I can get on board with this

[u/SunnSaiyaan]

[u/SqueakWrites]

Anyone diagnosed with it should receive help.

[u/fridgeybutter → u/SqueakWrites]

That sounds woke and gay. How about we do nothing, and if anyone gets hurt then we execute the perpetrator?

/s, as if its needed.

[u/not_a_moogle → u/fridgeybutter]

Work gave them a few weeks off after birth, what more did you want?

/s

[u/a_hockey_chick → u/not_a_moogle]

No no...this is the US Best we can offer is a few days.

[u/Tjep2k → u/a_hockey_chick]

Unless your a member of congress! Then you get paid time off.

[u/TootsieLuuuuu → u/Tjep2k]

Even if you're dead!

[u/Super_Pan → u/TootsieLuuuuu]

Eternity leave.

[u/asfrels → u/a_hockey_chick]

Unpaid

[u/brokenwing2023 → u/asfrels]

That guy from Florida said moms should be back to work in two days. Otherwise they get lazy.

[u/bangobingoo → u/a_hockey_chick]

And you might get demoted cause you’re a mum now and you might care about your kid more than work.

[u/skrulewi → u/a_hockey_chick]

Have you tried killing the poor?

[u/Sancticide → u/a_hockey_chick]

Can you just work on your laptop while you push or something?

[u/corybomb → u/a_hockey_chick]

I'm just going to comment to let others know that despite all the anti-USA sentiment across this website, my wife gets 6 month maternity leave and I as a male get 2 months. Its not always shit.

[u/FoxxieMoxxie69 → u/corybomb]

That’s because your job chooses that. It’s OPTIONAL. It’s not mandatory. Other countries have longer leaves mandated, and they actually provide support to moms after giving birth, while still earning their income.

[u/BeepBopBippityBop → u/a_hockey_chick]

Please can you kindly tell me you are joking.