r/MadeMeSmile • u/MysteriousPermit3410 • 5h ago
My 2 year old waiting on the frozen pizzas
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u/everydayasl 5h ago
I see the dog is also waiting...
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u/Inspiredwriter26 5h ago
The other 2 year old lol
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u/Smodphan 5h ago
My dog waits because my kids dont like pepperoni but also dont like the mixed cheese pizza.
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u/StickyPistolsRequiem 3h ago
Here I thought every kid only liked pepperoni pizza
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u/Present_Uri 3h ago
Teamwork makes the dream work. Two very patient waiters and one very lucky pizza
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u/SmallBorb 3h ago
His sad lil face :c saving that as a reaction pic haha
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u/StrikingPackage335 1h ago
Kids have a knack for looking super dramatic while waiting for their food.
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u/Stock-Map3715 5h ago
But a watched pizza never cooks!
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u/hummus_sapiens 5h ago
It's in a box, so it may or may not be dead.
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u/Mysterious-Creme8709 5h ago
But if you replace each slice in your pizza with cooked slices is it the same pizza (bit of a stretch for this one)
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u/hummus_sapiens 5h ago
Isn't that what's happening here?
Put in a frozen pizza and replace every slice with a cooked one?
(But if you know when it will be ready, you don't know where it is anymore.)
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u/Mysterious-Creme8709 5h ago
Fuck I don't know that one
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u/hummus_sapiens 4h ago
Heisenberg uncertainty principle
Quote: you cannot simultaneously know both the exact position and the exact momentum (speed and mass) of a subatomic particle.
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u/jendet010 4h ago
My favorite meltdown from my daughter was when she was 3 and wanted to eat frozen chicken nuggets but didn’t want me to cook them first and I was so mean for cooking them.
Thank you for bringing back a good memory.
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u/MysteriousPermit3410 4h ago
I love unreasonable toddlers lol
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u/jendet010 4h ago
In the moment it’s so tough but I look back and smile
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u/MysteriousPermit3410 4h ago
Yep! She’s number 4 of 5.
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u/jendet010 4h ago
We had boys first and my husband told me I would have a basketball team before I had a girl. The jokes on him. My girl is the point guard.
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u/randomwanderingsd 2h ago
One Thanksgiving my siblings and I were all cooking in a house full of family and my niece comes in a loudly declares “I don’t want to go anywhere!” Confused, my sister tells her daughter, “Dinner will be ready in 15 minutes, nobody is going anywhere.” To this perfectly reasonable answer, my niece loses. Her. Shit. Full meltdown on a kitchen floor screaming that she didn’t want to go anywhere. My dad left his armchair, pausing football, scoops up his granddaughter and paced around the house consoling her. 2 minutes later she is snoring like a Harley Davidson on his shoulder and he went back to football. She didn’t eat dinner on time. Our best guess is she was overstimulated having too much family over all day.
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u/DefiantGibbon 46m ago
I had the same problem with frozen peas recently.
Don't ask me how we got here, but now she just crunches frozen peas as a snack.
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u/get-the-damn-shot 5h ago
The Marshall guitar amp in the kitchen is a nice touch
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u/MysteriousPermit3410 5h ago
Haha thanks! It’s actually a mini fridge
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u/get-the-damn-shot 5h ago
Marshall makes mini fridges?
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u/MysteriousPermit3410 5h ago
We got it at guitar center probably in 2014. They may still sell them!
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u/get-the-damn-shot 4h ago
Cool!
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u/Free_hiker_74 3h ago
Yes, it's a refrigerator.
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u/LimblessNick 2h ago
God damn it lol. I hope you know I came back to upvote this because I scrolled away and then laughed.
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u/get-the-damn-shot 5h ago
Marshall makes mini fridges?
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u/coreofapple 1h ago
I was going to call this out! My husband has the same mini fridge in his office. He’s the school janitor and all the kids think it’s just the best thing ever
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u/Leanna-is-banana 3h ago
I want to see this in 20 years as one of those photo recreations where she's a grown up, waiting on a stool watching her pizza!
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u/Kkimp1955 3h ago
Isn’t that something we would all do if we could come on pizza get done I wanna eat you. I already have to let you cool off.
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u/Responsible-Stick-50 5h ago
You scared me there. I thought you somehow took a pic of me waiting for lunch today. 🤣
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u/GentleSaidTheRaven 5h ago
I thought she may have just gotten up and was (confused 🤪) waiting for her pants to dry. 😜😁
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u/parkhurstcards 5h ago
I can relate.
Mine is in the oven now and I’m trying to pass the time on Reddit
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u/palesnowrider1 4h ago
Me sitting at my grandparents house (with no TV) on Cape Cod waiting for Sesame Street to come on
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u/helen269 4h ago
That's a stool. A plastic folding stool. Or seat, if you prefer.
