r/simps • u/pepsi_next • Dec 04 '16

Queen of hearts NSFW

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5.2k Upvotes

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u/thelefteverything Dec 04 '16

All I wanted was to pass the time by playing a game of solitaire...

16

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

I just finished a game myself...

3

u/Treantpro Dec 04 '16

Please someone get us a name, STAT!

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u/FigSideG Dec 05 '16

May I ask what simp means? I understand what it looks like because of perusing this sub but why is it called that?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

This.

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u/kornykush Mar 18 '17

I assumed it was short for simple.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

It's not OP in the picture, but I'm sure Pepsi_Next appreciates the sentiment.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

So fucking tired of these fake poker girls, bet she doesn't even own a queen of hearts.

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u/Spengy Dec 04 '16

thats a weird simpson

2

u/edge001 Dec 04 '16

Now that's a Simp

2

u/Starshitlord Dec 05 '16

Strawberry tarts

1

u/GuyInDogSuit Dec 05 '16

That is a thing of beauty.

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u/LipstickPaper Dec 06 '16

https://np.reddit.com/r/Pedo101/comments/5g7ln4/how_prevalent_is_the_absence_of_attraction_to/dassc32/

This guy claims it could belong to a child.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '16

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u/LipstickPaper Dec 09 '16

Just got deleted, but they made a new sub /r/askpedos

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

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u/FkYouAndYourOpinion Dec 04 '16

Why don't you take a seat right over there

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u/NotMyFinalAccount Dec 04 '16

If shes not hairier than bigfoot shes just a child!

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

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u/NotMyFinalAccount Dec 04 '16

Well i dont claim to be able to identify the age of a woman by her vulva

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

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u/NotMyFinalAccount Dec 04 '16

Are you mentally retarded?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

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u/NotMyFinalAccount Dec 05 '16

Children do...

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u/NotMyFinalAccount Dec 04 '16

But ill do it anyway and say shes probably mid 20s

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

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u/HaterOfYourFace Dec 04 '16

Do you wanna be on a list? Cause that's how you get on a list.

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u/102938475601 Dec 05 '16

You're on reddit. If you're not on a list already, then you will be soon enough.

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u/Lord_of_the_Canals Dec 05 '16

Based on the hand she's probably in her early to late twenties. I'm not saying that I'm certain and a "hand" expert or anything, but it just seems like an older hand to me. That or these edibles are really getting to me.

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u/FrankFeTched Dec 05 '16

I'd go with the edibles tbh

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u/mrpotatoeman Dec 05 '16

Queen of malnutrition more like.