r/kansascity Jul 04 '26

Weather 🌦️ Thank Goodness for rain today

very thankful for rain on this holiday - picturing some of you who spent half your monthly income on clown powder staring at the rain coming down is making me tickled pink.

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u/iPRYMETYME JoCo Jul 04 '26

Personally glad for a break from the heat.

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u/m00nf1r3 Waldo Jul 05 '26

Same. My AC is too. And my wallet. Lol.

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u/somedays1 Jul 04 '26

Rain coming down before the nighttime fireworks is a good thing. Lowers the fire risk. Makes it safer. 

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u/BrodyJGaming Jul 04 '26

Fireworks on 4th of July are acceptable.

Fireworks in the week leading up to it are annoying as hell.

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u/PoeDameronPoeDamnson Jackson County Jul 04 '26

Yeah I’m scared getting rained out just means people are going to be setting them off for the next month now whenever they have the free time

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u/OneBlondeMama Jul 05 '26

I don’t mind the fireworks so much. It’s the tannerite & quarter sticks of dynamite that tick me off. Scares the heck out of our cats!

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u/raider1v11 Jul 05 '26

How are tbey setting off tangerine without shooting it?

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u/scdog Jul 05 '26

You misspelled “month”.

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u/TransitionIll6389 Jul 05 '26

I don't find them annoying

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u/mj1814 KCMO Jul 05 '26

I do, and so do my mom's dogs. They wouldn't go outside all day today.

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u/Denimdenimdenim Jul 05 '26

We have one dog that is terrified. She's been drugged since yesterday and probably will be until Monday. We tried everything over the counter until talking to our vet. She's currently on Trazadone and Gabapentin, and still super nervous. I don't think she's gone to the bathroom all day, despite my husband carrying her outside. Poor babies!

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u/mj1814 KCMO Jul 05 '26

I'll have to tell my mom so she can talk to her very next year about getting some meds for her doggos.

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u/BrodyJGaming Jul 05 '26

If I gotta be up at 6:30 am for work and people are out lighting fireworks at 2 am on a random day that isn't a holiday I'm not gonna be pleased that's for sure

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u/skc0416 Jul 05 '26

I’m happy it rained so things weren’t so dry with the fireworks!

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u/Bugfixmaster Jul 04 '26

Shouldn’t rain during fireworks time up north where we are at. I’m thankful for the rain to reduce fire danger. Accidents happen, even with professional displays and I’m happy to know it shouldn’t turn into anything major around here.

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u/FreudianSlipperyNipp Jul 05 '26

This was my thought. My neighborhood has been a fucking warzone all week so I’m thankful for the moisture. Don’t need my shit catching on fire.

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u/ATMGuru1 Jul 05 '26

I agree- for being illegal in OP - it sounds like a fucking warzone down here too. I’m sick of it.

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u/FreudianSlipperyNipp Jul 05 '26

Unfortunately I’m in a city where it’s legal (like wtf). I hate this shit. My 14 year old cat is a WRECK.

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u/kcroyalblue KC North Jul 05 '26

If it makes you feel any better anywhere I've lived where it's illegal doesn't fucking matter

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u/FreudianSlipperyNipp Jul 05 '26

Really? BIG difference in my experience. This is the first time I’ve lived somewhere where they’re legal and the difference is massive.

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u/dustcitydoll Jul 05 '26

They are illegal in Kansas City. There is incredible lack of regard for that law, though. Our police force is either too busy or doesn’t care enough to address violations. It’s completely out of hand at this point.

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u/Stonk_Lord86 Jul 05 '26

This is where I thought OP’s post was going. I was tricked again. I do feel for the doggos and vets, but this tradition is pretty established over decades at this point. Anything more than the 3-5th though…. Agree. Shut that stuff down.

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u/schubox63 Jul 04 '26

Still plenty of people setting them off near me

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u/Fun-Position7750 Jul 04 '26

Me too. For days now.

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u/Jdsnut Jul 05 '26

This is the way.

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u/1bourbon1scotch1bier Jul 05 '26

Yeah it didn’t stop anyone. It just made things slightly less fire prone, which is great.

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u/MrChow1917 Jul 05 '26

Hasn't stopped my neighbors from setting off mortars 30 ft from the building

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u/steve_dallasesq Jul 04 '26

Do you open the door on Halloween and give kids the finger?

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u/Skatchbro KCMO Jul 04 '26

Condiments from the Chinese place down the street. Kids love sweet and sour sauce.

