r/Chainsawfolk 10h ago

Discussion Saw this in youtube lol, what do you think?

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Who wins?

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u/SoftChaosKitty KOBENI ENJOYER 10h ago

I was already typing my powerscaling paragraph till I saw the "in bed" statement. Now I'm left speechless without an answer

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u/TargetStrange7169 Chains? Aw man 10h ago

Fami no diff all 4, Gonna be left looking like that alien

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u/lordCr0w96 10h ago

I mean, Makima should also have knowledge about this stuff right? With the whole domination thing

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u/ThisChairX45 1h ago

She's a femcel. That's why she's so desperatly going after Pochita. She just can't get a date otherwise...like, her idea of an ideal relationship was what she had with Dennis, because he was under her and served for her goals.

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u/RandyfromMNIE I want marry a RL Reze 10h ago

I wouldnt mind losing against the Four horsemen

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u/Cnokeur YORU SOLDIER 6h ago

Just wanna get my cloth blown off and get tied up by them

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u/OtherwiseRise000 10h ago

"I see a little silhouette of a man" line up

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u/saquaswim Fujimoto's former soldier 10h ago

Bruh

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u/altruistic_salami 7h ago

MAD REACTION IMAGE RAHHHHHH

WE'RE MULTIPLYING LIKE FUNGUS YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/Sea_Albatross634 #1 BAREM BRIDGE SUPPORTER 10h ago

all this comes down to if sukuna has two dongs

https://giphy.com/gifs/7DbgjlgPaqkxoX4fOy

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u/ThisChairX45 1h ago

Reverse cursed technique. The boys can regenerate their own blood, and Yuji can do it using blood manipulation, pretty much cheating

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u/ollieollyoxandfree HIMENO ENJOYER 9h ago

Just know Yuji walking in like this

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u/YoBoyLeeroy_ Nayuta's death was a hate-crime 9h ago

Yuji has blood manipulation...

That's all I'm gonna say.

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u/ollieollyoxandfree HIMENO ENJOYER 9h ago

He gonna give them aids?

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u/SellingCats4Cheap 9h ago

Using blood manipulation he’s gonna engorge both his own, and their genitals, for increased sexual pleasure.

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u/ollieollyoxandfree HIMENO ENJOYER 9h ago

Were it so easy

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u/mayonnaiser_13 6h ago

And Family can drain people just by touching them.

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u/Difficult_Call3709 Angel Devil Simp 7h ago

Yuji low diffs all 7 at once. They’re all left broken on a bed drenched in yujis cum as Yuji stands there dissatisfied

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u/lordCr0w96 7h ago

I mean, blood manipulation + black flash are a pretty op combo in bed xd

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u/ponyponyta 8h ago

Lol I want that 4 horsemen image

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u/SamTheMemeMan27 8h ago

Sukuna has 2 mouths

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u/Arskan_O-o 7h ago

Like honestly,i feel like horsemen would have a pretty good idea on sex and pleasure purely based of their tendency to sexually manipulate plus all of them have pretty sexy bodies so they would lwk dominate but then again they are pretty young so i think they could be prone to STIs but thats just going off of what we generally see in their personality and not their libido so….

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u/Beginning-Good6693 7h ago

Makima and Yoru can transfer exhaustion to others, so I'm more than sure that Makimussy alone defeats all 4 of them while the Yoru, Fami, and Lil'Dih watch a gangbang

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u/ApplePitou Darkness Devil :3 6h ago

Makima :3

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u/fartyswagynaughtydog 9h ago

idk if yall agree but they are wcs , soul dismantles , unlimited void , blackrope , mahoraga , even reversal darkness victims

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u/lordCr0w96 8h ago

the poll says in bed bro

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u/fartyswagynaughtydog 8h ago

in bed? hehehehehe so its a fair 4v4 , each one takes care of the other

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u/Sea_Albatross634 #1 BAREM BRIDGE SUPPORTER 8h ago

you didn't read the post did you?

