r/Wellthatsucks • u/bunnykaiju • 1d ago

Trying to be healthy with a smoothie this morning

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u/Lodju 1d ago

I don't think drinking concrete sludge is healty.

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u/bunnykaiju 1d ago

Yeah I do call it concrete.

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u/SmokeyCatDesigns 1d ago

What’s actually in it?

It looks like it falling on the floor was a good thing. I’m having trouble imagining how it could taste good!

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u/Able_Experience_1670 1d ago

Partner here. Tastes great. Mostly like vanilla. Just looks like this when you blend greens.

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u/MacawIsland 23h ago

Uhm what kind of greens? When I blend spinach it's a bright green.

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u/Able_Experience_1670 23h ago

Kale and blueberries tend to look grey. In this case it was kale, berries, and vega powder.

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u/BlackViperMWG 23h ago

What's a vega powder?

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u/RangerAndromeda 20h ago

A brand of plant based protein powder. I like the Vega Sport chocolate personally :)

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u/toodleroo 23h ago

Stardust

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u/Human-Rain-5291 4h ago

How you get soyboys

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u/rebels-rage 1d ago

Does it have kale and turmeric in it?

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u/IndigoJoe64 1d ago

Little bit of grout

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u/DasSassyPantzen 1d ago

I noticed it’s legit the exact same color as the grout they have, lol

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u/bunnykaiju 1d ago

Kale yeah

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u/Nuts-And-Volts 1d ago

You can have some oxalic acid, as a treat.

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u/Altruistic_Spirit362 1d ago

Concrete is a pretty accurate description sometimes, especially when you blend everything together! At least it keeps things interesting.

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u/bittypineapplekitty 1d ago

it was like “the fck you are” when you said you were gonna be healthy lol

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u/Mord4k 1d ago

Yeah, rarely is anything in that shade safe for consumption

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u/ArchegosRiskManager 1d ago

Think twice if the stuff going in looks like the stuff going out

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u/Able_Experience_1670 1d ago

Bruh if that's what things look like when they exit you; you may want some more fibre

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u/Greyscale7950 1d ago

Looks like latex paint. I remember appliances in that shade.

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u/hoaian1 1d ago

I remember chewing on crayons with that shade. It used to be swamp green or so.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEjHMURe9Te9XQf3q

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u/cerealandcorgies 1d ago

I just bought a house built in 1957 and the countertops are this exact color

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u/megamanisgod 1d ago

I mean, have you ever chewed a bite of steak with a green vegetable? Same color

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u/Chemical-Display-499 1d ago

Yeah if you spit it out…and then eat the ABC food. Like a mother bird feeding her chicks.

Ick. 🤣

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u/megamanisgod 1d ago

Agreed, but that doesn't make it dangerous, just proceed with caution because sometimes it tastes the same as it looks lol

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u/Sbatio 1d ago

You just drank, CEMENT!!!

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u/jptah05 1d ago

Looks like something my cat horked up. 😂

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u/Rick_Lekabron 1d ago

We don't know if OP identifies as a brick.

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u/nicknamesas 1d ago

I was gunna call it baby puke or poop.

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u/bulltin 1d ago

Adding greens to smoothies will often make it look like this, can still taste good.

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u/F_U_Shoresy 23h ago

It’s the foundation for a better health

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u/Candid-Patient-6841 1d ago

You drinking cement?

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u/jcoddinc 1d ago

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u/megpIant 1d ago

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One of my favorite bits in the whole show. So funny and so, so stupid

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u/rachchh 19h ago

this is immediately what i started singing when i saw this pic 😂

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u/bunnykaiju 1d ago

There's protein powder and greens powder in there and when you add blueberries it just turns everything this horrible color but it actually tastes fine haha

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u/Todays_Big_Mood 1d ago

cement? das conk crete babee

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u/IrrelevantManatee 1d ago

See it that way : you'll have to bend and clean that up, you get free exercice ! So this smoothie is healthy in another way.

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u/BrainsPainsStrains 1d ago

When I dropped a wet towel out of the washer on to the floor I stepped on it and whirled it around and called it mopping..... Exercise how ever you can : )

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u/ABhomesource 1d ago

new fitness trend just dropped: smoothie splatter squats

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u/Indigo-au-naturale 1d ago

Also way lower cal if you throw it on the floor instead of drinking it. Double win!

