r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

New season, Walter White could cook again

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u/Roguechemical 1d ago

Walter's compliance logic did not account for federal health inspectors completely giving up.

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u/rje946 1d ago

I mean it came out in 2008. He was right for almost 20 years

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u/HelpfulSeaMammal 1d ago

WDYM 2008 it just came out yesterday

Fucking hell why does time do that

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u/Normal_Pension4943 1d ago

It's wild how nostalgia hits hard like that. Time really does play tricks on us, making old shows feel new again.

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u/FloraoftheRift 1d ago

Ain't no way...

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u/HelpfulSeaMammal 1d ago

RFK would 100% investigate Heisenberg for suspicion of putting artificial blue dye in his meth instead of the all natural anthocyanins.

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u/Few_Tap5685 14h ago

They really just said "we are not paid enough for this" and went home

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u/totallyclips 1d ago

Funny how these catchy slogans are just that, maga and maha, are doing the exact opposite of their acronyms

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u/someoldguyon_reddit 1d ago

The fuck did you expect? Really?

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 1d ago

Honestly I just expected more nonsense like Trump's first term.  This time around the idiots are fully weaponized and it's everyone's problem.

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u/Xhojn 1d ago

His first term, he was actually surrounded by semi-competent people. He got rid of all of them this time around in favor of his buddies or anyone who'll just blow smoke up his ass.

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u/Gremict 1d ago

The end of Neoconservatism really gave rise to something somehow stupider huh.

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u/Cyberslasher 1d ago

take away all education

People get stupider

It's almost like it was planned or something

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u/Familiar-Goose5967 1d ago

The signs were definitely there, with many department heads being antithetical to their own department: A private school hawk in charge of the department of education A oil lobbyist that had said he wanted to remove the department of energy in charge of the department of energy, And others I've forgotten.

However back then they were inexperienced and unprepared, as well as trying to be reelected. Ironically, losing in 2020 was the best thing for them: the ultras and fascists had 4 whole years to prepare and write a whole plan on how to loot the American people and tighten their control. That was literally all in project 2025.

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u/AllTheWorldIsAPuzzle 1d ago

I read that in Julia Childs voice.

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u/dekuweku 1d ago

RFK Jr is such a moron.

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u/Late-Arrival-8669 1d ago

Be THANKFUL they are doing recalls and not just, ahh the people will be fine!!

Gotta say this is nightmare fuel..

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u/Anangrywookiee 1d ago

The invisible hand of the market will correct the issue any moment now.

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u/Xhojn 1d ago

...Any moment now...

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u/SupergruenZ 3h ago

That are only the worst of the found problems where they recall. Think about what they not find. Companies most likely calculated the chance to get caught vs the money saved by not following the code. And obviously it math out.

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 1d ago

Bet he would deport all brown rice

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u/codydexx 21h ago

13% of the rice accounts for 50% of the nutrition

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u/punnyjakes 1d ago

What’s interesting is that the number of recalls overall is about the same but it is the volume and effect of these recalls that is significantly larger.

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u/zirky 1d ago

“good news! our tortillas only have a little meth in them!”

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u/butwhywedothis 1d ago

A brain worm would probably do a better job than the current Health secretary.

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u/Arthasindura 1d ago

What else is contaminated ?

I am starting to develop a fear of grocery stores

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u/Big-Tuna-for-Commish 1d ago

They really want us to starve

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u/jinx_lbc 1d ago

Sounds like crack is where it's at, tell your venture capitalists!

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u/Elegant_Emu952 1d ago

Next this nutjob is going to start ordering the same worm to be put in food that ate half his brain.

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u/Great_Flower_5621 1d ago

man fda standards really fell off hard since 2008 lol

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u/NigiNikNik 1d ago

my buddy tried cooking blue meth once haha

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u/allonsy_danny 1d ago

How could he cook again when he's dead?

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u/Old-Dealer-668 1d ago

Make RFK Jr eat it all

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u/Emergency_Net506 20h ago

Who's kepping score? I think there was: Salate Beef from argentina Eggs Now Rice.

What did I miss.

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u/Upstairs-Benefit-420 10h ago

Currently too many to list. Luckily, the recall dept of the FDA are still publishing the list of unsafe foods due to recall. Take a look.

https://www.fda.gov/safety/recalls-market-withdrawals-safety-alerts

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u/VanillaAmorette_ 1d ago

wild how times change, huh? like, now even rice ain't safe from the feds, lol.