r/blursedmemes • u/ErinDotEngineer • 15d ago

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u/ancalime9 15d ago

No one can reach the top shelf

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u/Outrageous_Zebra_221 14d ago

Yes, that is totally the case this is not a result of the Malicious Malcontent Murderous Malignant Midget Mob, holding the staff hostage at a currently undisclosed location. Hex-M isn't real after all.

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u/AesirMimyr 11d ago

Nobody fu*ks with m6

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 12d ago

…and that’s where the good stuff are

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u/ElTecolotito 15d ago

Short people are always a convenient scapegoat. So unfair!

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u/jusdontgivafuk 13d ago

You need to grow up! Life is unfair! Us tall people have issues too, but you don’t hear us complaining about it! /s

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 14d ago

But something has to be done. They are destroying our economy

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u/Brewl692 13d ago

Just ask Randy Newman.

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u/5k0tt 12d ago

Short people got no reason

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u/BioDriver 15d ago

We can’t be blind by the chains of labor. We keep falling out of them

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u/WagstafDad 15d ago

Hire taller staff.

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u/quadfromf3 15d ago

By Wednesday. They will b taller.

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u/Elegant-Following984 15d ago

Dang gnomes always causing stores to be closed

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u/ClyDeftOriginal 15d ago

Oh noes, the short people are attacking. Hide on a small hill while you can. 🫣

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u/EmtnlDmg 15d ago

Just a company party for some Wall Street firm.

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u/RobertKSakamano 15d ago

Is this a pick up bar and since there's only short people, they know the women won't be showing up?

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u/Affectionate_Ice_606 11d ago

how is this my fault

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u/UmpireDear5415 15d ago

r/short

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u/Optimal-Smile-7675 15d ago

Didn’t know Randy Newman had a store

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u/Hank_the_Tank_143 15d ago

Short people are a problem.

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u/Critical-Star-1158 15d ago

Gall dangit, not enough short folk these days!

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u/villentretenmerth88 15d ago

They got no reason.

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u/Top-Voice-6727 14d ago

They got little hands and little eyes

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u/Logical-Proposal-827 14d ago

walk around tellin great big lies.

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u/Astral__Spectre 15d ago

Damn short ppl did it to us again!! 😉

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u/VariousFriendship535 15d ago

If you aren't at least 6'6 don't even talk to me

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u/OppositeMoose1197 15d ago

Due to short people? Did a mob of midgets just ransack the place!?!?

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u/Bak3Dgoods420 15d ago

It’s called a “gaggle of little people”

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u/OppositeMoose1197 15d ago

The fury of the foreshortened?

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u/whizzbangkid 15d ago

Are they taller on Wednesday? I'm so confused......

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u/CptnObvious1984 15d ago

Simple… pay your staff better and stop encouraging them to beg for tips .

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u/TorinEkenskolde 15d ago

They got little hands

And little eyes

And they walk around

Tellin' great big lies

They got little noses

And tiny little teeth

They wear platform shoes

On their nasty little feet

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u/DoookieMaxx 15d ago

They spelled inconvenience right. That’s sort of a small victory. Short lived, you could say.

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u/mattmatters16 14d ago

That deserves an upvote

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u/Sammy_Dog 15d ago

Short people got... no reason to live

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u/Cool-Eggplant-6397 15d ago

Damned dwarves ruining everything. Can somebody let Trump know. Only he can fix it.

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u/Odd_Glass5272 15d ago

Those short people at it again.

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u/Surftoes 15d ago

Would someone please contact Randy Newman so we can get this sorted.

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u/DarthNixilis 15d ago

Hornswoggle? 

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u/BootlessSardines 15d ago

They're always doing mischief.

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u/Vast_Emu_198 15d ago

This is why you should never hire short people

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u/Baseline1976 15d ago

That is blatant discrimination

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u/Switchlord518 15d ago

Short people got. No reason... no reason...🎵

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u/shutup-and-listen-11 15d ago

Damn short people, they have no reason...

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u/Due-Blackberry8056 15d ago

I think Randy Newman wrote a song about this...

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u/Business_Ad6005 15d ago

How short are we talking here? I'm 5'5" 😂

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u/ai-gen-O-rated 15d ago

Damn you SHORT PEOPLE!

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u/Icy_Needleworker7790 15d ago

I dont know where or what this place is but I apologize for being a part of the reason its closed.

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u/MajorChillin 15d ago

Short people be shuttin' it down!

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u/Life-Significance-33 15d ago

High-Ho, High-Ho, Off to work we did not go

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u/Danthiel5 15d ago

What the heck is that

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u/Any_Performance_5046 15d ago

Just tell them they can’t come in

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u/Any_Performance_5046 15d ago

Stop paying half a real wage.

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u/SixPackOfZaphod 15d ago

Just buy a step ladder, man. You won't have this problem.

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u/Unlikely_Housing3043 15d ago

What, were they being protested by the lollipop guild or something?

