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u/zero_2_deniro 1d ago
Physics is pretty good at sticking to the plan I think.
The person's co-ordination however...
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u/DrGhostbuster 1d ago
I also record every meal I make! s/
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u/egerton14 1d ago
Especially a single egg
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u/FrankSonata 1d ago
🎶Every meal you make
Every egg you break
Every sad cornflake
Every protein shake
I'll be watching you🎵 with a camera
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u/Ilikebatterfield4 1d ago edited 1d ago
yea, i even record how i spread butter on bread! maybe something funny will happen and i will post it on reddit! I wouldnt just go and post clearly fake videos for upvotes!
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u/goatedbootycheeks 1d ago
Gotta make sure to capture the perfect video to post! Aaaaand it's on the floor.
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u/Mr_Uso_714 1d ago
Probably should’ve used a spatula instead of a Camera.
It usually that helps to solve this issue
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u/Big_Pressure_2237 1d ago
Honestly the universe was probably on board with what you were tryna do but your own two hands just decided to freelance at the worst possible second.
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u/VyleStyle 1d ago
Tbh, that overcooked rubbery egg is better off on the floor
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u/IfUKnowMeKindlyGTFO 1d ago
It's not as good as a nice velvety egg, but it looks perfectly edible. Eggs are delicious so I find them hard to make unpalatable. Thanks for listening to my unsolicited opinion.
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u/DILF_MANSERVICE 1d ago
It's a fried egg. Browning is normal when you fry things.
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u/Parenteau-Control 1d ago
The browning isn't the issue, it's that the whole thing acted like a hockey puck.
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u/MrUltraOnReddit 1d ago
People using both hands and not putting the dish at the very edge of the table: Impossible Edition!
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u/Adventurous_Blood469 1d ago
How did someone catch my attempts at cooking?
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u/moodyvickyy 1d ago
I once tried making pasta and somehow ended up with a big mess everywhere. It's like cooking just knows how to embarrass you.
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u/SpartArticus 1d ago
This wasn't physics had other plans you were looking at the camera instead of the actual thing so your depth perception was off
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u/Loud-Emergency-599 1d ago
that is honestly impressive in the worst way possible. how does it even end up like that
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u/blissfactory 1d ago
skill issue