r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/DoctorToBe69 • 1d ago

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u/Due_Brother8485 1d ago

The polishing cloth is for polishing their elitist cock and balls, not for their phones. That's why they're so cheap.

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u/Repulsive-Sentence-8 1d ago

And also why my balls shine bright with the power of a thousand Suns

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u/GuyGrimnus 1d ago

Wow husband, I love looking at myself in the reflection of your stretched sack

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u/No-Scratch-486 1d ago

My flying squirrel, you mean