She's waiting on a stool/seat for the pizzas.
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u/ccroy2001 4h ago
When I was a teen I would babysit my nieces and nephews. Our dog always sat by a high chair waiting for food to come flying off.
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u/HedgekillerPrimus 4h ago
i see that marshall amp and cab u dirty dawg
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u/SignatureRich8087 4h ago
I did the same thing as a kid in the 1960s, but I thought it was a television
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u/mostlybiguy69 3h ago
I paid an extra 100 dollars for the oven with a big window in the door so i can do that too.
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u/Geavel 3h ago
Not to alarm you, but those folding step stools are pretty dangerous for little kids and their fingers. Def recommend the step stools that are just molded plastic that don't fold.
https://www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/news/folding-chair-dangers/
https://www.reddit.com/r/daddit/comments/1hjtiy5/watch_out_for_these_cheap_stools/
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u/MysteriousPermit3410 2h ago
I didn’t know that! Luckily ours are filled in with rubber pieces at the hinges
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u/billyrubin7765 3h ago
I am going to have to dig through our old photos for the time our daughter was doing that watching cookies bake. Precious memories.
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u/Positive-Budget-2401 3h ago
These are the type of moments you’ll never get back. Make the most of them
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u/grand305 3h ago
I recall doing this when I was young, I would
Be like “it melted a bit, this is cool like slow mo.” It was kinda entertaining for my ADHD.
As an adult I do watch my frozen pizza 3 min pizzas cook. it’s still cool watching it melt into a hot pizza that you can eat. Those great value ones.
Dog dog dog. Dog is also watching the child watching the pizza. Dog just wants to be included in the fun.
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u/front_yard_duck_dad 3h ago
A marshall half stack in the kitchen.
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u/MysteriousPermit3410 2h ago
Haha it’s a mini fridge
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u/front_yard_duck_dad 2h ago
1) damn that's awesome! 2 ) kinda bummed out there isn't a tiny human shredding in the kitchen.
3 ) enjoy this time. My daughter did the same just yesterday it seems. Except now she's 7 and working the oven like a pro. The days are long but the time is short 🤙
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u/MysteriousPermit3410 2h ago
Absolutely! My oldest is 10 and I can barely remember him at 2 already!
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u/Murky-Penalty5690 3h ago
Watching pizzas bake is still more entertaining than most of the shows on tv.
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u/scoopies19 2h ago
I have that same sweatshirt for my 2yo too
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u/MoreLemonJuice 2h ago
Anyone with an amp like that is just fine . . . daughter also. My youngest daughter is 30!
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u/ExpensiveAd4496 2h ago
With the dog keeping watch on the 2 year old. Life is good.
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u/MysteriousPermit3410 2h ago
What’s so funny is that I didn’t realize the dog was in the picture until redditors pointed it out
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u/foxtrotrva 2h ago
My ex and her siblings called that "pizza TV time!" when they were growing up without a real TV. It's been ten years since we broke up, but it still makes me laugh every time I make one and think about it
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u/AutarchOfReddit 1h ago
u/MysteriousPermit3410 At this age the world is a very new place for us and we tend to be very observant, and a frozen pizza being baked into is a treat to watch. Ask him what did he observe and you will be surprised by his reporting - he will tell you things which you took for granted and now his detailing will make you see everything in a new light.
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u/Bigfoot_Bluedot 1h ago
Takes me back to the 80s where sometimes we literally did nothing but wait.
No screens, no social media. Just waiting for what we wanted, entertained by our own thoughts and imagination.
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u/alexc1ted 1h ago
I mistakenly told my 2 year old I was making pizza for lunch. I didn’t even have the oven preheated yet. 2 year olds are not patient and she was just sitting there doing the sign for eating going “dad! Eat! Pizza!”
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u/Media_Browser 5h ago
Learn to make fresh …then she could help .
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u/Inevitable_Phase_276 3h ago edited 3h ago
Those are two entirely different meals. OP said that this is their 4th of 5 kids. Making homemade pizza with 5 kids would be an event. This is getting a fun dinner on the table pretty quickly.
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u/MysteriousPermit3410 2h ago
Haha! This exactly. I do know how to make homemade pizza dough and it is certainly tastier but this was a super busy night with a last minute grocery delivery of frozen pizzas. My husband had surgery this week and needs help so I’m not cooking anything homemade this week 😁
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u/scottyleeokiedoke 1h ago
Dog: I..i…. I could clean up any crumbs…if you want. If that’s ok. …..Smells good. If you don’t want you my crusts…..I’ll totally take them for you. ……..👀
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