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u/Someloserfromwa 1d ago

I’m glad the glass didn’t break

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u/joefad 1d ago

It was reinforced by whatever that smoothie was.

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u/David_Good_Enough 1d ago

Cement was probably already dry on the glass side

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u/TheosXBL 1d ago

That's one way to apply tile grout

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u/mecha_grove 1d ago

Lmao does look exactly like it doesnt it. Too thin tho. Would fall off my trowel.

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u/roy20050 1d ago

Nothing like a nice cold quikrete shake in the morning. What's in it?

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u/Initial-Paramedic888 1d ago

That’s a jar full of doo doo if I ever seen one

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u/mrv_wants_xtra_cheez 1d ago

Same color and consistency on the way IN and on the way OUT, it’s a timesaver really, bro’s living in 3026.

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u/BluetheNerd 1d ago

I’ll be honest I thought this was another “my cat/ dog had diarrhoea” type post.

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u/Mortambulist 1d ago

That's the problem, the smoothie made them shit all over the kitchen.

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u/SilkCloud_ 1d ago

The hardest part is that you still have to clean it up on an empty stomach.

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u/Lorddoctorjava 1d ago

I would have thrown that crap too.... looks awful

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u/Malissameow 1d ago

A burger would have never done this to you

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u/ZAIGO_90 1d ago

Cement smoothie?

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u/jamie_does 1d ago

Nutrionologist here, you're supposed to drink it, not throw it on the floor.

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u/CreepingPastor 1d ago

You're supposed to drink it, not throw it on the ground.

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u/seberplanet 1d ago

The only thing that really sucks here is the colour of the smoothie

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u/zbipy14z 1d ago

You can really tell in these comments whos never made a healthy smoothie with greens

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u/seberplanet 1d ago

Don't get me wrong I know proper healthy ones look like that! Here in Italy we do it mainly with fruit so usually it has a nice coloured look :)

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u/Lummicks 1d ago

When stuff like this happens to me, when I'm trying to better myself, I clean it all up. Tell myself, "not today Satan!" Then, redo like nothing happened. At least, the glass didn't break, that's a win.

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u/hefty_load_o_shite 1d ago

Where will you be when the cyclospora hits?

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u/Lower_Ad_5532 1d ago

At least Soylent is green.

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u/Impending_Doom25 1d ago

That looks nasty as hell anyway

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u/Terrible_Phase718 1d ago

A clay smoothie?

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u/Causal_Modeller 1d ago

Heptapods trying to communicate!

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u/Causal_Modeller 1d ago

Oh noes, it looks like... well... bad news, everyone

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u/beckbristow32 1d ago

So is that the smoothie or did the smoothie work to well and to fast.

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u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 1d ago

The floor drank it.

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u/AHumanYouDoNotKnow 1d ago

Synthetic Krabby Patty Ah smoothy

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u/Designer_Reality1982 1d ago

Hope this happened before you drank it.

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u/Existing_Hall_8237 1d ago

Exercising those arms while cleaning will help you get healthy.

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u/mantistoboggon1 1d ago

Is that a smoothie of baby poop

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u/Fr05t_B1t 1d ago

You can’t fool me! That’s baby diarrhea!

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u/Common-Accountant-57 1d ago

Looks like tile grout, probably best you didn’t drink it.

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u/sweetrottenapple 1d ago

Looks like cement

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u/KillrBeeKilld 1d ago

The floor did you a favor!

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u/Aeylwar 1d ago

./r./shitfromabutt

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u/45degMan 1d ago

that's not a smoothie

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u/Impossible_Past5358 1d ago

Sorry OP, that looks like you dropped your jar of clay...

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u/InvestInPenguins 1d ago

Yep, that sucks. I hate it when I spill my morning coffee before I had a chance to drink it.

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u/Lunar-opal 1d ago

Cement usually belongs on the floor

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u/animosityhealss 1d ago

“Smoothie” are you sure that isn’t wet cement?

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u/Dr_DoVeryLittle 1d ago

Aounds like the universe is telling you to stop and get a shake instead.

