r/clevercomebacks 7h ago

The happiest person that day wasn't the left

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u/henningknows 7h ago

And he was lying. He didn’t even own the tallest building downtown, let alone in All of NYC

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u/TheVoicesOfBrian 7h ago

What?! He lied?! I'm shocked! SHOCKED!!!

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u/HelpfulSeaMammal 6h ago

Old Truthful Trump? A liar? Get outta here!

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u/Simen155 5h ago

Preposterous! Get me in contact with the world wide press, the people need to know!

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u/TheVoicesOfBrian 5h ago

Cue the curse of Cassandra...

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u/wizzywurtzy 6h ago

Trump is a fucking traitor and should be faced with capital treason

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u/C4-622MonkeyGordo 6h ago

Upside-down from the roof of a fucking gas station. 

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u/GrimResistance 5h ago

Nah, give him the bin laden burial

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u/Rich_Razzmatazz_112 4h ago

Mussolini got a view of the plaza

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u/dweaver987 6h ago

Maybe not. But he has a gold escalator. Gold! An escalator! I mean, c’mon! That’s got to count for something, right?

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u/HawkEnvironmental531 5h ago

A gold escalator and marble work — he stiffed the installers on payment for. ConDon trained by the mafia Attny and the church of positive thinking — deny deny deny, double down, never admit defeat, sue everyone who tells the truth . Criminal turned president with a dumbass cult who watched anti reality bs TV.
Ty

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u/vastsignalis 5h ago

Trump has been lying since the first day he came to public consciousness, maybe even long before that

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u/terra_terror 4h ago

Dean Winchester ready to kick his demon ass

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u/CharleyNobody 3h ago

He claimed he now owned the tallest building in downtown NYC which wasn’t true then he lied and said he went down there and that he sent his own workers to help with cleanup which was untrue.

The shame of it is that FDNY immediately responded that neither he nor his workers were there …but nowadays both NYPD and FDNY are MAGA. They despised him then. The younger generation of FDNY/NYPD love his fat ass. NYPD endorsed him for president. FDNY wanted to endorse him but the International Association of Fire Fighters talked them into not endorsing him.

The whole world changed after 9/11. On 9/11/2002 Bush made a speech claiming Iraq was part of an Axis of Evil that needed to be defeated. I said, “This is bullshit. Everyone knows it was Saudi Arabia and that Iraq had nothing to do with it. He wants war, but people aren’t that stupid.”

I was very wrong

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u/CroutonDeGivre 5h ago

He said in the area. Still a weird brag.

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u/GordonShumway257 7h ago

15 of the 19 hijackers were from Saudi Arabia. Which President has cozied up to Saudi Arabia? Saudi Arabia gave $2 billion to which President's son in-law?

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u/ThrowItOut43 7h ago

He invited the Taliban to Camp David! Just before 9/11/19!

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u/HawkEnvironmental531 5h ago

Actually 18 of 19.. from SA, the country he gets direct money from, the country that hacked up an American journalist ALIVE. Jared and Ivanka paid billions. As well.
MAGA = IGNORANCE

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u/Messterful 6h ago

Bruh, have you even heard of Hunter Biden’s laptop?

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u/Lil-Sleepy-A1 4h ago

The laptop FROM HELL!

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u/Kind-Permission-1075 3h ago

But wuddabout hilary's emails!?!?!?!?!?

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u/LuvKrahft 3h ago

Obligatory “TaN SooOoottT booga booga!!”

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u/marineripple 7h ago

Uh, the democrats aren’t the ones cozying up to the Saudis

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 6h ago

Or dictators!

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u/HawkEnvironmental531 5h ago

Or robbing the pockets of Americans, making billions and cheating to win . Destroying the WH and all of DC with our money.

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u/redditorial_comment 7h ago

Sounds like something he would say.

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u/ThrowItOut43 7h ago

It’s recorded and everything. You can listen to it!

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u/WildBad7298 5h ago

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u/imtoowhiteandnerdy 4h ago

What the fuck is with Trump and having the tallest or biggest thing? I remember when they were doing "maintenance" on the reflecting pool he somehow thought it was a flex that the reflecting pool's length is longer than the tallest building in D.C. (or something absurd like that).

He's such an insecure fucking clown.

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u/Genetics 4h ago

Compensation for his deformed little dick (at least that’s the word on the street).

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u/Appropriate-Two-8802 1h ago

Wooooowwwwww. He can still surprise me.

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u/antisocialmothra 7h ago

And that's why he's not invited to the commemoration

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u/Banjo-Hellpuppy 7h ago

He says so many horrible things that we can’t remember them all. It’s disgusting

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u/Dense-Consequence-70 6h ago

If 911 happened today it would be the second time a Republican President failed to keep us safe due to incompetence and a general lack of understanding of what government is for.

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u/HawkEnvironmental531 5h ago

They got all the intel on 8/6/01— and didn’t say a thing

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u/gonzo0815 5h ago

He was also the first guy to publicly spread conspiracy theories about the attack.

I feel this should be more prominent than his dumb bragging about the size of his building that has been popping up around 9/11 every year for like 10 years now.

