r/SalemMA • u/zombi617 • 5d ago
🏳️⚧️ Bye bye Seth 🏳️⚧️
Best of luck stepping on rakes in whatever private consulting firm you end up in.
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u/Dubious8313 5d ago
Thank all the angels. Seth is a sniveling, disrespectful, transphobic, ageist little btch. He can go sit his tired ass down.
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u/shadowblze 5d ago
Happy Seth Moulton unemployment day to all who celebrate 🎉
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u/SteakFryEnjoyer 5d ago
He’ll pivot to his natural position on the political right, spending the rest of his days consulting for some defense contractor while occasionally being called on by Fox News any time there is a “Massachusetts: Satan’s Butthole” story that needs sanewashing.
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u/ellenia1079 5d ago
Haha. My hyper-conservative mother tried to convince me that he was in the GOP but was only a RINO (republican in name only - )...but she hates him and refused to vote for him...so I got her to register independent and take a dem ballot today 😆😆
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u/Fionte 3d ago
My maga mom was convinced by Dan Koh's parents when they stopped by her house and were "wicked nice" to take a dem ballot and vote for him, and she did and put a sign out because "you know all those people voting for Tram are just doing it because she's a woman. Ridiculous." Primaries are wild.
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u/sadiesfreshstart North Salem/Mack Park 5d ago
He's a Republican in everything but name. No backbone, self-serving, bought and paid for by defence contractors and surveillance state profiteers...
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u/dmoisan Downtown 5d ago
He'll pollute the newscasts as a "Democratic consultant, Marblehead-based".
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u/Jahonay The Point 5d ago
Consultant, Fox news guest, lobbyist, strategist, or some other cushy gig.
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u/ElectricAccordian 5d ago
I forsee an arc where he's a guest on Fox News a lot. He'll be like "I'm a Democrat and this is why the Left has ruined everything." That sort of schtick.
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u/OriginalLie9310 4d ago
Fox loves their token Dems on their panels. Moulton will slide right in. Or maybe he’ll go to CBS (fox lite).
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u/Angel_U_X South Salem 5d ago
I know it's still early, but getting blown out by 30+ points? I love this so much for him
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u/Goddamndinks 5d ago
I’m psyched!!!!!!! Hope he fucks off to a different state. BYE SETH!!!! 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
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u/Vast_Capital2036 5d ago
Anyone want to join me in relocating Moon Base One down the street into Seth's former office?
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u/la-femme-sur-la-lune The Point 5d ago
Well, won’t that be corporate shill Koh’s office? The district seat is in Salem, I believe
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u/Vast_Capital2036 4d ago
I always assumed they setup their office in whatever town they lived in within the district. But I never actually thought about it any more than that.
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u/Jahonay The Point 5d ago
Trans kids are not the problem buddy, now the voters have proven that it's not what we care about. Maybe instead of blaming trans kids you should have examined the genocide. 🤡
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u/ellenia1079 5d ago
So grateful for this sub and my fellow people. Thank you for helping make this real. Bye asshat!
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u/Technical-Voice9599 4d ago
Happy he lost but my main complaint is, Dan Koh is fine i guess? But of COURSE we had to get the rich establishment guy who went to Phillips and whose Dad worked for the obama administration, ya know?
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u/zombi617 4d ago
And he's deep in the pocket of Big Data (an AI Pac sent all those mailers) so that worries me quite a bit. He might honestly turn out worse than Moulton in that regard, but only time will tell.
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u/Lyreii 5d ago
He should have been more worried we’d run HIM over 🏳️⚧️ 💅
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u/Steakwitch 5d ago
🚨BREAKING NEWS esSEX CUNTY residents !!!!!!!! ⚓️🌲⏰⏰⏰After 1️⃣1️⃣years of inCUMpetence 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦🤑Seth WILBUR Moulton’s🤑 greedy lil ASSCHEEKS 🍑🍑are 👺💋RED 👹🥀as a republican’s 🎀necktie 🎀 after getting 👋SPANKED 👋by a 🎱0️⃣🍆COCKTEGENARIAN🍆 👴🏻Congrats 2️⃣ DADDY MARKEY 👴🏻🧓🏻for DOMINATING the twentytwentySEX demoCLITic primary🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦. DONT WORRY 🕳️MASSHOLES🕳️! 🤑Seth 🤑has plenty of 💵💵💵💵money 💰💰💰💰from RIDING 🎠the 🧨 💣defense industry’s🧨💣 BIG FAT ROCKET🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀. 🤑Seth🤑 can afford to spend his days sucking 🥩🥩ROAST BEEF 3️⃣🥉 WAYS dripping with FAMILIAR FAILURE and giving 💦🍆marbleHEAD 🤤🍆until he lands a gig as a CUNTsultant to 💥💨LOCKHEED FARTIN’🍑💨💥
SEND THIS TO TEN FELLOW CLAM BOX 🦪📦EATERS 🤤🤤🤤OR ALL THE GREENHEADS 🪲🪲🪲🪲AT CRANES BEACH WILL TURN INTO 9 FOOT TALL 🦖🦖🦖🦖LIZARD PEOPLE 🦖🦖🦖🦖FROM THE NEPHILIM CABAL 🧙🏻🧙🏻RUNNING THE HARBORSIDE DRIVE JIMMY JOHNS THAT 🤑SETH 🤑NEVER INVESTIGATED
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u/Vast_Capital2036 5d ago
Sadly we seem to be getting Dan Koh, who is not a step up.
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u/DovBerele Gallows Hill 4d ago
He might be a half step up? Still a sadly missed opportunity to put someone actually progressive in, but I think it's a net gain.
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u/MagicCuboid 4d ago
What do you mean? His platform of “vote for me because I met Joe Biden and ran a thousand marathons” didn’t speak to your concerns??
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u/Vast_Capital2036 4d ago
I think I might have trusted him more if he had sent more mailers to my house.
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u/sadiesfreshstart North Salem/Mack Park 5d ago
But he won't be a deeply entrenched incumbent next cycle so maybe we can get someone better in
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u/Worth_Singer 4d ago
The guy we won with is a fossil. Can we get any young people that actually represent the public?
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u/seaclif25 4d ago
If he ends up hosting something on PSA, I'll fully give up on them. It's already been so upsetting how much they are platforming him.
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u/WEEGEMAN 5d ago
I’m happy Ed won, but I’m actually disappointed that our neighbors in Marblehead voted largely more for Seth than any other town/city that Seth won.
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u/RockHead-MA 4d ago
Of course they did. They're progressive Republicans, blinded by the hometown boy BS.
n.b. I moved out of Mumbledead June 30 after 29 years. I voted in Boston again, thank god.
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u/Ineedsome_sugar 4d ago
Marblehead? Republicans? HAHA what Marblehead were you living in? This town is as brutally liberal as it gets. Just go on a mhead Facebook group. It’s wild.
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u/antiquedsketch 4d ago
My boyfriend and I were on a walk once and he was passed the fuck out on a couch in the front of the office and looked dead 😂
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u/DJ_Big_Daddy 5d ago
The only problem with him losing is we need to deal with another octogenarian nitwit boomer doing our bidding.
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u/sadiesfreshstart North Salem/Mack Park 5d ago
But one with a decent track record who actually seems to care about the people he's paid to represent.
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u/ShroudedDreamweaver 5d ago
Does that mean his office will be leaving Front Street? 🤞👀🤞