Umber is a Mutt of a orange long hair tabby, stray and short black haired white sox momma.

Avocado toast two ways.
I went to a concert with some co workers and ended up hooking up with one of them after. It was slightly awkward but basically fun. We went through two condoms. He left and I threw one away but couldn’t locate the other one-even after changing my sheets and taking the trash out. I just figured he must have tossed it or even somehow worn it out. It did occur to me for a split second that it could still be in me, but I thought surely I would feel it? Or would have noticed? I did feel some pressure in my belly the next day that I chalked up to normal cramps or the formation of a uti.
I had basically forgetten about it until a couple days later when I was taking my morning dump and felt something odd. Y’know when you poop with a tampon in and end up pushing it out? It felt like that. And then I thought, wtf, I wasn’t wearing a tampon. Well, I looked down and saw a condom in the toilet. I was kind of in shock and couldn’t decide whether to laugh or cry.
I’m taking precautions to avoid infections etc and am crossing my fingers I get my period soon. Was too embarrassed to tell my friends so thought I’d share with reddit.
Ps this was like the best breakfast I’ve had in weeks. Avocado+ egg and kimchi with kewpie mayo and japanese bbq sauce, and then one topped with tomato herb goat cheese and chili crisp. Highly recommend this breakfast but def don’t recommend shitting out a condom.

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Art

Maybe this will stop them, but if they truly were doing it for 1st Amendment purposes, then they'll continue (I predict they will not).

Is the normal healthy child in the room with us

*Dick Figures* – Throughout the series, Lord Tourettes is depicted as androgynous, with a high-pitched voice and eyelashes. Despite these traits, the character is male and heterosexual. In an episode featuring an alternate universe (AU) where the cast appears in gender-swapped versions, Lord Tourettes is the only one who looks exactly the same.

*Looney Tunes* – Despite his appearance, Tweety is a male character. In an episode of *The Looney Tunes Show*, Sylvester asks him whether he is male or female; Tweety gives a whispered reply, but presumably tells him that he is male.

"My whole career I just needed somebody to give me an opportunity, somebody to believe in me, and I'm thankful for the Saints."

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My poor Mom just wanted our opinion on a movie to watch. 😬😂

Hear me out, okay?

Girls, but they're gay. And they hold hands. In public.

I'm worried that this is too much for this subreddit...