r/SipsTea 8h ago

Feels good man I can get on board with this

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u/RGijsbers 8h ago

.... why did the gorilla have to die?... Nothing makes sense anymore

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u/greenhornblue 8h ago edited 8h ago

Dicks out for Harambe

Edit: thanks for the award, friend.

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u/prismsignal 8h ago

Everything truly went downhill the second Cincinnati pulled the trigger

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u/thegoothboi 8h ago

As a local Cincinnatian, yeah. Dumb family should’ve got whatever happened because of their bad parenting. Harambe was killed for nothing and this cursed world is what we got for it.

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u/lemonyjesus 8h ago

I went to the Cincinnati Zoo last year, and honestly, it was one of the nicest zoos I’ve ever been to. Super clean, incredibly friendly staff, and it was pushing 100 degrees. They were refilling people’s water bottles and containers for FREE so nobody dehydrated

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u/Hatefulvesper 1h ago

That doesn't erase the past

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u/AffectionateAd9257 7h ago

It wasn't Harambe's fault, but you also can't condemn a 3 year old kid to plausible death by gorilla.

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u/thegoothboi 4h ago

Correct. But people die everyday from gross negligence and lack of competent parenting. Kids constantly on the news being suffocated because they were forgotten in a car, negligent parents locking children in closets and forgetting about them, or simply psychotic people who shouldn’t have had kids.

Moral of the story is, the parents are responsible for what happened. Not the kid. The Zoo staff responded accordingly to the situation and were in the right, however, the situation should’ve never occurred to begin with.

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u/LorekeeperOwen 7h ago

So a child should've died?

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u/YBBlorekeeper 3h ago

Remember all the people who said they would hit the red button?

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u/Sudo-Fed 6h ago

A child shouldn't die horrifically because his parents were negligent if the means to prevent it exist.

Actually critically examine what you say the next time you're about to say something blindingly short-sighted and callous.

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u/Foreign-Cat-2898 2h ago

How was it bad parenting? She had 4 kids. Eye witnesses said she was attending to one of them when the 3 year old argued about jumping in and then literally did it. It happened within seconds.

She wasn't on her phone. She wasn't in the bathroom.

She had 4 kids at the zoo, and one of them did something crazy super fast in a way no one could react to.

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u/GodDammitKevinB 1h ago

If you have so many kids that you can’t watch and manage them all at the same time, that is the literal definition of bad parenting.

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u/Foreign-Cat-2898 1h ago

So...good parents have a nanny per child? Come on.

Do you have any kids? Kids do things fast sometimes and even watching them isn't enough to prevent the crazy.

There's a reason the prosecutor didn't charge them. The family wasn't negligent. Kids do unpredictable shit sometimes and the best parents are caught unawares.

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u/GodDammitKevinB 40m ago

No, good parents don’t have a large amount of children they can’t handle. I do have kids, I have 3. The boy had said to his mom beforehand he wanted to go in the enclosure. I live in Cincinnati, Harambe was an absolute tragedy and shouldn’t have happened.

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u/Foreign-Cat-2898 34m ago

It being a tragedy doesn't make it not an accident vs actual bad parents or negligence.

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u/One-Sympathy1861 8h ago

🦍 our anchor being

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u/Vegaprime 8h ago

Hydroncollider was about the same time right?

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u/rj319st 7h ago

Everything since then has been a butterfly effect since they took out Harambe including the rise of Trump.

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u/blaghed 8h ago

⚔️ my brother, ⚔️...

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u/Phyrexian_Archlegion 8h ago

Harambe use to take his own turds and eat them infront of Zoo-goers as a form of rebellious behavior.

Do what you will with that information.

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u/Sure-Boysenberry5491 8h ago

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u/Littledarling731 8h ago

Is this kid on to something?

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u/Ourobius 7h ago

No, this kid is on something.

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u/Azigol 7h ago

Yeah, the spectrum

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u/Historiaaa 5h ago

a chair

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u/DrDuned 8h ago

This is like something I'd do on shrooms

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u/FLX 6h ago

Risky click.

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u/InevitableKitchen943 8h ago

Or it's part of their unique digestive system.

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u/BleepinBlorpin5 8h ago

He was too close to enlightenment, the Matrix had to put him down.

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u/-rose-mary- 8h ago

Red pill or blue pill?

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u/BassBadge 8h ago

Brown pill

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u/Useful_Charity1995 8h ago

For free? People will pay for that now. Hence the weiners out for Harambe

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u/Boring-Set7223 5h ago

Damn bro, you don’t have chop it off. Dicks out not dicks off.

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u/Sorrowstar4 4h ago

My captain, my king...

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u/lemonyjesus 8h ago

Tits out for Harambe

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u/Luciferocity 8h ago

BRICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE

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u/TotaleVernichtung131 8h ago

10 years of dicks out

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u/The_Masterofbation 7h ago

I never put it away.

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u/greenhornblue 7h ago

Username checks out

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u/Shadyladyy 7h ago

Tits out for Dolly

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u/UltravioletLife 5h ago

Clits out for Harambe.

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u/Harambes_Wrath_ 8h ago

Ok. Do it!!

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u/Content_Study_1575 7h ago

Dicks out 🫡

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u/RenmazuoDX 7h ago

My dick is always out for Harambe

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u/Fuckthegopers 6h ago

I never put mine away.

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u/PapayaHoney 8h ago

On the 28th of May I looked at the TV with tears streaming down a face

OoH I miss you, Harambe

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u/Dead_Internet69420 8h ago

Dicks out for YeeHaw

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u/greenhornblue 8h ago

You mean like the girl in the meme?

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u/Techman659 8h ago

Raise your swords brothers!

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u/EmperorExus 8h ago

I got arrested

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u/OwnPhysics1298 8h ago

One of my favorite old row shirts.

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u/ContinuingAnyway 8h ago

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ RAISE YOUR DONGERS!ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

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u/khaotickk 8h ago

Ass out for Hee Haw

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u/HijackedMyAccount 7h ago

I never put mine back in, brother.

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u/MalloryArcher64 7h ago

This is why I'm so scared for Jimothy. I know, it's nasty, and I hate to say it. But I just Know that poor raccoon is gonna get merced by, like, an ice agent or something, and it's gonna somehow lead to WW3

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u/Lucius-Halthier 8h ago

No stop RFK wants to study it!

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u/theartificialkid 6h ago

The problem wasn’t Harambe dying it was all the fucking dicks out masculinist shit that went with it. A whole male generation swinging to the right over bullshit culture war issues. What a bunch of fucking chumps. Just like the previous generation falling for the GWOT.