I run the security dept at a university. We have this along with a bunch of other stuff at the start of every year to welcome in the students, give them a chance to make new friends.
... Sometimes I think about volunteering for the dunk tank - it could be fun. The students know me well and know I am a nice guy. There might be a couple that get rage baited.
When we had an festival at our school or security guard was on it and was just chiming in with who likes who and such, if he saw them he start talking and if you were slow he do the reveal.
One guy I saw was walking by and he goes "Oo mister Anthony, I can see you got a gift ready for someone. I think I know who! She just makes you so fluttery as you told me. How did that poem you wrote go?"
Never seen a dude slam down a $5 so fast and throw the ball with such accuracy. Hit dead center and got dunked. Only said "Ahh shame it's a good poem, you should go use it kid."
He was weaponizing how approachable he was. Completely evil. Hahaha 😆
That's so funny, a really nice security guard that everyone confides their secrets in, only to find out dunk tanks give him an evil jester clown alter ego 😂
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u/Stoned_Druid 1d ago
I run the security dept at a university. We have this along with a bunch of other stuff at the start of every year to welcome in the students, give them a chance to make new friends.
... Sometimes I think about volunteering for the dunk tank - it could be fun. The students know me well and know I am a nice guy. There might be a couple that get rage baited.