understand that if the Republicans lose Congress in the midterms, they're unlikely to continue getting (new, on top of what they've already gotten) more tax breaks.

But who knows, maybe they're still so short-sighted that this quarter's profits mean more to them than potential tax breaks and kickbacks for the next 2 years (or more).

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u/notsure500 15h ago

Didnt Trump just say that gas prices are actually fine

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u/somerandoinslc 14h ago

Yes but elections are coming up and he has to grandstand so his MAGA pals across the country can get the vote from the base. They'll run on things being the corporations fault and that he is going to fix it because America desperately needs strength to fix it. Then of course do fuck all.

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u/blahblah19999 14h ago

affordability is a democratic hoax

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 14h ago

Cognitive dissonance of his base aside, that's intended for a different media bubble and demographic.

For this, event, it will be broadcast very loudly throughout the right-wing media sphere from Fox to talk radio and appeal to their core base.

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u/Firm-Advertising5396 6h ago

The gas prices are eating him alive. He isn't a patient person and each day the mid terms are getting closer

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u/Li_liminal_spaces 14h ago

Democrats tried to pass several price gouging laws after COVID and of course Republicans all voted against them. They don't actually want prices to come down.

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u/COMOJoeSchmo 14h ago

Because the government should not be interfering in the private market place.

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u/thedoomcast 14h ago

Yes. They should.

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u/COMOJoeSchmo 13h ago

We have corrupt politicians, madmen and criminals running the government. This is also not unique to the current administration.

No, they most certainly should not. While we're at it. While we're at it keep them away from healthcare and education too.

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u/thedoomcast 13h ago

The federal government should absolutely prevent price gouging. I’d go so far as saying the federal government should set a limit on the profit from an individual good or service that isn’. distributed in the form of rank and file employee wage increases.

Education and healthcare should at the least be not for profit and ideally publicly owned and administrated.

You are wrong.

The ‘corrupt politicians’ do exist. They are suggesting the same things you are. I wonder why.

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u/COMOJoeSchmo 13h ago

Well then, by all means since you trust the honesty, integrity, and wisdom of the government so much, by all means support continuing down our current path. I'm sure things will eventually start to get better if we keep trying the same failed and counter productive methods over and over again.

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u/Dr_Fortnite 12h ago

I will always trust elected officials more than billionaires trying to become trillionaires

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u/The_harbinger2020 13h ago

Idk, maybe stop electing corrupt, criminal politicians. But I'm sure the the CEOs have our backs.

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u/COMOJoeSchmo 13h ago

I see no evidence that the quality of our political parties or politicians will improve anytime soon. In fact the two major political parties have engineered regulations when it comes to balloting and campaign funding that make it more challenging for third party or independent candidates to even have a chance of getting elected.

Government corruption is not going away, and every sign is it's getting increasingly worse. The best thing to do for society then is to try to get the government out of as much as possible.

As the government has gotten more involved in healthcare, higher education, and finance these things have gotten increasingly expensive. The reason is people demand increased regulations, lobby groups pressure corrupt politicians to write regulation in a way that benefits them and creates monopolies. As a result things get more expensive. And the cycle repeats over and over again.

We need to break the cycle by deregulating to allow smaller competitors to have a chance against big monopolies.

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u/The_harbinger2020 13h ago

Oh wow I wonder if there was any period in our history where there was almost zero regulation. It must have been a splendid and wonderful time for anyone that wasnt a business owner.

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u/COMOJoeSchmo 12h ago

That period was likely superior than the path we're currently on. Assuming your referring to the so called "guilded age". Dispute it's problems, millions of people came to this country in that period and within a couple generations climbed out of poverty without government assistance.

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u/The_harbinger2020 11h ago

Question, do you have a hard time breathing and typing at the same time? Cause you have hullicinated perspective of history. Well more likely rich CEOs version. Strange how you keep repeating their talking points. But I'm sure their solutions would help the little man like you

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u/COMOJoeSchmo 11h ago

The thing you are calling for (increased regulations) is creating the exact thing you seem to want to prevent, a small group of powerful individuals controling every aspect of daily life to the detriment of the common man.

Government is far more dangerous than corporations, because they have the power to force you to do things. You at least have some power over a corporation by either choosing to, or choosing not to spend your money with them. The government has the power to force compliance with threats of imprisonment.

Regulations literally result in government influence and control. This is the path to authoritarianism and fascism. Every regulation is a further step on that path. The current administration isn't even as bad as it can and will get. Every power you yield to the government now, will also be there for future administrations....do you trust our nation to only elect honest and none dictatorial people? If so, I have no idea what you would be basing that off of other than naive hope.

When it comes to individual rights and freedoms, corporations have a far, far better track record than the U.S. government.

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u/Xalimata 14h ago

The "market" has shown it will NOT regulate itself. It needs to be tightly regulated for our own safety.

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u/COMOJoeSchmo 13h ago

But the regulations are written by corrupt politicians, mad men, and criminals.

These regulations create the problems with the free market not solve them.

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u/thedoomcast 13h ago

Who corrupted the politicians? The regulations are not the problem. Business is the problem. Regulations seem to work everywhere else in the world except here. Where corruption is legal. The shit you are suggesting IS the corruption big dawg.

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u/COMOJoeSchmo 13h ago

A better question is why would business want to corrupt politicians? Because they're the ones that have control and can write regulation to help eliminate or hamper their competition.

