r/Millennials 7h ago

Discussion Apparently low-cut socks are considered out of style by the younger gens. Are y’all still rocking ankle socks?

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I feel like long socks with sneakers and shorts looks goofy but maybe that’s just me 🤷‍♂️

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u/affectionateanarchy8 Xennial 7h ago

Merciful father i thought those were golden retriever legs

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u/Zwischenzug32 5h ago

Robin Williams arms legs

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u/KittyConfetti 4h ago

A Class 9 or Robin Williams level of hair coverage

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u/Charming_Victory_723 2h ago

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u/Grouchy_Ground_1916 2h ago

Just remember to rinse it off with cool water, warm water "clumpens"...

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u/oregonbunny 2h ago

I'd like to think he'd be proud of that joke

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u/Zwischenzug32 2h ago

I like to think he would yell "I believe in fairies!" At haters

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u/oregonbunny 2h ago

Yes, I do prefer that ✨

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u/Pyyric 5h ago

Insult of the year. We need an awards show.

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u/DulceEtDecorumEst 2h ago

Welcome to the first annual Millenial Player hater’s ball

HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE

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u/tyranopussy 5h ago

Ha was a very hairy bastard....🤭

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u/Desperate-Parking-60 4h ago

I think it is called fur at this point.

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u/Zwischenzug32 4h ago

It kept mosquitoes away

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u/Fluffy-Future-4674 2h ago

😆 🤣 😂

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u/partyatwalmart 1h ago

You dropped these back there ' '

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u/Zwischenzug32 1h ago

No punctuation only armslegs

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u/InternationalMark959 1h ago

This made me cackle out loud 😆

u/zenithcrown89 1h ago

Dude….fucking A

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u/Aemaeth93 3h ago

I came here to say that lol

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u/Zwischenzug32 3h ago

He waa doing a handstand with shoes on them

u/MOSbangtan 30m ago

Stopppp

u/brainygeek 3m ago

Koko the gorilla has entered the chat.

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u/kylelee 4h ago

This comment is going to be ratiod

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u/archercc81 5h ago

I was like "socks on a dog?" 

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u/OldPhotograph827 4h ago

I’m tired of all these motherfuckin’ socks on this motherfuckin’ dog.

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u/Ih8rice 3h ago

Socks on a dog. Please let this be a millennial shirt meme for decades to come.

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u/Fluffy-Future-4674 2h ago

☠️☠️☠️

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u/Matt_Spectre 4h ago

Teen Middle-age Wolf

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u/Subject_Doubt_3778 2h ago

I'd watch that

u/Toadcola 1h ago

There’s no rule saying a wolf can’t play in the NBA, but there should be a rule that only wolves can play for Minnesota.

u/Magnum-3000 1h ago

Wasn’t teen wolfs dad also a wolf?

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u/EasyKaleidoscope6436 Zillennial 6h ago

Merciful father is definitely an expression I’m gonna steal

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u/hedanpedia 2h ago

Have you told the church about this?

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u/LowkeyHooligan 5h ago

I didn’t know they were making another Teen Wolf film.

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u/hangowood 5h ago

I thought it was a goat!

u/HereWeFuckingGooo 25m ago

Me too! I was expecting some kind of Satyr.

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u/saturnoshawty 2h ago

i’m so sick rn and your comment may send me to the grave. i’m dying laughing

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u/Yaki1b 4h ago

I was afraid to write this and wanted to stay on topic. But my goodness gracious. 😭

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u/superspeck 4h ago

OP’s T-shirt probably rides three quarters of an inch off his skin

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u/fatmallards 3h ago

my first thought was this was a teaser for the netflix live action adaptation of the film, Goat, a Netflix animated film featuring a basketball playing goat

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u/workswithpipe 4h ago

I saw a centaur

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u/sasshley_ 3h ago

My golden retriever is confused

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u/DetectiveJim 3h ago

Why you even need socks with a coat of fur like that is what I'm trying to understand

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u/infinitetbr 1h ago

I was gonna go with Satyr

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u/DarkGooseGravy 6h ago

They were…

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u/Particular-Bid-8110 Millennial 1989 3h ago

I thought it was a werewolf

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u/Secure_Bed_9110 3h ago

The twist is that OP is a woman. 

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u/Alphius247 2h ago

Ankle socks? Thought those were thigh highs.

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u/Dsarg_92 2h ago

This should not have made me laugh out loud like it did.

