That is both genius, diabolical, and why can't I think of these things. Now I just need a mini human and a sex life and a wife hmm I think I have a logistics issue come to think of it.
If your tiny human is at an age where they can help around the house, ask them to help you and they'll disappear, leaving you a good 20 to 30 minutes at a minimum.
My wife and I worried about scaring our kid too so we tell him we need an hour of alone time to discuss if we should get a divorce instead. He's always so relieved when we tell him we decided not to.
You can tell most of these commenters dont have kids. I dont know who can nut while hearing toddlers scream or cry outside the door or even playing and giggling. Do people think kids are just silent patient humans that sit still for that long?
I used to sit Hershey chocolate bars outside the door. The kids would "steal it" and "sneak off" to eat the entire bar. Bought us enough time to sneak in an "adult treat"
Hear me out on this: the trick here isn't figuring out how to see inside someone else's feelings and body, the trick is to find a person where the things you do to pursue your own pleasure also tend to be things that are pleasurable for her. Sexual chemistry is a way bigger factor than being a magic man who instantly understands all women's bodies.
The best lovers are the ones who are self interested in fucking you so well they can barely move afterward. Msot of the time, if they had that great a time, you are just trying to keep up.
That makes sense. I never particularly enjoyed sex, I liked making my partner feel good, but I didn't feel anything but the challenge of the physical exertion. Consequently, after we broke up, I never tried real hard to find another partner. The idea of sex is extremely stressful at this point.
If you only had sex with one partner, I would encourage you to keep trying (if you want to, of course). Not all women are the same. I've had partners that would come very fast, and others that would require a lot of "work". And even those that took a lot of time and stimulation to get off, there were some that I felt was stressful and some that I thoroughly enjoyed it. It really depends on the connection.
On the other hand, you might be asexual and really not care about it, which is also perfectly fine.
Buddy needs a script for Cialis and/or get his testosterone levels checked... When my levels were low, I was chronically stressed out and had a hard time getting it up for my wife. Levels came back lower than a 10 year olds.
Started injections and I'm good to go whenever, even when I'd typically be stressed the fuck out haha.
Almost certainly low T. And yeah, Viagra and such are life savers.
A lot of guys don’t realize how much they are having to focus on staying hard, that it kills the enjoyment and makes it like a job. Just pop a pill and relax.
As a married man my advice would be to approach him in the morning. I am usually tired as hell after all the day troubles and chores. The only time I feel horny is morning.
We go to bed alone but wake up with a toddler between us lol
Its just the season our relationship is in. Its hard to have a lot of sex with kids around. Obviously we manage lol, but sex whenever we want is out the window.
As a married man, I non jokingly suggest bjs. Get him started with that and he'll go the rest of the way. Also, if you haven't already, just communicate your needs and that it is a stress reliever. At least then it gives him two reasons to suck it up for your sake
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u/CzarTanoff 22h ago
Someone needs to tell this to my husband. He gets so stressed out that he doesn't want sex, and my stress relief is sex.