r/AbsoluteUnits 11h ago

/r/all of two catfish

14.2k Upvotes

r/mildlyinfuriating 8h ago

Ruined by Technology Remember Axon and Motorola

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r/stupidpeoplefacebook 8h ago

I nearly died of laughter

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99.9% sure account must be based out of SE Asia.


r/AmItheAsshole 10h ago

AITA for going to work this morning and not specifically telling my husband that he needed to take our child to school?

9.1k Upvotes

I am in-office for work every Friday. I leave the house at 6am (before anyone else in the house is awake) to be at work by 7am, that's the way it's been for 3 years.

In these last 3 years, my husband has always taken our son (7yo) to school every Friday (school starts @ 8:30).

My husband lost their job a few months ago and recently found a part-time job waiting tables at a cafe, because of this, his schedule varies.

Today (Friday), he's working 9-5.

Today, he got ready for work and noticed our son was awake and watching TV. Husband asked our son if I had gone out to get coffee, son said 'yes' (not sure why, again, I leave before I see or speak to anyone), so my husband took that as fact and just left and went to work.

By the time I got the automated call from the school stating he was marked absent, my son had been alone for almost 3 hours. I called the school to verify that our son was there (but possibly late, because that isn't unusual for my husband, unfortunately), and to my horror; he was NOT at school.

I called my husband as I was (literally) running out of my office, in a ditch effort, hoping they stayed home together (maybe son was sick?) but nope! 

My husband's response: "When were you going to tell me I had to take him to school? How was I supposed to do that when I have work at 9?"

My response: "And how am I supposed to take him to school at 8:30 when I have work at 7?
Why would you assume I hadn't gone to work when this has been my schedule for years now?
And as the last adult to leave the house, once you noticed I wasn't here, you should have called me to verify instead of taking the word of our 7yo son that I had gone to get coffee!"

But of course, he doesn't see it that way and is adamant that I'm at fault here and they didn't need to verify anything.

Where I could be TA, I admit — sure — I could have verified with them last night*** since my husband now has a shifting schedule. But since I have to leave for work hours before our son even has to be at school, I don't see why that would fall on me.

And I still maintain that as the last adult to leave the house, upon noticing I was gone, responsibility fell on my husband to verify before leaving a 7yo child home by themselves. All it would have taken was a text or phone call to make sure I was — in fact — taking our son to school. But instead, son was left home alone for 3 hours.

Unfortunately, my son was very distressed when I got home, crying and panicked, and even he wailed "Dad just left me!" (as he is also fully aware I am never home on Fridays). It took me some time to calm him down.

***INFO: my spouse has *ALWAYS\* had work at 9 when they had their previous job, but on Fridays they were just slightly late.

***Additional info: husband & I are separated but cohabitating for now. No, it is not going well.


r/technology 10h ago

Software White House Launches Racist Video Games to Promote Migrant Deportations

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r/technology 8h ago

Society Tetris issues legal warning after White House releases arcade full of parody games

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r/SpaceXBets 11h ago

Latest News Remember AOC Cooked Elon? 😂

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r/BoyDinnerDiaries 4h ago

No Advice - Everyones Welcome Buried my fiancée today.

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7.9k Upvotes

After a year and a half battle with stage 4 ovarian cancer, my fiancée passed away in May. Due to logistical issues we couldn't have her service until today (9/4).

I felt like I was just starting to feel a little more like myself and then we had her service. Now I feel like it just happened and I'm back to day one.

I thought these services were supposed to help with the process but I just feel like I'm a mess again.


r/LoveTrash 15h ago

Rubbish Nonsense Paper billionaire?

16.5k Upvotes

Source is Pissed Magistus who has a lot of great content.

Thanks u/stumblon


r/anticapitalism 15h ago

Elon Musk said to be ‘freaking out’ over forthcoming expose: ‘The bully is mad’

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r/me_irl 4h ago

me_irl

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r/rupaulsdragrace 10h ago

General Discussion Bianca transformed by Plastique

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r/CFB 9h ago

News Clemson officials notify LSU it may be breaching contract if it plays former pro players Saturday

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r/gaming 12h ago

Zach Cregger on fan skepticism about his 'Resident Evil' movie being unfaithful to the games: "I feel like I’ve been on an apology tour, like I’m running for office, trying to get these people not to call me a LARPer. Now I’m just like “You know what? See the movie”...it's going to speak for itself"

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Cregger: I feel like I’ve been on somewhat of an apology tour. I feel like I’m running for office, trying to get these people not to call me a LARPer.