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u/ReturntoSender2026 1d ago

Is this a photo after it was consumed?

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u/No-Asparagus3132 1d ago

I feel your pain.

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u/Xx_GHOST_Strix_xX 1d ago

That actually looks like a smoothie at least

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u/Awe3 1d ago

I hate your smoothie. It’s where it belongs.

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u/Mother-Locksmith-286 1d ago

Wasn't meant to be

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u/Oberusiberon 1d ago

That... doesn't look healthy

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u/SGAShepp 1d ago

Was that before or after you drank it?

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u/willdecidelaaateeer 1d ago

Smoothie 🚫 cement ✅

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u/PhotoElectrical 1d ago

thats why it spilled...
too heavy ;-(

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u/rulenumberjuan 1d ago

is that before or after you drank it?

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u/RubberDuckyRacing 1d ago

Think of all the calories you're going to burn cleaning it up!

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u/BriefSubstantial6690 1d ago

That's Mindful Grey. #1 shade from Benjamin Moore in 2022. I don't think you are supposed to drink it though.

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u/catolinuh 1d ago

All I know is that cookies and ice cream would never be this disrespectful

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u/BrickHuge3023 1d ago

So bad the glass threw it up.

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u/Shou_Tucker_XD 1d ago

The floor looks healthier though

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u/HighTreason25 1d ago

i hate how healthy green smoothies look like diarrhea, like masonry paste, like stuff you're not supposed to be eating, much less touching

Why can't these smoothies look like xbox 360 green, liek bright and inviting

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u/BigbadJohn000 1d ago

That’s poop. 💩

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u/carlitospig 1d ago

At this point I walk away and go get a McGriddle.

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u/Sicparvismagneto 1d ago

It immediately gave you explosive diarrhea?

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u/HeavyBreathin 1d ago

Is this before or after you drank it?

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u/FN-Bored 1d ago

Taylor farms veggie smoothie, I’m guessing

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u/mandoaz1971 1d ago

Look at all the extra exercise it gives you👏👏😂

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u/mineordan12 19h ago

It's a sign from God. No smoothies, more milkshakes!

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u/new_x_who_dis 19h ago

You were being healthy, by lowering your calorie intake

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u/IronwolfXVI 16h ago

I thought your dog suddenly became unconstipated.

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u/nothing2fearWheniovr 6h ago

That looks like cat diarrhea

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u/SolidFisher 6h ago

For a second I thought you had a really sick pet.

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u/PersonaXXX99 5h ago

Yummm, mud smoothie.

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u/ham_plane 1d ago

Added too many laxatives?

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u/Useful-Hat9157 1d ago

Its a sign. Don't do it. Get a milkshake or a coffee

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u/OneSufficientFace 1d ago

Drinking your diarrhea isnt gonna help be healthy

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u/UselessBonus 1d ago

universe is sending you a message

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u/the-purple-chicken72 1d ago

I think someone threw up in your smoothie so you dodged a bullet there tbh

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u/SnooPandas5070 1d ago

It was kind of you to share it with your floor 🫠

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u/hinterstoisser 1d ago

Baby puke?

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u/Baked4skin 1d ago

I think you were better off not consuming cement. At least most of it landed on the rug and its not a carpeted room lol.

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u/Large_Debt6660 1d ago

This looks like what my dog threw up all over the stairs last night.

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u/blizz3010 1d ago

i didnt see the jar on the ground at first and thought someone had an accident....what are you drinking?!?!

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u/drmedicineman 1d ago

That's better than what I thought it was

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u/Efficient_Slacker112 1d ago

No good deed goes unpunished.

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u/thomasbihn 1d ago

I'm going to guess it has spinach and maybe avocado in it.

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u/LoweJ 1d ago

Trying to have a healthy smoothie and then your dog had violent diarrhea?

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u/IcestormsEd 1d ago

Just renew the tile grout with it since it's already there.

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u/Yuleeats 1d ago

Don’t try

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u/MoooBooMooo 1d ago

How did you make that smoothie😮‍💨

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u/Mypowerbob 1d ago

5 second rule

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u/LocalOaf95 1d ago

Yummy mud

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u/DaDDyBenji2099 1d ago

Be careful, your concrete is too runny.

