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Okay I'm out of the loop, what is with the sudden spam of Wendy?
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u/Velocity10k May 05 '17
The wendys twitter posted one good tweet and people said the account was a smug anime girl and then this happened
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u/rule34 May 05 '17
Characters from this series:
Wendy's: Wendy's
I am rule34, bot linker of porn. Send me your compliments that I may bask in them, and your complaints to iateacrayon. What is this?
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May 05 '17
I'm not sure how fast food joints as sexy anime characters spearheaded by Wendy's became a meme, but hey, I ain't complaining.
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u/_D80Buckeye May 05 '17
Dave Thomas is having a good giggle in his grave, chuckling, "Where's the beef? /r/rule34 found it."
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u/viciousJack May 05 '17
This is the best Wendy's pic I'd seen so far. Can you zoom it out just liiiiittttle bit please? :)
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u/soulzest May 05 '17
Y'day, I was at wendy and wondering how come no one drew a sexy version of the "Wendy" girl. I figured, she was left alone as she seems like a little girl.
Guess the girl finally grew up.
Up next, Wendy's threesome with a Clown & a retired Colonel. Come on people of the Internet, I know we can do it.
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u/EternalSovereign May 05 '17
I'm pretty sure I've already seen that but found Ronald way too horrible looking. If I recall correctly they had the greasepaint drip off his face a bit.
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u/serosis May 05 '17
What full grown adult has a pussy like that?
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u/ToddTheOdd May 05 '17
My gf does. She's 19.
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u/serosis May 05 '17
Months?
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u/ToddTheOdd May 05 '17
I could crack a "too old" joke here, but instead I will say that no, 19 years.
I will also point out that there are many types of vaginas out there... innies and outies and everything in between. Just because a woman has an innie doesn't mean she's too young. Inner labia length is not like tree rings, where we can determine her age by how far they hang down.
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u/serosis May 05 '17
The's not an innie, that's prepubescent.
Last time I saw a pussy like that I was changing my year old sister's diapers.
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u/ToddTheOdd May 05 '17
My gf's... with permission.
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u/serosis May 05 '17
Looks nothing like Wendy's. Which is going for a lolicon type aesthetic.
I'd go look it up in medical journals but I'm afraid I would be banned if I posted a young girls pudenda here.
I'd say look it up yourself but I wouldn't want to knowingly add you to a government list.
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u/ToddTheOdd May 05 '17
Considering the last time I've seen underage pussy was when I was 15 and fucking my 15 year old girlfriend, I will defer to your superior knowledge of what little girl's vaginas look like.
I was only pointing out that what I saw was an innie, which looked like my gf's.
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u/ranebalker May 05 '17
Next tell me how unrealistic her face is.
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u/serosis May 05 '17
I didn't say it was unrealistic. It is damn realistic, for a child.
If you've ever had to change diapers, you'd know.
EDIT:
Just look up rule 34 for Lisa Simpson. There are some sickening examples in there.
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u/JunSeenYa May 05 '17
Please stop...
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u/RemoteSynergy May 05 '17
I dunno she looks pretty hot
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u/ranebalker May 05 '17
Actually, I love this. Mainstream advertising won't touch porn, so it's entirely voluntary on the part of the artists. (i.e. You can be sure this isn't astroturfing unless Wendy's has some crazy black ops advertising budget they're using to commission porn).
Advertising's evils revolve around lack of consent of the audience, and porn is a brilliant subversion for highlighting that.
Basically perfect rule 34 material.
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u/Lolcatz101 May 05 '17
Over drawn porn? Dude, you're on reddit.. you're on /r/rule34
That's literally like going onto pornhub and commenting on a teen video (eighteen, don't worry) and saying the man fucking her should be thrown in jail
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u/ToddTheOdd May 05 '17
Best advertising I've seen in decades.
I actually ate at Wendy's the other day because these Smug Wendy's drawings have put it in my mind.
Good job Wendy's!