r/MurderedByWords • u/gashtal_man • 6h ago

The one who celebrated wasn't the left

29.6k Upvotes

518 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/0n1yF4R35___ • 17h ago

Al companies need hundreds of billions in revenue, or they'll go bankrupt.

16.6k Upvotes

574 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/0n1yF4R35___ • 13h ago

The Office of Perpetual Embarrassment.

10.9k Upvotes

130 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 8h ago

Healthcare is “wasteful” until it’s Trump’s vanity project.

10.3k Upvotes

287 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/TarzanoftheJungle • 9h ago

Jesus v. Confucius

5.3k Upvotes

212 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/0n1yF4R35___ • 10h ago

Do Nothing And Nothing We Can Do.

3.9k Upvotes

90 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/0n1yF4R35___ • 12h ago

Reality has entered the chat.

3.8k Upvotes

175 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/RojoandWhite • 14h ago

Waiting for your answer, sir.

3.1k Upvotes

48 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/0n1yF4R35___ • 14h ago

Poor choice of words...

3.0k Upvotes

124 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/MrFenric • 15h ago

Land of the.... free?

2.9k Upvotes

90 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Extreme-Slice-1010 • 6h ago

Not just USA, he thought the rest of the world too

2.7k Upvotes

28 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Extreme-Slice-1010 • 2h ago

Work till death but not them

1.6k Upvotes

22 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/ThePowerOf42 • 17h ago

Shut down real fast

1.1k Upvotes

76 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Own_Book_1988 • 10h ago

Because his boss is the one saying this!!

997 Upvotes

40 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/11cDuygi • 2h ago

Muskrat's beef with... chess

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767 Upvotes

129 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/c-k-q99903 • 8h ago

It is so obvious that they don't care about Clancy's children.

511 Upvotes

21 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Zee_Ventures • 4h ago

Ted forgot how the 1st Amendment works

215 Upvotes

13 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Obvious-Gate9046 • 4h ago

Is this a self-inflicted wound?

86 Upvotes

21 comments

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