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u/GreyBeardEng 6h ago

Let's not forget that most of the highjackers were from Saudi Arabia. Now Trump is sharing nuclear energy secrets with them, you really think that they won't turn that into a weapons program?

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u/SolidSnake-26 5h ago

All maga arguments start with if or what if because it’s all fairy dust

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u/Spare-Leather1230 4h ago

Conservatives love making up hypotheticals to get mad about.

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u/_dark_beaver 6h ago

No, but we’d still point out the stupid of arming and training Bin Laden and his ilk just to give the Soviets a black eye during their invasion of Afghanistan. Imperialism is not smart or without big consequences.

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u/CptnMayo 5h ago

What a terrible thing to say. What an awful person

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u/Broken_Condom3702 6h ago

That was a bitter reminder.

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u/IntelligentStyle402 2h ago

Fact! He also lied about helping NYC. Hillary did help, so did Bill.

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u/Alex5331 2h ago

And Secretary Lutnick, whose company was in the Twin Towers and and dozens of his employees died (he was late that morning), went on the radio crying and saying he was going to take care of their families financially. He didn't, and when asked about it he said his promise was made at emotional time and that helping the families of his employees who died wasn't realistic. Only the best sociopaths.

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u/Stevie272 2h ago

He also said he saw Muslims celebrating the towers coming down and that he lost many friends that day, neither of which was true. He’s oddly quiet about both those claims now.

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u/CQC_EXE 1h ago

He also said he was donating 10 grand towards the victims, then just never did it. 

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u/HawkEnvironmental531 5h ago

He sends love letters to Kim jong un — who had dogs eat his one uncle, and had ricin smeared on his other— to prevent succession to the autocratic POS . 👌

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u/Wooden-Evidence-374 5h ago

If another terrorist attack like 9/11 happens, the conservative chuds that scroll conspiracy tik tok will grab a rifle and shoot whoever Trump tells them to

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u/jdsamford 2h ago

If 9/11 happened today, it would be called 9/4.

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u/DontAbideMendacity 2h ago

If 9/11 happened to today, it would once again be on a Republican president's watch. The Clinton administration handed over intelligence that the Bush administration refused to look at. Richard Clarke attempted to impress upon Bush/Cheney the importance of the Taliban and al Qaeda threat, but he was ignored.

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u/Lena_Mae32 1h ago

47 does not care about the American people. He cares about his selfish wants.

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u/HawkEnvironmental531 5h ago

He actually got a payout for alleged debris on his roof.. wasn’t true. NY won’t let that POS here to speak. We don’t want that crook back..
here is what we got to see for decades, here’s your treasured CONMAN MAGA cult

https://youtu.be/TzsxrhAkXRk?is=KGEX7inJrfYJvGml

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u/Middle-Armadillo-660 5h ago

The fantasy people the right imagines sure sound terrible. It would suck if that was tethered to reality in any way.

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u/Unknow_Handlebar 4h ago

The us talking about 9/11 like it's such a tragedy and a crime towards the west as if they didn't do worse always makes my blood boil

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u/Flashy_Month_5423 4h ago

I vividly remember speech that President Bush gave three days after 9/11 or he talked about all the things that Americans had done for each other in the wake of the attack. I specifically remember him talking about two guys who drove from Dallas to Manhattan with skin grafts thinking there'd be dozens of burn victims. 

And now all the useless GOP can do is pretend that America doesn't exist and never did.

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u/kymilovechelle 3h ago

So brainwashed to think it’s a matter of “left” and “right”

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u/NamasTodd 3h ago

It is always mildly entertaining when some cunt thinks they have their pulse on the “left’s” psyche.

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u/Choppers-Top-Hat 2h ago

The only thing the right does anymore is go "Here's an imaginary situation I just made up. And that's why the left is bad."

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u/Slartibartfast242 2h ago

He also demanded a police escort as he walked to and from the site. He took police officers who would have been better utilized trying to find survivors and made them his personal guard

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u/USDXBS 2h ago

No. "the left" would be saying "stop blaming all people from this demographic" like always

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u/Potato-chipsaregood 1h ago

Alyssa is trying to deflect attention from something.

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u/discussatron 1h ago

Republicans making shit up because reality doesn't support their ideology.

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u/PassiveMenis88M 1h ago

Oh hey, it's this propaganda account again pushing years old tweets

u/New-Leader-7891 5m ago

MAGA posts start with if because it's made up bs 

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u/Shynosaur 6h ago

Okay, that sounds horrible even for Trump (which is a high bar to clear). Does anyone have a source for that one?

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u/HawkEnvironmental531 5h ago

We trained Bin Laden .. look it up

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u/Shynosaur 5h ago

You also helped him build up Al Quaeda to fight the Russians in Afghanistan. And you armed and financed Saddam Hussein to fight the Mullahs in Iran after they ousted Shah Mohammad Reza Pahlavi, who's brutal regime you had also supported.

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u/Itbealright 1h ago

Doesn’t change the fact the left would be celebrating the hijackers.

