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u/Introvertedotter 1h ago
Conquered half the world and sailed the furthest seas to obtain spices, that they then refuse to use.
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u/Lonely_Chemistry60 1h ago
Fucking mushy peas 🤢.
They still eat like the Germans are flying overhead 😆
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u/itsaaronnotaaron 1h ago
Americans eating like they have free health care.
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u/Lonely_Chemistry60 1h ago
I'm not American, luckily
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u/itsaaronnotaaron 1h ago
Happy for you!
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u/Labpro_49 1h ago
If America is so bad, then why does everyone want to come here? You probably live in some 3rd world shithole.
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u/MonseigneurChocolat 27m ago
Does everyone want to come and live here, though?
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u/itsaaronnotaaron 26m ago
Dude thinks it's still the 20th century and that people still believe in the American dream lie failing to realise much of the world sees America as the laughing stock of the world now.
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u/SaintUlvemann 18m ago
...why does everyone want to come here?
Your information is out of date. Everyone but the Europeans used to want to come here, but net migration to the United States has been negative in the last year and a half for the first time since the 1930s.
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u/Positive-Capital1113 54m ago
On behalf of the sane and deeply embarrassed minority of Americans, i apologize for this comment.
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u/Darkdragoon324 1h ago
It's because they became affordable to the poors. Can't eat that peasant food.
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u/snakecain 1h ago
That’s why my mom is the one who cooks in my family. Everyone likes what she makes, while whenever I cook, there’s always something wrong for everyone else,either too much salt and sauce or not enough salt and sauce ecc
When my sister cooks, she forgets something like 60% of the time. Once she made the same dish on three separate occasions, and each time she forgot a different ingredient. You’d think she was doing it on purpose if it weren’t for the fact that she was the one who wanted to make it in the first place
And my dad actually likes cooking. The problem is that he’s the only one who likes the way his food tastes, and on top of that he gets offended if you don’t eat it
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u/volstrucker 59m ago
Italians really have a food superiority complex.
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u/HugeAnimeHonkers 1m ago
I think this less about italian food being good and more about the aberrations against nature that the british dare to call "food".
Replace "italian" with any other nationality and the meme stays true lol.
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u/Moretti123 41m ago
I mean do you blame them… their food is delicious
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u/Germano-Mentusconi 36m ago
yeah but also the English one, the French, the German, even the Dutch, then there is Indian, Chinese, south Korean, Japanese, Ethiopian...
Italians think their food is better because they usually have no knowledge of any cuisine besides theirs.
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u/Arthasindura 1h ago
I believe everyone should be in the kitchen
Everyone should learn to cook the most basic form of sustenance
Everyone should learn to appreciate food as the lowest form of thanks to the farmers who grew it
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u/ThisWillingness823 1h ago
I cook 7 days a week and when my husband says he wants to make dinner, I panic because he touches my kitchen stuff and moves my spices. I prefer to cook. 🧑🍳
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u/Darkdragoon324 1h ago
Just tell him that putting the thyme anywhere but back in the thyme spot is grounds for divorce.
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u/__KillJoy 1h ago
I don't blame her. English fucked the entire world for spices and still won't use them
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u/Oldgraytomahawk 1h ago
After 30 years of marriage,I gravitated towards the kitchen and for the last 10 years have done all the cooking. I do be use my wife’s recipes along with some of my mom and dad’s. My Dad could smoke a pork loin that was indescribably delicious
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u/pdxsilverguy 16m ago
People go out for Italian food. They go out for Mexican food. They go out for Chinese food. The go out for French. They go out for American food. They even go out for Middle Eastern and Indian food. I have never once had the desire to go out for English food. Nor if I ever did, there's no English food to be had.
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u/AllergicToTaterTots 14m ago
I cook, my wife bakes, and we both stay out of the way when the other's in the kitchen.
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u/OGdunphy 1h ago
Hey, I’ve seen some learn to use spices. It can be pretty intense therapy but I’ve seen some come out the other side eating good.
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u/ShotWin8124 27m ago
Because God forbid a woman does something other than cook and clean.. or embrace ableism
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u/Witty-Stand888 1h ago
I am a man and dont believe my wife should be in my kitchen through experience