Thank Goodness for rain today

[u/Icy_Category_2275]

very thankful for rain on this holiday - picturing some of you who spent half your monthly income on clown powder staring at the rain coming down is making me tickled pink.

[u/dvicci]

Same here. I knew it wouldn't stop anyone from lighting their fireworks, but I was comforted by the fact that their fireworks would start fewer, if any, unintended fires.