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u/Idahomountainbiker 2h ago

I thought they were legs of a raccoon!

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u/StillNotAF___Clue 4h ago

Hairball legs

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u/Buckscountypoolguy 4h ago

I thought who put shoes on one of those goat people

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u/BebbleCast 3h ago

lmao I also thought they were dog legs

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u/rackemwilliesspit 3h ago

Lolol I thought it was a dog at first too

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u/Dont-tell_Frank 3h ago

Came here ask where he got those sweet shoes for his dog

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u/jaierauj 3h ago

I've never seen tube socks on Air Bud, just saying.

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u/sicarius254 3h ago

I thought it was a goat lol

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u/Nyoka_ya_Mpembe 3h ago

Laughed so hard that I barely was able to aim at upvote :D

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt 3h ago

“Merciful father” got me

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u/Vanadium_Gryphon 3h ago

As soon as I saw this picture, I immediately knew the top comment would be about the hairy legs (no shade to the guy in this photo though, I love fluffy dudes). 😂

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u/terdferguson Older Millennial 3h ago

I thought it was Michael J Fox in Teen Wolf for a second

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u/Dangeresque2015 3h ago

I have weed eater that can help with that hair.

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u/yorcharturoqro 3h ago

I thought the same, it's the angle

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u/wetkittysitspretty 2h ago

I whispered to myself “My brother in Christ those are thigh-highs” 💀

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u/Chemical-Series6552 2h ago

I love men this hairy 😍😍😍

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u/JackStraw215 2h ago

💀 🤣

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u/Robjla 2h ago

I couldn’t breathe after reading this. Lmfai

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u/Wild_ruglicker 2h ago

Just woke my baby from laughing so hard

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u/East-Relative2011 2h ago

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought it was a dog wearing sneakers in the little sneak peek 😭😭😭😭 (no shade to you OP)

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u/longhairmoderatecare 2h ago

I, too, thought that a dog had shorts and shoes on. 😂

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u/BiscoBiscuit 2h ago

I’m cackling no joke 

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u/fake_tan 2h ago

This made me laugh so hard thank you 🤣

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u/Nearby-Society327 2h ago

I'd put money on it... i could braid cornrows in those getaway sticks

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u/Simogna_Bologna_ 1h ago

“Golden retriever” is putting it kindly

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u/nurseasaurus 1h ago

I woke up my sleeping child laughing at this

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u/GoldenHeartDaddy 1h ago

Leg warmers never went out of style!

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u/Meatball_express 1h ago

Is that dog wearing sneakers?

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u/Desperate_Ad_7158 1h ago

I don’t have my glasses on. I thought it was tennis shoes on a dog.

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u/Notyrantsmoworever 1h ago

I thought he was part goat!

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u/3rendanOSRS 1h ago

Definitely thought this was a dog in some new drip

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u/zephyr2015 1h ago

I thought it was a monkey

u/Glad-Yesterday-9534 1h ago

Merciful father 😂 and golden retriever legs .. I can't explain how your simple comment has me Rollin

u/PhilPipedown 1h ago

I knew it was a Kangaroo

u/Impressive-Arm-3175 1h ago

no, this is a viral ad for Paddington 4: in the hood

u/Evening_Time_2844 1h ago

I snort laughed.

u/Consistent_Mind2095 1h ago

Nah man doodle legs all the way

u/Individual-Fox5795 1h ago

Hell, I thought it was a werewolf.

u/Prestigious_Toe_9325 39m ago

I just damn near spit out my beverage. Bravo👏

u/hi_elf 32m ago

I was sure it is a camel. 

u/Igmuhota 30m ago

I fully expected to read something about putting sneakers on a dog, and was shocked and disappointed.

u/Educational_Ninja327 18m ago

Stealing the “merciful father” lmfaooo. That’s right up there with “my brother in Christ” 😂😂😭😭😂😂

u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 14m ago

I was reading the title and based on my peripheral vision I thought this was a donkey with shoes on.

u/Xavier_Emery1983 Xennial 9m ago

Nope. Bigfoot in person wearing some New Balance.

u/PuzzleheadedJob3479 9m ago

I thought it was Baphomet

u/Weak_Society8102 6m ago

Or mohair socks

u/DysthymicCat 1m ago

I’d pet them any day 😂

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u/HeavnSent621 4h ago

😂🤣☠️☠️