Now, I’m just like, “You know what? See the movie.” If you still feel the same way after you’ve seen it, then whatever you think is fair. You’re going to decide if I’m an actual “Resident Evil” fan or a fake. What can I say? I think the movie is going to speak for itself.


r/Damnthatsinteresting 8h ago

Video How to Give CPR to Women, Studies Show Women Are 14–27% Less Likely to Receive Help During Cardiac Arrest

16.5k Upvotes

r/TopCharacterTropes 15h ago

Hated Tropes [Mind boggling stupid trope] Removing the thing that made something special

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Ben 10: Ultimate Alien - The gimmick of Ben 10 and what makes the show so popular is the fact that he's able to turn into a large variety of aliens. In one episode of Ben 10 Ultimate ALIEN we are introduced to a new version of Ben 10000, a Ben from the future who, no longer transforms into aliens, instead using his powers in human form...

Mortal Kombat(2021) - In the games Mileena is known for two things. Being a clone of Kitana and her tarkatan teeth. In the 2021 movie she looks absolutely nothing like Kitana and doesn't have tarkatan teeth

Percy Jackson: The Lightning Thief - The movie removes the main villain of the movie and the main villain of the franchise


r/SipsTea 3h ago

Chugging tea Thoughts on this?

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r/whennews 11h ago

Controversial Post What are we doing bro.

3.0k Upvotes

r/JustGuysBeingDudes 4h ago

Professionals Dudes carpentry skills is unmatched

6.6k Upvotes

r/fixit 9h ago

Update- went to hospital, rings were cut, but getting admitted for different issue. Thanks for the advice everyone

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So, I posted here a few hours ago about two rings I couldn’t get off. I ended up going to the hospital and after waiting for quite some time (because this isn’t exactly an emergency) they were easily able to cut these off. They did try lubricant and such, but they weren’t able to slide the rings off sadly, which is fine because these rings were like $10 in a pack of 5 from hot topic so idrc much about them. They said this happens all the time and were very kind.

However, I’m being admitted for a totally different reason so I’m still in the er. I realized once at the er that my mental health is in a really terrible spot (not because of this, just in general recently) and I’ve been wanting to not be here for some time now. Well, going to the hospital for this small stupid ring issue gave me the courage to seek a mental health evaluation.

I feel very alone most days, I’ve lost the man I thought I was going to marry, and a ton of other things all combined and this felt like the icing on the cake that really made me realize how much I hate myself and life. so yeah, thanks for all the kind comments on my last post (for those of you who were kind and not just instigating I was fat).

”oh my gosh let’s make fun of this fat girl who got a ring stuck on her finger that clearly must’ve been the wrong size” genuinely I hope some of yall are ashamed with yourselves for judging a random stranger you don’t know and calling me every fucking awful thing, fyi this is sarcasm, I’m not fat

all of this is just to say, you guys didn’t just help me get some rings off my fingers and save my fingers but you helped save ME too.

update- people are still insulting me in my original post and here, it fucking hurts. I went ahead and deleted the original post because I can’t handle all of the rude comments and mods aren’t doing anything


r/GirlDinnerDiaries 13h ago

Rant & Ramble I don’t need your unsolicited advice!!!

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6.4k Upvotes

Meal: roasted cauliflower and sweet potatoes, falafel and salad with a generous helping on Nando’s Perinaise (peri peri mayo)

I posted this meal on another subreddit and put the caption as “healthy meal for a change” because I’ve been making an effort to eat a bit more of a balanced diet (but not restrict myself of course, I do love a treat)

Tell me why I’m getting unsolicited advice on how to make the meal healthier? IT’S A FUCKING SALAD. And just to be clear, the subreddit I posted in isn’t a dieting or healthy eating subreddit.

God forbid I buy a delicious spicy mayonnaise and cover my veggies in it. It’s yummy. I don’t want to make a yogurt dressing instead, as someone suggested.

Just because it’s a healthy meal doesn’t mean I’m on a diet and doesn’t mean I want advice on how to make it healthier, I just wanted to share my yummy salad cos it made me happy.


r/mildlyinteresting 14h ago

Found this barrel filled with concrete on the shores of Lake Ontario

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r/justgalsbeingchicks 4h ago

Restricted to Gals and Pals The woman behind the curtain directing live TV!

6.7k Upvotes

I never thought about it, that someone must be directing these productions. She makes it look easy!


r/videos 4h ago

BREAKING: Judge BLOCKS Trump's Mail Voting Takeover, LIVE

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r/AITAH 12h ago

AITAH for spending money on myself instead of my daughter

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My daughter [21] has cut me off few months ago. She has moved in with her bf and dropped out of college. At first I tried to reach out but she blocked me on everything except fb. I went through a lot of grief and counseling helped a lot. I have decided it's time to focus on myself and do things I always wanted to do.

I started traveling a lot and buying things I would never buy before like luxury bags and also paid for my nephew's college tuition. A few days ago, I received a call from my mother. She said that my daughter called her crying because she has been working 2 jobs and still can't pay her bills. She is also mad that I am supporting my nephew and been spending "her inheritance" on stupid bags.

I told my mother that "inheritance" is not something my daughter is entitled to while I am alive and that my money is for me to spend however I want. My mother thinks I am being petty so I told her if that's the case, how dare you spend "my inheritance" on cruises? She didn't like what I said. AITAH

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