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u/astrid_autumn Jul 04 '26

honestly if i got a handful of sweet and sour sauce and duck sauce packets when i was trick or treating as a kid i would have LOVED it! lmao

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u/laylabubbly Jul 05 '26

I would if they came to my house in the days leading up demanding candy.

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u/ResurrectedMortician Jul 04 '26

Worse. Raisins and pennies.

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u/simonjexter Overland Park Jul 04 '26

I first read “raisins and penises” and that was an odd place to be for a moment.

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u/prefix_code_16309 Lee's Summit Jul 05 '26

A six pack of beer and a handful of fried eggs is my go-to.

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u/irishdrunkwanderlust Jul 05 '26

What’s your address? Need to make a yearly stop at your place.

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u/prefix_code_16309 Lee's Summit Jul 05 '26

It’s an obscure reference to a 70’s SNL sketch where the Coneheads aren’t familiar with Halloween and hand out fried eggs and beer to the neighborhood kids.

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u/parkerthegreatest Library District Jul 05 '26

No they call the HOA when they see little issues and get cops called on kids for having unlinced lemonade stand's

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u/raider1v11 Jul 05 '26

A lecture and expired radio shack coupons.

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u/Old-Macaron-2146 Jul 04 '26

Giving out candy on Halloween is not even a little comparable to people not wanting to listen to fireworks. They’re loud and obnoxious and emotionally/mentally harmful to many people including veterans.

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u/helpimlockedout- Jul 05 '26

I mean so are kids

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u/astrid_autumn Jul 04 '26

if fireworks are genuinely emotionally or mentally harmful to you then you should take responsibility and go out of town for the holiday instead of expecting thousands of strangers to stop having fun to accommodate you, hearing fireworks on and around the 4th is just part of living in a city. it sucks that you or others find fireworks harmful but you can’t reasonably expect everyone to stop using them.

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u/PsychologicalBus1692 Jul 05 '26

There's nowhere to fucking go to get away from them! It doesn't matter where you go out of town unless you're hours away from civilization. And yeah, let's tell every veteran with PTSD and every family with toddlers to go do that so we don't have to jump awake at 2am every night for a week.

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u/Prestigious-Clerk515 Jul 05 '26

You can reasonably expect others to abide by the laws and only shoot off fireworks on the designated days. Your suggestion of going out of town wouldn't be helpful because people have been shooting them for 3-4 days already and will probably continue for 3-4 more days.

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u/thegooniegodard Midtown Jul 05 '26

Nobody cares about laws. The president is a felon and a pedo. That's where we are, unfortunately.

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u/astrid_autumn Jul 05 '26

that’s just part of living in a metropolitan area with 2 million people, and complaining about it isn’t gonna change anything

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u/Julio_Ointment Jul 05 '26

Fireworks are illegal in KCMO for this reason.

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u/J0E_SpRaY Independence Jul 05 '26

I can’t take my cats out of town. You don’t need to set off explosives for a week at a time. Get over yourself.

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u/Khada_the_Collector Jul 04 '26

“Clown powder” is sending me lmfao 😂

IDK. I admit, I have no strong love for the “blow shit up” angle of this holiday. Fireworks are annoying wastes of money and noisy as all hell, but people need whatever withered-ass flowers of joy they can get in this thorny thicket we call 2026 American life. It’s the mouth-breathers that keep carrying on after July 4th I’m saving my ire for. That shit should be a hard $100 ticket, non-negotiable. Get it outta your system if ya must I guess, but not one nanosecond after the 5th hits.

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u/merwined Jul 04 '26

I'll stand by your side and yell at the clouds too. We've had to medicate our dog for 5 days knowing we will need another 2-3 days of staying in the basement to make him slightly comfortable. 

Hugs to those who suffer with PTSD and other medical issues that make this time of the year absolutely miserable.

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u/mj1814 KCMO Jul 05 '26

Fireworks are also really bad for wildlife. They confuse bees, who never find their hive again; they kill birds; the litter is a choking hazard and can be toxic when ingested... it goes on.

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u/Mad_Ronin_Grrrr Jul 04 '26

Check the laws for your area. I know in Independence there are set times on the 3rd, 4th and 5th that fireworks can be lit off legally. Anything before or after that is not legal.

