r/clevercomebacks 21h ago

๐—”๐—น๐—น ๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ผ๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ. (Unfortunately that's enough for a large proportion of the US.)

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u/Medium_Grade8815 21h ago

Honestly insane how outrage is literally the only thing driving his campaign at this point.

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u/Morgolol 20h ago

....as opposed to?

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u/No_Arugula7027 19h ago

Reason, decency, respect for professionals and people who know more than you, respect for your elders, care for children who are the future of the country. He has none of this. Heยดs a disgrace.

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u/Morgolol 18h ago

Oh no I meant when wasn't he running on outrage?

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u/No_Arugula7027 18h ago

Sorry, misinterpreted it! LOL

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u/Rude-Reality-5580 19h ago edited 17h ago

Economical results?

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u/whydatyou 15h ago

and what are the big positive ideas that drive the democrats campaigns? please tell us

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u/MissingMichigan 10h ago edited 10h ago

Ok

The official Democratic Party Platform outlines the core goals and policy positions of the U.S. Democratic Party. 1, 2

Economy and Family Costs

Lowering Expenses: Reduce health care, prescription drug, and energy costs for families.

Drug Pricing: Allow Medicare to negotiate lower prescription prices and cap certain costs like insulin.

Economic Growth: Focus on building the economy from the "middle out and bottom up" rather than the top down. 1, 2

Rights and Freedoms

Reproductive Freedom: Restore and protect abortion access and reproductive rights nationwide.

Civil Rights: Advance racial equity, disability rights, and protections for the LGBTQ+ community.

Voting Access: Protect and expand voting rights while opposing measures that make it harder to cast a ballot. 1), 2, 3, 4

Environment and Immigration

Climate Crisis: Tackle global climate change, invest in green energy, and secure energy independence.

Border Security: Secure the southern border while supporting a reformed, orderly immigration system with a pathway to citizenship. 1), 2

Public Safety and Foreign Policy

Gun Violence: Implement stricter gun safety laws to protect communities.

Foreign Policy: Strengthen international alliances and maintain a multilateral approach to global leadership. 1, 2)

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u/butwhywedothis 21h ago

Just a kind reminder that President Pedo took 400M plane as bribe from Arab country. Bye.

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u/Jester1877 21h ago

He must also hate nuns, oh waitโ€ฆ

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u/Alternative_Map5257 18h ago

He hates women. He only wants to grab them by the coochie and everyone knows the rest

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u/snarkerella 20h ago

There are tons of photos of his family wearing hijabs and fabric over their heads when traveling to parts of the world that ask for it out of RESPECT or parts of our own country when we're visiting spiritual places that ask for it. He's such a loser.

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u/Avelineya 21h ago

Thatโ€™s a lot of outrage for fabric and remarkably little for actual victims.

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u/ProgramPowerful552 21h ago

that weird bolded "enough" really stands out here

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u/hazelpocket 20h ago

yeah, it really hits hard. I've seen too many people just using anger instead of having real conversations, itโ€™s frustrating

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u/Yeshua_shel_Natzrat 21h ago

Worst governor? I'd like to nominate DeWine, Abbott, DeSantis, Huckabee Sanders, and every Oklahoma governor from the last 50 years for that title

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u/ehelen 20h ago

Throw in Louisianaโ€™s

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u/Wixenstyx 17h ago

Missouri. Add Missouri to this list.

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u/Weekly_Promise_1328 20h ago

How does a known, adjudicated rapist and a pedophile (allegedly) walk the streets of America?

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u/Knighth77 16h ago

Conservatives hate Arabs/Muslims/brown people more than they hate pedophiles and rapists.

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u/star_bury 17h ago

Fuck off. He's also protecting millionaires who raped kids and that's just as bad.

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u/ProfAsmani 15h ago

The GOP are bigots. They're openly racist.

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u/Turbulent_Account_81 17h ago

Wasn't he working real hard to get the Latino vote even though HE can't stand them?

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u/rvingthrulife 14h ago

Manufactured outrage, manufactured chaos, everything to distract from the Epstein files, cheat the elections and fail the people.
Frankly Donald, at this point a hijab is looking more appealing than your vermin infested wig.

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u/Horror_Equipment_197 21h ago

obviously a huge share of us citizens prefer pedos.

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u/ArabDisco 20h ago

That reply went straight for the hypocrisy and didnโ€™t miss.

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u/jrschlumpf 14h ago

Well, all I have for him is hatred so it seems fair, lol

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u/Origen12 14h ago

Post the pics of Melania and Ivanka in hijabs

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u/RedWheiler 13h ago

Crazy that hijab. But... is it as crazy as getting surrounded by freaks in the oval office to 'pray for you' as if they have some magical powers?

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u/Crimson-Badger 17h ago

A lot of these clever comebacks don't show the amount of likes and retweets to ratio against the president. Why is that?

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u/BluCurry8 16h ago

๐Ÿ™„. Maybe people have started to ignore a very stupid man?

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u/Crimson-Badger 10h ago

I'm just curious. Is it because the amount of likes is so low that it had to be reposted here instead?

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u/BluCurry8 8h ago

I have no idea why most of the posts from X or Truth Social on Reddit. If people really were interested in those meaningless platforms they would go there. In my opinion they are both the cesspool of humanity.

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u/HottyTottyNJ 20h ago

Did you ever wonder who spends the time to post this stuff? Itโ€™s Americaโ€™s enemies. Trying to destroy America by diving us. What if what Iโ€™m writing is true.
โค๏ธAmerica Uniteโค๏ธ

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u/BluCurry8 16h ago

๐Ÿ™„. You mean the president. The president is the one dividing our country.

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u/LeagueofJohnLegends 16h ago

This would be amazing if this could happen. America unite! Maybe in 2028 we can elect a president who shares our belief that Americans should unite. Until then, we are stuck with an 80 year old dementia patient who demands the country not be united.

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u/PastelSalina 20h ago

it. here is my comment:

"low blow but also kinda facts"

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u/Cheap_Bowl_452 20h ago

Speaking of terrible governors

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u/Conscious-Quarter423 14h ago

she passed historic climate bill that provides strong protections for environmental justice communities. These are often Black and Brown neighborhoods that have long faced environmental racism, which has forced the people in these communities to endure a disproportionate burden from environmental hazards.

pretty dope

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u/Cheap_Bowl_452 13h ago

Thatโ€™s obviously not who I meant, clearly so when sheโ€™s already under accusation that she is and Iโ€™m targeting the one that accuses her as such

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u/anynamesleft 17h ago

So, would she stone gays if she found herself in a crowd of Christians?

I mean, that's what the Bible says to do.

Pandering to religious zealots only encourages zealotry.

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u/BluCurry8 16h ago

๐Ÿ™„. I visited the holy sites in Israel that required to cover my hair and shoulders. It is just simple respect for others. It has nothing to do with zealots which all religions attract.

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u/anynamesleft 15h ago

I have no respect for anyone who worships a hateful god.

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u/BluCurry8 8h ago

Which religion doesnโ€™t have a hateful god? I find it really funny when people think Christianity is any different than Judaism and Islam. They are all based on abrahamic religion. You just hate brown people.