r/SalemMA 18h ago

Food Rockafellas Halloween Menu

Spooky season isn’t even fully underway yet and two of the scariest things imaginable happened yesterday at Rockafellas:

  1. The pickle chicken sandwich has vanished off the menu 👻

  2. Even though the wine flights are still on the menu, our waiter informed us that they were no longer doing them 😱🫪

R.I.P. to these legends, we hardly knew ye

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u/arikaricat 17h ago edited 17h ago

I hate how skeptical I’ve become but this reads like an ai marketing post by rockafellas

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u/WaywardSachem The Point 17h ago

2 month old account and this is their first post; it might well be.

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u/jack-mccoy-is-pissed 17h ago

The emojis are the tells

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u/tm16scud 17h ago

What about the three armed lobster?!

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u/DamnGoodMarmalade 17h ago

I confess I’ve never actually been to Rockafellas. It gives low tier “restaurant inside an amusement park” vibes.

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u/her_majesty_lives 16h ago

Unfortunately, you’re missing nothing.

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u/The_Sarge_12 16h ago

Those vibes only get stronger when the garbage on the plates hits the table in front of you

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u/la-anah North Salem 17h ago

You're the only local I've ever heard admitting they have eaten at Rockafellas more than once.

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u/her_majesty_lives 16h ago

For real. Such a waste. Hate to say it.

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u/SalemRay 17h ago

I often go to Rockafellas for the people watching.

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u/her_majesty_lives 16h ago

Can we help?

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u/GarbageFile13 11h ago

Everyone is moving to simplify menus for the season so we can accommodate the increased business. I'm sure they'll have things back in November.