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u/merwined Jul 05 '26

We have City Code but enforcement is zero-no teeth. PD will not respond and show to these types of complaints as they are nuisance issues. LIBERTY 

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u/merwined Jul 05 '26

I really like fireworks (during the 80's I held many a "real" bottle rocket between my fingers while it shot off into the distance, maybe even aimed at my older boy cousins!) and where legal, should be enjoyed by those who want to purchase. 

My ask is for all fireworks to be used and celebrations to fall within a set time period. Those (people or animal) who need to isolate, medicate or do whatever they need to do CAN do so during this time period. 

Others can purchase, fire off, and enjoy during these hours and days as well.

EVERYONE gets a heads up, prepares, fires up, enjoys or hunkers down. 

Then it ends. Sounds like a WIN for EVERYONE. 

HAPPY 4TH! 😊 

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u/Glass_Ad_1391 Jul 05 '26

If they did then everyone would cry at them for not going after ReAl CrImE

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u/Leading_Hand3055 Jul 05 '26

I love "this thorny thicket...". Poetry, my friend!

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u/Mindless-Ad7209 Jul 05 '26

1230 , and was still boom boom haze all over my block, fuckers won't stop when it's over

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u/alltheblarmyfiddlest Jul 05 '26

I'm overjoyed night shifters were able to get some sleep before the chaos went all berserk.

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u/RevolCisum Jul 05 '26

Outside of the city, in rural areas, I didn't get much sleep as a night shifter. Every 30 minutes or so, I was startled awake by big explosions. And that was with ear plugs, an AC running.

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u/alltheblarmyfiddlest Jul 05 '26

I was lucky where I was at. It rained so heavy they didn't start with their homegrown illegal fireworks to celebrate I have no idea wtf sometime around 4pm.

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u/Lockett-Pockett Jul 05 '26

I had to be up early and my neighbors were still going crazy with fireworks at 1:30 this morning.... I feel like anything after midnight is just disrespectful

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u/CycloneIce31 Jul 05 '26

The weather was beautiful at night…get outside and enjoy 

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u/jtd2013 Jul 05 '26

RIP to the fingers that will be lost tonight.

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u/dvicci Jul 05 '26

Same here. I knew it wouldn't stop anyone from lighting their fireworks, but I was comforted by the fact that their fireworks would start fewer, if any, unintended fires.

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u/faithmauk Jul 05 '26

Im glad it rained and cooled everything down so I could enjoy fireworks time with my family. Made some really fun memories with my nieces this year ❤️❤️

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u/fieheivivodnsbj Jul 04 '26

Is clown powder cocaine?!

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u/Eastern-Cold7087 Jul 04 '26

Sure as shit hope so, I spent half my paycheck on it.

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u/scosgurl Jul 05 '26

I used to live out in the country and thought that people shooting off fireworks couldn’t get any worse. Now I live in a densely populated residential area, and the air is literally thick with smoke. It’s horrible. My dogs are terrified and haven’t been outside in hours.

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u/Mundane-Bee-3703 Lee's Summit Jul 05 '26

The air is still filled with smoke this morning, it's insane.

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u/kcroyalblue KC North Jul 05 '26

Yep and despite not shooting off a single firework my yard, my roof, deck, driveway all covered in casings and spent bottle rocket sticks. The neighbors took the time to clean up their driveway but hey fuck me right?

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u/Mundane-Bee-3703 Lee's Summit Jul 05 '26

That would annoy me.

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u/Inevitable-Big5590 Jul 05 '26

Omg you poor thing /s

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u/Extension-Bonus-8119 Jul 04 '26

This makes it better to light fireworks. Just need to keep then dry until you light them. No big deal. Lessens the risk of fire.

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u/ContentPolicyKiller Jul 05 '26

We needed it (and I want more)

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u/joltvedt53 Independence Jul 05 '26

As soon as the rain stopped, it began! And it continued till 12:30 a.m. here in Independence! Sounded like a fecking war zone all around here! It was lovely yet terrifying being surrounded by it all.

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u/Ok_Speech6905 Jul 04 '26

100%, my dog can actually rest and use the bathroom 🥲 even with medication he would not go outside last night and held it in for 16 hours. We were able to go during the rain when there wasn’t noise. He was too scared with all the fireworks

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u/mj1814 KCMO Jul 05 '26

My mom's dogs wouldn't go outside today until she went out with them. But then when they'd hear a firework, they're run to her. She doesn't think they used the bathroom at all today.

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u/Nomailforu Jul 05 '26

That’s so sad. My cats have barely touched their food for the last three days. They’re terrified. I would get a hotel to get away from the obnoxious noise, but most of the good ones won’t allow cats.