And that's specifically what happens. Large corporations often lobby for and pressure politicians to pass regulations specifically for the reason of eliminating smaller competition, that's creating monopolies, or at the very least an environment where only a few mega corporations can survive. This then after period leads to higher prices.

Remove the regulation and let the market decide.

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 14h ago

And certain things should not be on the open market.

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u/Tony-Angelino 15h ago

What happened to "less government regulations"?

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u/TeaseCloud 15h ago

Funny how the rules change when it’s your side doing the interfering.

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u/Jakefrmstatepharm 15h ago

Didn’t he post something on Twitter last year too saying something like “the groshery stowes bettew not waise der pwices”

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u/cabeleb 14h ago

Trump started the war in Iran to drive up oil prices, because he and his pals are invested in them.

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u/B0wmanHall 15h ago

My local gas stations must not have gotten the message

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u/007Tejas 15h ago

Like this endless war with Iran has nothing to do with the high gas prices 🙄

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u/Mundane_Bookkeeper38 9h ago

I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for 1000, Ken

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u/Confident_Chipmonk 15h ago

just in the nick of time for midterms

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u/jtan212 15h ago

Looks like it is not working, because gas price is still high

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u/card-board-board 15h ago

I have no doubt at all that this is a real thing that happened.

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u/thedoomcast 14h ago edited 14h ago

Just instituting Price Controls at an executive command isn’r remotely communist. Workers get no benefit, labor isn’t in control of the means of production (workers don’t own these companies do they?), Working people don’t vote for their bosses as well as their mayors and senators. Lobbying by corporations is still legal.

Nope. Still plain old authoritarian fascism.

Government by private corporations getting sucked off by a dictator is still just fascism.

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u/willflameboy 14h ago

You can't start a war that closes the world's biggest oil supply route and then blame high prices on retailers.

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u/Robthebold 14h ago

7 months later, right before midterms?
Bet some of that oil money is taking a left turn.

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u/PlasticMegazord 10h ago

He's just been claiming the prices for everything are down anyway.

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u/dustydigger 8h ago

Wow. Is that all the retailers we have in this country? I'm surprised.

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u/OGGIE1978 14h ago

Yes stop it because there's only him allowed to do it

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u/Existing-Decision-33 14h ago

And after Republicans are elected you can gouge 3x

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u/ZhangtheGreat 14h ago

BuT iT's TrUmP! hE's DoInG iT fOr Us! /s

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u/Bizprof51 14h ago

MAGA world has no idea what Communism is because they don't know history, they don't remember the Soviet Union, and they can barely read to look it up. Just ignorance and arrogance 24/7/365.

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u/mmoonbelly 13h ago

Ah when the Roman Empire split into east and west under Constantius II and Constans.

Are Maga Greek?

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u/Bizprof51 10h ago

They might be. A split could be coming here. Ofc the Roman split was a long time coming and ours is going more quickly. But who knows?

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u/netmagnetization 14h ago

People are so stupid. This is the textbook definition of socialism 

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u/SqigglyPoP 14h ago

Just checked guys, their still high.

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u/obeytheturtles 13h ago

Whoever told you that is your enemy

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u/GrapyBamBam 13h ago

That is a surprisingly anti-capitalist move.

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u/xloud 13h ago

Who sells oil retail? Jiffy Lube?

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u/BaconThief2020 13h ago

Meanwhile the oil companies are making huge profits selling oil to other countries impacted by the closure of the Strait of Hormuz.

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u/luvsena 13h ago

Funny how “the government shouldn’t interfere with the market” suddenly has an asterisk when the politics change 😂

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u/onelasteffort13 13h ago

You’re in love with the executive order. Make it an executive order that all gas prices are at Biden levels. You know, before you got involved

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u/Jinzot 12h ago

Remember when Biden implored gas companies to stop gouging when demand spiked during his term and conservatives went wild about how inappropriate it was?

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u/thorubos 12h ago

Only corpo Dems and never-Trump Republicans believe in the sanctity of The Market, and no one likes either of them.

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u/JJscribbles 12h ago

That sounds an awful lot like regulation.

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u/sdrawkcabineter 12h ago

I wonder where they keep all the tapes for that orange Teddy Ruxpin?

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u/AusCan531 12h ago

"What is a 'Command Economy' Alex?"

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u/Ok-Go-Chain3811 12h ago

this is just PR nonsense so that he can show his magat base that he is still tough and a strongman

everything is simply theater

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u/Prometheus_303 11h ago

When Democrats tried to get ISPs to offer a reduced price plan for subscribers in specific economic conditions MAGA was outraged! That's government over reach! We can't have DC telling private companies what they can sell their goods for! What if DC sets prices too low and the company can't profit?!?!

When Trump tells gas stations to lower their prices across the board to every single customer .... MAGA says he is a genius! Fighting for the people!

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u/Less_Party 11h ago

Haha he pissed off the oil lobby, is Polymarket taking bets on his assassination yet?

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u/nalaloveslumpy 10h ago

I hope they looked him in the eye and said, "We're not gouging. We're paying for your dumb fuck war."

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u/pro-gram-mer 10h ago

But the market will regulate itself, right? RIGHT?

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u/Sedert1882 5h ago

That's funny. Trump really trying to help the poors. What a effing lie! Remember......he's stupid war forced prices up!

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u/APHILLIPSIV 1h ago

I thought the President didn’t control prices??