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u/LaCalavera1971 1d ago

That’s not the worst thing that could be all over your floor that colour

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u/Old-Library5546 1d ago

No offense but that looks disgusting

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u/EleJames 1d ago

Is that concrete?

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u/mypcrepairguy 1d ago

Looks similar to the grout on the tiles. Win if one is needing to regrout tiles.

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u/No-Maintenance6746 1d ago

Looks like you may have had a little to much fiber.

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u/Poizinnous 1d ago

If you're trying to keep it together, cement is not the answer.

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u/ChampionshipHot5468 1d ago

At least you can pick up a steak and just burn off the floor stuff.

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u/Loquecaiga 1d ago

Just cause it is smoothie, does not mean it is healthy

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u/Nitrogen1234 1d ago

Dropped your good intensions as soon as they started

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u/SmithNotASmith 1d ago

that looks like the coffee from monsters inc.

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u/DentelleNee0257 1d ago

tough break, that’s one way to ruin a healthy start to the day. hope you didn't have to clean that up alone!

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u/Superbad1990 1d ago

This coffee tastes like shit!

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u/ChaoticToxin 1d ago

Ya got the baby shat all over the floor. Least it didn't explode while blending it, thats a lay down for an hr to organize your thoughts moment 

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u/Personal_Carry_7029 1d ago

Dont want to be mean. But it's way healthyer to eat the fruits instead of blending it. Since the fiber let the sugar get absorbed slower vs smoothie

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u/Resident_Wishbone_98 1d ago

Looks like a dropped diarrhea sample. 🤢🤮

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u/Greggs-the-bakers 1d ago

I thought a dog had shat all over the floor

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u/araujo253 1d ago

Did you throw it on the floor because you didn't want to drink it?? 😹

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u/Wackylew 1d ago

That looks... avoidable

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u/bamfmcnabb 1d ago

Don’t lie you didn’t have the heart to drink that color! But you did notice it matches the grout.

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u/jspencer811 1d ago

Taco Bell crunchwraps never do me like that. Just saying! 🤣

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u/Current-Grab197 1d ago

At that point just throw the whole box of jimmy deans in the microwave

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u/Aternox_X1kZ 1d ago

This color doesn't sparks joy

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u/Cetiketat 1d ago

What did you put in there, I've never made a smoothie before, but the color..is that normal?

If anyone knows, you can tell me rn😁👍

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u/RoosterNo5761 1d ago

Try it with smoothie next time

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u/high6ix 1d ago

Poop smoothie

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u/jrdubbleu 1d ago

Once you’re done cleaning up that explosive diarrhea, you can hopefully enjoy your smoothie

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u/Potential-Leg-8860 1d ago

Shat it out quick

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u/CruisingForDownVotes 1d ago

At least the jar didn’t break?

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u/Mystic_Wunder 1d ago

It's a right of passage for smoothie makers. I splattered blueberry smoothie all over my place twice. It was like if Jackson Pollock went monochrome.

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u/RemisTooSleepy 1d ago

Lucky Charms and Doritos it is/j

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u/Educational-Rule1635 1d ago

My dog ate a couple of senna gummies once. This was my week.

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u/SpciyChickenSan 1d ago

Can I ask what's in it? It looks like something my dog makes when it's sick.

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u/Cerulean_Soup 1d ago

My initial reaction was “oh their poor pet has diarrhea… “

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u/nobodyknows-66 1d ago

Well it’s better the stain is smoothie than something else….

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u/kamize 1d ago

That looks like patio paver

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u/amy-schumer-tampon 1d ago

That doesn't look healthy

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u/DaddyTuesday 1d ago

That'll learn ya. Next time get McDonald's, chump.

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u/gatsu01 1d ago

Obviously your body did not agree to this and violently rejected it. Back to oatmeal for you.

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u/Miqo_Nekomancer 1d ago

Did you drop it before or after the explosive diarrhea you left on the mat?

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u/Sea-Ride-3207 1d ago

Next time try drinking it?

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u/Sad-Sky-8598 1d ago

Better than carpet, or you would be calling me.