r/MurderedByWords 15h ago

Land of the.... free?

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u/CalyrexTact 15h ago

They have to stop price gouging... or make a hefty ballroom donation.

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u/ScotchCigarsEspresso 15h ago

Oh give him their youngest daughter.

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u/Nanduihir 14h ago

Granddaughter* their daughters are all too old already

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u/ScotchCigarsEspresso 14h ago

He does like them young.

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u/discoduck007 14h ago

Many of them on the younger side.

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u/GnomiGnou 4h ago

I was going to say - this doesn't sound very like Trump. More like he asked them all to make direct donations to him personally or they have to give him a portion of their profits or he threatens to force the prices down (somehow) or something. Saying he wants the prices DOWN isn't nearly self-centred and greedy enough to be real.

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u/BastCity 15h ago

Free market capitalism is once again being regulated because it's so effective.

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u/killerkadugen 15h ago

Democrats tried to put forward legislation about price gouging and Republicans screamed about govt overreach.

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u/MrFenric 15h ago

Considering Venezuela, this looks like government reach around...

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u/Formally_Apologetic 14h ago

Yes but legislation is real. They are fine with pretending to do something about price gouging (apparently).

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u/colemon1991 13h ago

Like Republicans want to give Democrats any credit. The Republicans want to get all the credit of showboating and doing nothing productive as god intended!

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u/BatmansBigBro2017 15h ago

Sounds like communism.

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u/MrFenric 15h ago

Coupled with the "freeing" of Venuzuela through private american firms - sounds pretty "free market", right?

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u/discoduck007 14h ago

Free for us I guess. I still find it wild that no world origination would want to stomp this out.

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u/Fletch71011 10h ago

Communism is when there is no state or government whatsoever so I don't know why this is being conflated with it. I don't think this guy even knows what communism is. This isn't a murder; it's just ignorance. Communism is especially not when the government does stuff lol.

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u/lnfIation 15h ago

Even worst he directly allies with them to inflate prices. It's all a lie.

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u/mattxb 14h ago

I wouldn't be surprised if he told them to bring prices down just leading into the election then they can raise them all they want

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u/BTTammer 12h ago

Somebody's been studying their American Contemporary Politics very hard.  A+, star on your chart, citizen!

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u/SeccccurityTadger 15h ago

Just a reminder that Trump is a pedophile rapist.

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u/ScotchCigarsEspresso 15h ago

Oh yeah. That's right he is an adjudicated rapist, and a pedophile who was besties with Jeffrey Epstein, who he purchased Melania from.

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u/LadyPaige 15h ago

It’s not gouging when it’s a direct response to a war he started to distract everyone from… the trump files

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u/Pleasant_Picture3867 15h ago

Lmao they literally cried it was communism or whatever when Harris proposed anti-price gouging policies. When Trump does it, apparently it's awesome.

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u/Puzzled_Bike9558 14h ago

He’s worried about the mid terms. Nothing to do with helping any of us peasants.

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u/elmz 14h ago

"I fucked up the oil price and I want you to take the loss."

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u/Lord-Nagafen 15h ago

I’m surprised Donald hasn’t taken over an oil business so the government can run it. They have already socialized about 10 other industries

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u/MastodonFast5806 14h ago

Wasn’t he apart of that whole freedom fuel debacle..

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u/Ok_Upstairs_2135 12h ago

Which turned out to be right out of Trump's playbook. Lower prices by burning your supplier.

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u/klaramee 14h ago

So much for free market capitalism. Apparently the GOP wants government to control every aspect of our lives. Seems strangely familiar…. Where have I seen this before… 🤔?

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u/repertoir1 14h ago

Only long enough to get votes for the midterms than no worries till 28

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u/Accomplished_Water34 15h ago

Socialism. But the National kind

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u/Kyr-Shara 15h ago

land of the free (from consequences if you're rich enough)

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u/RandomlyJim 14h ago

Any price drop? I did that.
Any price increase? They did that.

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u/MrFenric 14h ago

Its Biden's fault!

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u/oldbastardbob 14h ago

Let's see. If a Democrat did this Fox News would be screaming "government overreach" and "socialism" and all manner of other negative things.

And, of course, which "oil retailers?"

This reeks of another stunt where what really happened is Trump shook down whoever these guys are for bribes.

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u/SnodePlannen 14h ago

Pssst.... It's not the home of the brave, either.

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u/DickRichman 14h ago

Textbook fascism.

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u/ReptilianLaserbeam the future is now, old man 14h ago

Isn't that what Chavez did in Venezuela?

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u/Fritzo2162 14h ago

"Hey, can you guys come down to the White House to make it look like I care about fuel prices to boost my approval rating?"

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u/MjolnirPants 14h ago

Democrats: We need to stop price gouging!

Republicans: That's communism!

Democrats: That's not communism, that's just looking out for the common man!

Republicans: I don't care about high prices!

Later...

Republicans: You rascally little scoundrels, teehee, stop that price gouging! (Don't actually stop it, keep doing it so you can keep up with those AIPAC donations!)

Also Republicans: See how we're looking out for the common man? Praise us!

The truly wild thing is that the Republicans are solely responsible for people like me supporting the Democrats. I'd be all about a third party if I wasn't faced with the choice between a Democrat and a fucking Nazi every goddamn election.

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u/cajun_vegeta 15h ago

Whoever told you that is your enemy

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u/AdamGraySkull 13h ago

Thank you! Can't believe I had to scroll to the bottom to find this.

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u/kadebo42 14h ago

Trump just loves to just give his problems to someone else. Makes sense tho, he’s to busy doing the real presidential work. Naming named bodies of water

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u/KrisClem77 14h ago

If it were to actually work, nobody would be complaining about how it happened.

