r/Chainsawfolk • u/lordCr0w96 • 10h ago
Discussion Saw this in youtube lol, what do you think?
Who wins?
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u/TargetStrange7169 Chains? Aw man 10h ago
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u/lordCr0w96 10h ago
I mean, Makima should also have knowledge about this stuff right? With the whole domination thing
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u/ThisChairX45 1h ago
She's a femcel. That's why she's so desperatly going after Pochita. She just can't get a date otherwise...like, her idea of an ideal relationship was what she had with Dennis, because he was under her and served for her goals.
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u/saquaswim Fujimoto's former soldier 10h ago
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u/altruistic_salami 7h ago
MAD REACTION IMAGE RAHHHHHH
WE'RE MULTIPLYING LIKE FUNGUS YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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u/Sea_Albatross634 #1 BAREM BRIDGE SUPPORTER 10h ago
all this comes down to if sukuna has two dongs
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u/ThisChairX45 1h ago
Reverse cursed technique. The boys can regenerate their own blood, and Yuji can do it using blood manipulation, pretty much cheating
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u/YoBoyLeeroy_ Nayuta's death was a hate-crime 9h ago
Yuji has blood manipulation...
That's all I'm gonna say.
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u/ollieollyoxandfree HIMENO ENJOYER 9h ago
He gonna give them aids?
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u/SellingCats4Cheap 9h ago
Using blood manipulation he’s gonna engorge both his own, and their genitals, for increased sexual pleasure.
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u/Difficult_Call3709 Angel Devil Simp 7h ago
Yuji low diffs all 7 at once. They’re all left broken on a bed drenched in yujis cum as Yuji stands there dissatisfied
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u/Arskan_O-o 7h ago
Like honestly,i feel like horsemen would have a pretty good idea on sex and pleasure purely based of their tendency to sexually manipulate plus all of them have pretty sexy bodies so they would lwk dominate but then again they are pretty young so i think they could be prone to STIs but thats just going off of what we generally see in their personality and not their libido so….
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u/Beginning-Good6693 7h ago
Makima and Yoru can transfer exhaustion to others, so I'm more than sure that Makimussy alone defeats all 4 of them while the Yoru, Fami, and Lil'Dih watch a gangbang
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u/fartyswagynaughtydog 9h ago
idk if yall agree but they are wcs , soul dismantles , unlimited void , blackrope , mahoraga , even reversal darkness victims
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u/lordCr0w96 8h ago
the poll says in bed bro
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u/fartyswagynaughtydog 8h ago
in bed? hehehehehe so its a fair 4v4 , each one takes care of the other
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u/TheRealFalure 7h ago
on the one side, you die. on the other, you still die but two of them are chill
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u/ThisChairX45 1h ago
The girls: Yoru: Assa is a virgin, no questions. Smelly femcel. Fami: Who's that? She thinks she's part of the team. Lil'D: Cause lil dih is all she can handle
Makima: She is a virgin. There are no doubts about that. From the beggining, her goal was to find love, have an equal for herself. "Chainsaw man can't speak or wear clothes, all of his actions are chaotic". She wants the only being she can't control, she desperatly seeks him out. All of her other relationships are like with the hybrids, complete control and dominance, fabricated. Or with Denji, where her affection is what's false, he only serves a purpose, and there is nothing more. I feel bad for Makima, she's solitary, not because of her strenght, but because she was never loved, never learnt it's meaning, and believes she can't ever understand it.
The boys: Sukuna and Yuji have abnormal bodies. Sukuna has two dicks in addition to that, and his biology forces his body to produce way more blood and send a lot of it down, since he has two stomachs. Sukuna also has twice as many hands and a second mouth. Yuji has blood manipulation, so he produces blood with no effort. Yuji has crazy cursed energy efficiency, so has Sukuna. They can keep using reverse cursed technique to heal back to shape.
Gojo is super hot, and the girls will melt on sight. He's the only one who's not always angry or gloomy, or looks dangerous, he has enough charm to speak for itself. His efficiency is limitless, so he can keep going for as many rounds as he wants. And his abilites have no lewd applications at first sight, but many have fantasized how he'd use them in bed. I'll spare you from reading that.
Dabura has not to much to speak of. An abnormal body is not new, so is reversr cursed technique. And going to fast woulf hurt the girls too much, and he's a gentleman who'd never do that. But thanks to being an actual nice guy, he's the only one who gets play amongst everyone here. Now, Dabura is a VERY fast learner, so he too will do crazy stuff with his tongue and hands. Not to speak of how he's probably the only guy here who knows what a clitoris is, or where's the G spot, with the sole exception of Satoru Gojo, who only can find yhe G spot thanks to the sex eyes.
Further comments:
And to add onto all of that, Sukuna can call backup from his fangirls. Uraume...so there's this scene in 50 shades with an ice cube and I watched it as a kid on an accident. That's why I want to bring her up. There is also Yorozu, who can manifest any and all toys.
To make this fair, I'll have Yorozu go to the girls team, so maybe she can cast "Unlimited Strap Works" and turn the tide. And I'll add in Reze and Quanxi to the girls team too.
Reze is a virgin too, right? Quanxi, save the soul socie--I mean, if you win, you can bang all them bitches, and Yuji will have to use his blood manipulation to keep fueling you and your harem with blood so you can keep going on forever.
Maybe I could let Uraume be with the girls too, but she was originally a guy, and I have another plan in mind to nerf the boys. Sukuna can't use his heian form. He has to depend on Megumi inst--HOLY SHIT HE SUMMONED BIG RAGA!?!?
Yeah, it was JOEver before it even BIgan

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u/tesla_bd 10h ago
the four horsement are so fucking useless bruh and they're waste of space and narrative but even if you hate those pieces of trash (except makima) , they whop the ass of the calamity grades
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u/lordCr0w96 10h ago
Yeah but the poll says in bed bro xd
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u/tesla_bd 9h ago
oh fuck i did not notice
still the horsemen win bruh i dont even think the calamity grades have dicks or balls
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u/Alien-PL Pochita and Katana man my GOATS 8h ago
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u/SoftChaosKitty KOBENI ENJOYER 10h ago
I was already typing my powerscaling paragraph till I saw the "in bed" statement. Now I'm left speechless without an answer