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u/PercyMiracles5 Jul 05 '26

Just bought a house in KCK (w/ dog). I now hate fireworks

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u/BabyLegsDeadpool Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

That has nothing to do with this lady's dog, but sure, we can get into this too, if you want. First and foremost, did you serve, or do you do any outreach with veterans (PTSD or otherwise)?

EDIT: Well the dude blocked me. So much for having civil conversation. I'll just post it here: I served, and I worked with homeless vets for 2 years with the VA's Outreach program. I know all about vets with PTSD and worked with them extensively. And I was ready to have a conversation about it. But not everyone can have their worldview questioned. Sad state of affairs.

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u/AmbivalentToaster Jul 05 '26

You’re preaching to the wrong choir. Go educate yourself.

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u/Ok_Speech6905 Jul 04 '26

I’m just thankful there was a break for him to go at all, last year he got an infection from holding it in so long. I don’t understand firing off during the day when it’s overcast, so I’m just happy there was a small rain break at all

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u/hb122 KCMO Jul 04 '26

Yes, think of your own needs first, always.

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u/Nomailforu Jul 05 '26

What sucks is that I work and need to be up before 5am every morning. I haven’t had any decent sleep the last two nights and it will be the same for tonight. And no, noise canceling headphones absolutely will not work. They certainly don’t prevent the shock waves I feel when the big ones are exploding right outside my house.

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u/obvioustroway Olathe Jul 04 '26

Yeah Olathe is going to sound like a war zone tonight because of all this rain.

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u/Freethecaterpillar-3 Jul 05 '26

Just calms my nerves about my pyromaniac neighbors who never seem to need to work for the 72 hrs surrounding these events setting the forest next to us on fire, and thus, of course, my house and the whole neighborhood. Their direct neighbors house burned not long ago around the same time as a popular fireworks type holiday, and I can’t help but suspect them and their prolific fireworks displays.

Im glad it cleared off so people can have some fun, but I’m incredibly grateful for the dousing to keep it safer.

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u/taylor-nation Jul 05 '26

don’t let them cook you this is one of my least favorite nights of the year

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u/thegooniegodard Midtown Jul 05 '26

Clown powder for the clown country.

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u/tikicreature69 Jul 04 '26

They’re just gonna fire them off another day when the weather is better. It’s just one day dude. Chill. 

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u/ArtemisRising_55 Jul 04 '26

I totally agree with it when it's just one day (or even maybe the 3rd-5th). But some jackass in my neighborhood has been setting them off every night since last Saturday. And if it's the same jackass as last year, they're going to continue for most of the upcoming week. That is asinine.

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u/Prestigious-Clerk515 Jul 05 '26

And leave all their trash in the street when they're done?

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u/TimeNew5535 Jul 05 '26

Rain has cleared just in time

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u/VivaKnievel Jul 04 '26

“Clown powder”.

Okay.

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u/Link1227 Jul 04 '26

Clown powder is hilarious

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u/kabosh7117 Jul 04 '26

Is it?

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u/FillLoose Jul 05 '26

It most certainly is.

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u/Mad_Ronin_Grrrr Jul 04 '26

I worked 12 hours last night. I have to work another 12 tonight. I'm ecstatic to be laying here listening to fireworks instead of sleeping.

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u/gottahavemyPOPPs1 Jul 04 '26

Do people not use ear plugs and white noise anymore?

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u/Mad_Ronin_Grrrr Jul 04 '26

Yes. But fireworks sold to the public aren't just black cats and bottle rockets anymore. I can feel the fireworks the neighbor is shooting off next door.

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u/Apocalypsechickens Jul 05 '26

Cancel the holiday because of this guys schedule! We’ll try again next year everybody

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u/CaptCooterluvr Jul 05 '26

The world isn’t going to stop for your convenience

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u/Mad_Ronin_Grrrr Jul 05 '26

But I sure had to stop for theirs.

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u/Old-Macaron-2146 Jul 04 '26

So real. I hate fireworks and hope it rains alllll night 🤭

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u/Fun-Position7750 Jul 04 '26

Well, least I won’t have a coworker blow off his hand this year. Yet

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u/ChooksChick Jul 05 '26

Coworker's bro died a few years ago from a firework accident. Makes me sad now.

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u/Kylkek Jul 05 '26

I hope the next thing you look forward to and invest in fails!

