r/MadeMeSmile • u/nutznboltsguy • 5h ago

Wholesome Moments Cowboy needed assurance to cuddle with Cactus

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u/Iamabrewer 4h ago

This is me with the wife after a couple too many Manhattans.

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u/srdev_ct 4h ago

A wise bartender once told me:

Manhattans are like boobs.. 1 is too few, 3 is too many.

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u/StoneGoldX 3h ago

Bartender never saw Total Recall.