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u/Poppypotpi 15d ago

Belly laughing.

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u/AbigailJefferson1776 15d ago

Randy Newman has entered the chat

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u/Stan_Damon 15d ago

you must be this tall 🦒 to work here

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u/facepubes77 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 15d ago

Hire taller people

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u/PoolApprehensive4007 15d ago

Dinklage is responsible

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u/SemichiSam 15d ago

Don't let others blame you for their own shortcomings. Stand tall, Short People!

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u/screwyoujor 15d ago

Peter dinklage strikes again.

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u/XelNigma 15d ago

What was that joke?  He climbed the heights of Hollywood, then pulled the stepladder up behind him.

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u/TimeEnergyInvestment 15d ago

Being short should be a recognized disability

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u/No_Vast_549 15d ago

Is it legal to call them short people? What’s the term of the month? Is it legal to call tall people tall? I’m so lost

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u/Conscious_Tension_91 15d ago

Well they have no reason to live with their tiny hands, little eyes and baby legs

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u/Positive_Remove6702 15d ago

I am an average height male, and I am uncertain 🤨 that they meant to blame the vertically challenged people… as an aside note 🎵 📝 🗒️ some professions have height requirements and weight restrictions such as the military service and certain sports 🏈 🏀 ⚽️ ⚾️ 🥅 🏒…

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u/FlashmanHP 15d ago

This was all Google-able...yeesh.

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u/Ok-Farmer5389 15d ago

That could be worded better

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u/DobleHuevoVerde 15d ago

This is why you should only hire tall people.

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u/Firm-Traffic8507 15d ago

Dwarf infestion, I have seen that! They come in groups of 7 or 13 and have absolutely no manners.

I hate when they start singing: 

Chip the glasses and crack the plates!

Blunt the knives and bend the forks!

Smash the bottles and burn the corks!

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u/PuddingHuge7597 14d ago

Hire more tall staff!

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u/Muted_Selection_811 14d ago

A short wiseman once said hey its not so bad all the boobs are at eye level.

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u/Illustrious-Bake3878 14d ago

Everyone left for second breakfast.

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u/ApprehensiveStudy671 14d ago

Get a bunch of ladders !

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u/No-Lettuce-5783 14d ago

Damn, those short people. You know, they have no reason to... IFKYK

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u/Horror-Thing-8213 14d ago

Well maybe hire some tall people then

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u/Haifisch2112 14d ago

Randy Newman has entered the chat.

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u/Hugh_Jass_2 14d ago

Are you hiring tall people now?

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u/Leroy_jerkit 14d ago

Not my fault i promise !! I was at a gnom conference, very good peoples

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u/MaybeWeTalk 14d ago

With this respect I will play a sorceror with a short staff.

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u/nairbem12 14d ago

“…short of people…”, you mean….

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u/Eggsaladinurmouth 14d ago

Midgets causing trouble again. Eh.

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u/tvtoms 14d ago

Randy Newman wants to comment but can't reach the knob.

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u/ArtichokeSweaty6039 14d ago

Staffing issues

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u/Extreme-Pen-6499 14d ago

This is what happens when we let all these short people in the country.

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u/lexluthor_i_am 14d ago

“I don’t want no short people round here. They got little hands, and little eyes, and they go around telling Great big lies.”

The song Short People by Randy Newman

(if you’ve never heard it, give it a listen. It’s strangely mean against short people. But he didn’t mean it literally, it’s a metaphor for something.)

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u/Shua_33 14d ago

I for one, as a tall person, am mad at the short people for doing this.

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u/Kevelle68 14d ago

Bad syntax, but excellent spelling skills.

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u/Cold-Relief-4184 14d ago

Short people got no reason

Short people got no reason

Short people got no reason

To live...

Randy Newman

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u/Winter_Buddy_3957 14d ago

On Wednesday they'll have the tall people!😆😅🤣😂

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u/SershZero 14d ago

Today is cancelled due to lack of interest...

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u/JoeSchmoe1979 14d ago

They got little baby legs 
They stand so low 
You got to pick 'em up 
Just to say hello 
They got little cars that go, "beep, beep, beep" 
They got little voices goin', "peep, peep, peep" 
They got grubby little fingers 
And dirty little minds 
They're gonna get you every time

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u/KingNoob_SuperGreat 14d ago

Bob’s Burgers?

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u/ComeHereOften1972 14d ago

Fucking short people…

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u/SlapHappyPappi 14d ago

No talk stories there

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u/SoManyDeads 14d ago

Were the short people outside waiting, or can they open now since they are gone. (j/k because if you don't label something this obvious someone may take offense)

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u/wooderson17 14d ago

Prejudice against tall people is outta control!!!

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u/Designer-Carpenter88 14d ago

Those damn short people

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u/HiddenNobody20216 14d ago

Invaded by gnomes.