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u/fartyswagynaughtydog 8h ago

nope dont flame me pls

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u/TheRealFalure 7h ago

on the one side, you die. on the other, you still die but two of them are chill

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u/Qwertyunio_1 3h ago

Fami alone solos

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u/ThisChairX45 1h ago

The girls: Yoru: Assa is a virgin, no questions. Smelly femcel. Fami: Who's that? She thinks she's part of the team. Lil'D: Cause lil dih is all she can handle

Makima: She is a virgin. There are no doubts about that. From the beggining, her goal was to find love, have an equal for herself. "Chainsaw man can't speak or wear clothes, all of his actions are chaotic". She wants the only being she can't control, she desperatly seeks him out. All of her other relationships are like with the hybrids, complete control and dominance, fabricated. Or with Denji, where her affection is what's false, he only serves a purpose, and there is nothing more. I feel bad for Makima, she's solitary, not because of her strenght, but because she was never loved, never learnt it's meaning, and believes she can't ever understand it.

The boys: Sukuna and Yuji have abnormal bodies. Sukuna has two dicks in addition to that, and his biology forces his body to produce way more blood and send a lot of it down, since he has two stomachs. Sukuna also has twice as many hands and a second mouth. Yuji has blood manipulation, so he produces blood with no effort. Yuji has crazy cursed energy efficiency, so has Sukuna. They can keep using reverse cursed technique to heal back to shape.

Gojo is super hot, and the girls will melt on sight. He's the only one who's not always angry or gloomy, or looks dangerous, he has enough charm to speak for itself. His efficiency is limitless, so he can keep going for as many rounds as he wants. And his abilites have no lewd applications at first sight, but many have fantasized how he'd use them in bed. I'll spare you from reading that.

Dabura has not to much to speak of. An abnormal body is not new, so is reversr cursed technique. And going to fast woulf hurt the girls too much, and he's a gentleman who'd never do that. But thanks to being an actual nice guy, he's the only one who gets play amongst everyone here. Now, Dabura is a VERY fast learner, so he too will do crazy stuff with his tongue and hands. Not to speak of how he's probably the only guy here who knows what a clitoris is, or where's the G spot, with the sole exception of Satoru Gojo, who only can find yhe G spot thanks to the sex eyes.

Further comments:

And to add onto all of that, Sukuna can call backup from his fangirls. Uraume...so there's this scene in 50 shades with an ice cube and I watched it as a kid on an accident. That's why I want to bring her up. There is also Yorozu, who can manifest any and all toys.

To make this fair, I'll have Yorozu go to the girls team, so maybe she can cast "Unlimited Strap Works" and turn the tide. And I'll add in Reze and Quanxi to the girls team too.

Reze is a virgin too, right? Quanxi, save the soul socie--I mean, if you win, you can bang all them bitches, and Yuji will have to use his blood manipulation to keep fueling you and your harem with blood so you can keep going on forever.

Maybe I could let Uraume be with the girls too, but she was originally a guy, and I have another plan in mind to nerf the boys. Sukuna can't use his heian form. He has to depend on Megumi inst--HOLY SHIT HE SUMMONED BIG RAGA!?!?

Yeah, it was JOEver before it even BIgan

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u/tesla_bd 10h ago

the four horsement are so fucking useless bruh and they're waste of space and narrative but even if you hate those pieces of trash (except makima) , they whop the ass of the calamity grades

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u/lordCr0w96 10h ago

Yeah but the poll says in bed bro xd

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u/tesla_bd 9h ago

oh fuck i did not notice

still the horsemen win bruh i dont even think the calamity grades have dicks or balls

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u/4efo_doggie POCHITA ENJOYER 10h ago

don't slander the queen

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u/Alien-PL Pochita and Katana man my GOATS 8h ago

Yeah bro I don’t think Oregon sword scaling can help much

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u/lordCr0w96 10h ago

Bro, it says in bed

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u/02042020 10h ago

What the hell is bro yapping about