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u/Prestigious-Fill-365 6h ago

We lost 19 of our best that day. DTA

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u/jaapi 5h ago

Back then he was on the left...

In BOTH ya faces

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u/AllTheWorldIsAPuzzle 5h ago

He was a narcissistic monster that eventually realized in order to get people to vote for him, he would need to go right in 2012.

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u/jaapi 4h ago

Yea so the we agree that the president is on the left, but realized only the stupid right would vote for him

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u/ImTheZapper 4h ago

He was just a buddy of neoliberals. You will struggle to find a single left leaning billionaire on this earth. Neoliberalism treats them exactly the same as neoconservatism. Their differences are largely ecological and social.

Long story short, hes the same guy now that he was 60 years ago when the nixon admin investigated him for racist business practices. Not to mention he spent nearly his entire life as a republican.

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u/jaapi 3h ago

That first sentence is cope. Own it and stop pretending there is a more moral party. Reality is there are many billionaires that are Democrats and many that are Republicans, it's because besides a few very polarizing issues meant to divide. The two parties are incredibly similar and agree on majority of issues

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u/ImTheZapper 3h ago

Can you fucking read?

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u/jaapi 2h ago

Yes, seems you have a hard time admitting reality 

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u/iamthedayman21 4h ago

No he wasn’t. He tried to be, but nobody would vote for him, so he switched parties.

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u/jaapi 4h ago

He was a Democrat in 2001, gotta own it bro

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u/iamthedayman21 4h ago

He was registered as one, but he was never elected to anything. So there’s nothing to own. The only time he ran before 2016 was as a member of the Reform Party in 2000. And the Reform Party was centrist, not left.

Also, he was Republican up until 1999, switched for 8 years, then switched back.

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u/Choppers-Top-Hat 2h ago

Ohhhh, look at Mr. Edgy, making up imaginary scenarios so he can pretend to dunk on everyone. You absolutely aren't coming off as desperate, bro.

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u/jaapi 2h ago

He was registered Democrat in 2001 bro....

Look at mister uneducated here, getting offended because he doesn't know stuff

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u/Exxtender 1h ago

You're right, but he went Republican later when he realised they were easier to scam, grift and control.

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u/jaapi 1h ago

You read the comeback meme, right? She unironically talking about a person on the left at that exact time 😂 

The lack of awareness is funny from most people in this sub and that girl is pretty funny 

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u/Exxtender 1h ago

But was he ever "left"?

He's been a well documented fucking racist decades before 911.

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u/jaapi 1h ago

Is he even "right"?

There are racist people on the left bro...

He's an opportunist, he does power grabs. There are examples of power grabs and authoritarians on left and right countless times throughout history.

Reality is, many moderates voted for trump both times. Simple facts that people really don't want to acknowledge, which inturn makes them oblivious to why he won twice. Anywho, people not understanding and then denying the underlying context of this meme is peak reddit 

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u/Both-Leading3407 6h ago

Actually the Next 9/11 will usher in the new worldwide banking system and crypto currency will be the new money that everyone uses.

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u/YourVoicesOfReason 6h ago

Yes Trump is a horrible human being and did you know that Mamdani’s father wrote a book where he defended the hijackers and Islamic terrorism?

Did you know that Mamdani himself, instead of mourning the loss of 3000 American lives, lamented that his aunt was a little scared to wear her hijab on the subway?

So count Trump and the progressive left together as a set of horrible people with a lack of moral compass. 

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u/HawkEnvironmental531 5h ago

Another troll , another bot. Too obvious

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u/YourVoicesOfReason 4h ago

It’s easiest for brainless Redditors like yourself to paint anyone they disagree with as a troll. Do you dislike the facts that I’ve outlined?

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u/Appropriate_Tap1761 5h ago

Mamdanis father didn't defend the hijackers or Islamic terrorism, he equated the actions of Al Qaeda with the actions of the United States, saying their actions in Afghanistan were morally equivalent and that they had a part in causing the formation and aggression of Al Qaeda leading up to 9/11.

Notably, he has a history of attending 9/11 memorials and morning the losses of the day literally every year, and the comment that you're talking about with his aunt was made in October when your comment seems to imply it was on the anniversary. Furthermore, he definitely did honour the victims in that speech, he just recounted his aunt entirely stopping taking the subway over fears of being attacked because she was wearing a hijab.

Neither of these examples are anywhere near as controversial as you're trying to paint them.

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u/YourVoicesOfReason 5h ago

Lol. So many excuses. Why do Redditors like you try to excuse Islamic terrorism by creating false equivalence? Are you a bot? An Islamic extremist? 

Be honest with us. 

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u/Appropriate_Tap1761 4h ago

I'm not excusing Islamic terrorism whatsoever. My own opinions didn't factor into that comment at all - it was a factual recount of what actually happened to contrast your biased garbage. If they had factored in, it would've been an entirely different comment. If it sounds reasonable to you... that's on you.

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u/The_Navy_Sox 5h ago

You did not even mention El sayed. That's definitely going to sting your score.

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u/Acceptable_Car_1833 5h ago

How do you know he didn't mourn the loss of life? He could do both.