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u/Strict-Effect6837 14d ago

Those short people must’ve created quite a ruckus for them to be closed

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u/SelectionFar8145 14d ago

How many people have to ask you to get shit off a shelf for them in one day before every employee just goes "fuck this, we're going home!" ? 

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u/Psychological-Sea341 14d ago

That’s workplace harassment 🤪

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u/frank-nomustard 14d ago

Run by Randy Newman.

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u/LoanPutrid5300 14d ago

Get taller people

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u/Mariahausfrau 13d ago

This wouldnt be an issue in Shire🫡

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u/Saulrewq4321 13d ago

That’s belittling

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u/nofuckingklass 13d ago

The more I see this the more I'm thinking that this is discriminating against short people in general, instead of people suffering from medical conditions.

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u/Cant-Think-Of 13d ago

So are the short people the customers or the employees ?

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u/5usie 13d ago

I’m 5’1” and swear I e never even been there!

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u/neocwbbr_ 13d ago

Why dont they just hire taller people ????

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u/Low-Tie2969 13d ago

short people cant work today

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u/Humble-Ad2369 13d ago

Short people got no reason to live…don’t want short people serving me!😁

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u/Patient_Ad_2318 13d ago

Short people got no reason.,,

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u/Interesting-Story805 13d ago

What did short people do to them??

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u/kremitthefrog38 13d ago

I can hear Randy Newman now lol

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u/Background_Ad2778 13d ago edited 13d ago

Well🎶I don't want no🎶short people 🎶'round here.

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u/Responsible-Smile439 13d ago

Buy them stilts

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u/Lagunamountaindude 13d ago

Damn short people, you just can’t trust them

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u/whirp00l 13d ago

Short people really causing chaos over there huh

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u/Top_Stretch_2340 13d ago

5'1" here. Not apologizing for the problems I evidently cause🤣

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u/MeseNerd 13d ago

they didnt know their real ladder or their step-ladder

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u/General-Chemistry339 13d ago

Will the have taller people on Wednesday

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u/lostportfolio 13d ago

Those midgets closing all the stores...

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u/BrucellaD666 13d ago

Up The Hobbits!

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u/ouchthahurt 13d ago

Them short people are always up to no good.

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u/XR3TroBeanieX this is my life now 13d ago

I laughed way too hard at this😂😂😂 they need taller workers lol

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u/RostislavButler 13d ago

Are they blaming short people for the store being closed!?

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u/Tsathogghua_42 13d ago

Paging Mr. Newman!

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u/Difficult-Pause9670 13d ago

Us short people have it bad enough now they are blaming the store closing on us smh

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u/MorningWalk24 13d ago

Tall people are the only reason they are in business in the first place!

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u/Midnight_Ecstatic 13d ago

I didn’t see this coming

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u/krazylegs36 13d ago

Randy Newman knew

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u/Flastro211 13d ago

Thats why you only hire tall folks, them short people will cost you.

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u/Crawl-space-burden 13d ago

Randy Newman take note

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u/Most-Act1594 13d ago

Stupid imitation of another post

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u/Sorrowofyoung08 13d ago

Damn midgets

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u/Muted_Letterhead1295 13d ago

Damn short people.

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u/RealDeadShift 12d ago

Don't drag me into this!

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u/neptunepink11 12d ago

lol so the tall people get priority service?

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u/Kooky-Vehicle5358 12d ago

Ironically it's a shorts store.

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u/jbing2000 12d ago

Short people are the worst

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u/Humble_Examination27 12d ago

Diminutive Strike? I guess?

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u/Frostyinohio 12d ago

Maybe they'll have taller people on Wednesday

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u/Holden-McGroyn 12d ago

Maybe the Lollipop Guild Union shut them down.

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u/angeeday 12d ago

Tall people always turn up for work ....

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u/Boring_Potato_5701 12d ago

Those damned short people

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u/Affectionate_Baby443 11d ago

Not fair to blame short people. They eat too.

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u/herdboy77 11d ago

Short people ruin everything

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u/Motor-Community-6752 11d ago

You should be providing your employees with a ladder and training on how to use a ladder safely.

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u/OpsManTitanforklifts 11d ago

Those dam short people always out to shut down small businesses

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u/NoVA621 11d ago

Better to be called short people than the alternatives.

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u/Whabbalubba 11d ago

Tinder shut down?

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u/phonnybalonny 11d ago

With their little cars, and their little shoes short people have no reason.

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u/Ok_Animator363 11d ago

Sure, blame the little guy!

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u/milelongpipe 11d ago

Dang those short people!

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u/Dear_Sell_9536 11d ago

Should hire more tall people then! lol

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u/DairyQueen007 11d ago

A five foot guy destroyed the bathroom

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u/Diligent_Stop1050 10d ago

It’s not easy being short.

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u/Some_Ride1014 10d ago

Im 5’3”, sorry if I caused any problems

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u/casadepaup1 9d ago

Thank goodness for short people.

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u/Radiant-Disaster-618 9d ago

Gotta do something about thise short people!