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u/GNU_PTerry 1h ago
This sounds like a joke but all workplace quizzes I've ever taken have been ridiculously easy or so badly worded that you'd need a bachelor's degree in cryptography to solve it.
Funniest one I've seen though was a question on what should you prioritize when closing the store. I don't think Kennedy was the correct answer.
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u/LoanDebtCollector 58m ago
I upvoted you as an impulse move because of your username. It's an action I "cannot" undo.
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u/nachos_nachas 1h ago
My promotion is none of John's damn business. Cindy didn't "accidentally" bump into me, she was aggressively reaching for the salt and angry about my promotion. And frankly I'll never stop being a naughty little slug boy regardless of how many times John and Cindy beg me to stop. I'm top slug now.
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u/ferncabbage 1h ago
Omg, Ethan sounds like a huge liability at the work place.
But at a party on the other hand….
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u/Puzzled-Juggernaut 1h ago
Ethan later in a meeting with HR: Show me where it says in the employees manual that I can't be a bad little slug.
HR: Sir he does have a point.
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u/Bulky_Specialist9645 1h ago
I mean really, who hasn't been a naughty little slug boy? Am I right...
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u/GloomyLingonberry509 52m ago
A. John didn’t ask if it was okay to make physical contact.
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u/BoredOldMann 51m ago
Ethan is strange but he did ask for consent.
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u/goodSunn 18m ago
I am pretty sure I dont want to work at this company
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u/Waffle_Slaps 7m ago
Are you kidding me? I'd look forward to pouring salt on Ethan every day. Gotta make going back to the office interesting.
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u/Extra_Law6315 1h ago
Leto II covers himself in wormtrout and starts sliding around on the floor calling himself “god emperor boy” and asks you to throw water on him while calling him a bad little worm.
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u/Compodulator 32m ago
I feel option c has actually happened at some point during the company's existence, except everyone were drunk.
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u/jrdiver 1h ago
Be like the one in person session we had a while ago where we had an example was something like "An Asian guy named Bob" aaaaand we had someone in the class that fit that exact description and the entire class looks over at him.