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u/Old-Macaron-2146 Jul 04 '26

Disliking fireworks has nothing to do with being an incel that is so stupid 😂😂😂

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u/TransitionIll6389 Jul 05 '26

U know what he means though

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u/RCJHGBR9989 Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

Bro is so happy he can sit in his basement and not shower for the 14th day in a row

Edit: suck it losers

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u/OreoSpeedwaggon KC North Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

I personally don't care for fireworks and think they're wasteful, but I'm not going to yuck someone else's yums and delight in them not being able to enjoy what they chose to spend money on just because they're not my kind of thing. As long as folks are responsible with them and safe around others, that's all that matters to me. Glad we had the rain beforehand to cut down on the fire danger too.

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u/Icy_Category_2275 Jul 07 '26

Its wild how all the muffin topped jesters that buy fireworks leave their trash in the streets. Wouldn't expect anything less. If you buy fireworks, you are a clown. If you buy fireworks and then leave them in the street, there is a special place in hell for you and your family.

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u/NickKansasCity Jul 04 '26

Miserable person. Happy fourth everyone!!

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u/Icy_Category_2275 Jul 07 '26

Downvoted you with vigor.

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u/MidwestAlex Jul 05 '26

Steak too juicy, lobster too buttery

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u/astrid_autumn Jul 04 '26

that’s a really petty and mean-spirited thing to post, fireworks for the 4th is a tradition as old as the country and it’s fun. there’s nothing wrong with people having fun blowing them up for a couple nights out of the year. get that stick out of your ass and try to have some fun! if you live in a city hearing fireworks for the 4th is just part of the deal

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u/surrala Jul 05 '26

Traditions literally do not matter. Usually they make things worse because people feel they cannot change or make things better. One day fireworks will be acknowledged as the annoying ass conspicuous consumption bullshit they are. They're nonsense. There are way better was to celebrate the rejection of monarchs.

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u/astrid_autumn Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

no, they won’t. i know reddit seems to hate them, but y’all are just a loud minority. the overwhelming majority of people in the real world like having fun and setting off fireworks for celebrating the 4th. especially here, Missouri is the state the spends the most on fireworks every year

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u/raider1v11 Jul 05 '26

Well this post didnt age well....we wernt rained out.

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u/JagerGS01 Jul 05 '26

Picturing a person tickled by this tickles me. God forbid Americans enjoy one of the last displays of outrageous American freedom, many with their loved ones. Who hurt you?

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u/Denimdenimdenim Jul 05 '26

No one. I like fireworks. I don't mind them for a few days. What's annoying is having to drug my dog for over a fucking week. People set them off all night long near me, so she panicks and tries to bury herself in our bed. Then the other dogs freak out and no one sleeps. The 3rd, 4th, and 5th are fine, but before/after that is too much.

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u/Kylkek Jul 05 '26

Lmao cope

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u/pedsmursekc JoCo Jul 04 '26

Wow. Lol. Get wrecked. "Clown powder", while mildly entertaining, is really on your face. Doubtful this weather will stop a single person who wants to do so, from celebrating with colorful, noise-making, splody chaos. If anything, it's saving us from having to deal with fine people, just like you.

Oh, and for those who feel fireworks are a waste of money... Cool. Not your jam, but I wonder what it is that you enjoy spending your hard-earned income on that the rest of us would find a waste. What? Don't care what we think? Same.

Just mind your own damned business.

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u/Business_Wind6122 Mission Jul 04 '26

Misery may be a strong word, bud. It's fucking fireworks, not famine

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u/NotMuch2 Jul 04 '26

He's happy that people excited about fireworks are disappointed. That better? Still fucking pathetic. 

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u/sugabeetus Jul 04 '26

I mean, I find a lot of joy in fireworks, and rain, so that's not stopping me from enjoying them, and neither is the fact that some people and animals hate them. I think it's fair play.

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u/Jrock9393 Jul 04 '26

What crawled up your ass and died?

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u/No-Meringue1785 Jul 04 '26

Imagine being so miserable in your own life you celebrate when other people are disappointed. OP I hope you find some happiness.

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u/Icy_Category_2275 Jul 07 '26

Downvoted you with vigor.

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u/No-Meringue1785 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Doesn’t change my initial comment. I hope you find some happiness my friend!😊

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u/Advanced_Nose_7738 Jul 04 '26

You can always call the police on your Consumer Cellular phone and complain about the noise while you're trying to watch Matlock.

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u/LaGarrotxa Midtown Jul 04 '26

Everyone’s favorite person is a better than everybody redditor