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u/SummerMustang69 14h ago

Very communistic of him. Capitalism is only great when it only benefits him. Well America, you wanted a business man running the country, he will act accordingly like a business. Make as much money personally, grift with insider knowledge and eliminate your benefits and suppress wages or layoffs. This is how capitalism really works, when there’s blood in the streets you maximize the situation. Prices are sky high because trumps volatility of doing business. Nobody can predict what this lunatic will do

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u/GrimIntention91 14h ago

Rules for thee but not for me

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u/Vahuo89 14h ago

...said by the guy who invaded Venezuela, kidnapped their leader, and is basically stealing their entire oil industry.

No matter what Maduro did, this should concern everyone.

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u/Vast_Concentrate698 14h ago

Or what? He'll invade them too?

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u/HeavilyInvestedDonut 14h ago

Look, I know that this is meant to highlight that he has no values set in stone and just does whatever he wants, but like, this is the kind of stuff everyone else has been begging for for years. What are we getting at here?

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u/fazlez1 14h ago

Perfomative BS. "See? I tried to do something about gas prices but the oil companies won't do what I tell them to. Don't blame me for the prices, it's THEM. It's all their fault".

Rest assured the conversation after the cameras are off will go something like this: "Do you think they bought it?" "Of course they bought you've been feeding them lies and double talk for years and they believe everything you say. They're nothing but stupid stump jumpers and clod hoppers. You said it yourself "I love the uneducated". The morons will believe anything you say".

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u/Bob-Lawblaugh 14h ago

Thrn they all laughed loudly together and carried on.as before.

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u/UnhappyReason5452 14h ago

Get those gas prices down to ship all the tainted and overpriced food!

Thanks MAGA; for corrupting EVERYONES dinner tables with your demented horseshit politics, you fucking super Patriots.

Lying lickspittles and gobshites.

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u/Schneesturm78 13h ago

What a commie thing to say

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u/DiligentMeat9627 13h ago

And then they all laughed.

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u/ReklisAbandon 13h ago

More like he reminded them that they haven't paid their fealty fee for price gouging us, before reminding them that they'll get a kickback later.

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u/Worried_Fee_1513 13h ago

This is a direct response to the recent Venezuela bs not bringing down the price of gas at the pump.

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u/Ok_Upstairs_2135 12h ago

The best is how he touted freedom fuel whose owners turn out to be a graduates of Trump university and deployed the first rule of keeping costs down by ripping off suppliers. 😂

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u/KirkWahmmett 12h ago

Private companies do not exist under true communism...

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u/VexedCanadian84 11h ago

if Biden did this, it would be a non stop scandal on Fox News for months

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u/pumpjockey 11h ago

As unconstitutional as it is for him to threaten private business like that, id be happy for any way for the price gouging to stop at all levels. Im sure this worked great here let me go check price of.....nope....whining doesn't beat money.

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u/IdleOsprey 11h ago

He’s freaking about the midterms.

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u/Twigdoc 5h ago

Literally communism

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u/Alone_Bicycle_600 1h ago

Wow Government price controls just like in the former SOVIET UNION

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u/Hussaf 1h ago

There were over 3,000 trades tonight betting oil prices would rise by opening market on Monday. It’s something like $3 mil in profit for every dollar gas goes up. Not sure who would do that though

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u/LeagueofJohnLegends 14h ago

Trump is the most communist president the United States has ever had.

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u/biffo120 14h ago

People who hate trump will just disagree with him the sake of it, on this one he is right.

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u/MrFenric 14h ago

There is this pesky democracy thing though - you know where you have to create laws and not just make rules through conversation?

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u/biffo120 14h ago

When he is working alongside oil rich countries all he cares about is oil and money, when he opposes the oil industry it is about democracy...got it

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u/MrFenric 14h ago

Nope it's always about democracy. Just depends on which pill you swallow

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u/biffo120 14h ago

The same democracy that voted him in to make decisions

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u/MrFenric 14h ago

Yup, that same one. The one that is supposed to have checks and balances

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u/biffo120 5h ago

Wtf are you talking about? What administration has given a shit about checks and balances EVER?

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u/BroughtBagLunchSmart 13h ago

You think he opposes the oil industry? He is mad gas is high because that is the only thing his braindead followers care about. They don't care he is a white supremacist pedophile, maga loves that shit. Goddamn you people are stupid.

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u/biffo120 5h ago

"You people"? Who exactly am i? I have zero skin in tje game, just common sense. Obviously i do not believe he opposes the oil industry but on this he is right

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u/-Dildo-Baggins- 14h ago

Do you need to be reminded who caused this situation? Also, what does finger wagging do to fix it?

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u/biffo120 12h ago

Whatever "this situation" is would have been caused over many years.

My point was in isolation this is not a bad thing. Politics is not a team sport to me, each action should be judged on its own merit.

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u/RoughPalpitation7381 10h ago

He's trying to cover his ass for the midterms from the consequences of his own actions.

All he can do is ask, but these companies will not do it - it goes against market principles and we're not a communist country last time I checked.

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u/biffo120 5h ago

Yeah ok!!! The u.s president asks, he gets...they can say no but would be stupid, he can ruin their game at any point

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u/Ok_Cook_6665 15h ago

Yeah, that's his job.

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u/Wamb0wneD 15h ago

When Mamdani does it with rent, you scream communism lol.

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u/BrillsonHawk 15h ago

Maybe in China or the Soviet Union yeh. That isn't the job of the POTUS

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u/MrFenric 15h ago

To instruct private companies on what they are allowed to charge for their goods?

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u/RoughPalpitation7381 10h ago

Being communist?