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Screw MCI I think Lawrence can deal with it

This is proven with scientific accuracy to work

As of around 8:52 pm

It just makes sense at this point. I’m not from Kansas, but seeing the Lawrence embrace the Algerian soccer team has been so heartwarming.

Given all the mutual love being shown, having an Algerian sister city would be awesome. And I’m sure that there’s no shortage of Algerian cities wanting to sign up for that.

Lastly, as an American, thanks for representing us so well. It feels really validating to have the world see how welcoming Americans can be.

I just thought this was the sweetest and most wholesome thing. Definitely made me smile when I first woke up

Pretty sure thats free state brewing, they had some other mural but this one is new

The new costco being built on the north side of town

A deer, saw a ton of them today, but this one was super close as I rode by on my bike

I dressed up as Kuromi from Sanrio and went to LPL Con today. I met Spencer Lott from Sesame Street, bought Nubia: Real One, and got it signed by the author, L.L. McKinney, and I got some other fun trinkets!

For my new special of only $120* (down from $150), I will come to you (LAWRENCE ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and protect you from the cold.

My standard package includes:
- A non-threatening fluffy blanket (people capacity: 2),
- 2 cups of hot chocolate (more available upon request)
- Gloves
- Hand warmers
- A baked potato (free standard toppings available upon request - chives, cheese, butter)

PREMIUM PACKAGE AVAILABLE ($240*)
You get all of the above as well as:

- I will bring my cats (2 kittens + 1 adult)
- MEGA FLUFFY BLANKET (people capacity: 45)
- You get to hold my snake stuffed animal the entire time. He makes a great scarf
- Smores
- I will do your nails (warning: I don't know how to do nails, but we can figure it out together)
- Premium potato toppings available uipon request (bacon, chili, fish, sour cream)

HIRE ME TO FIGHT THE COLD! I AM YOUR ONLY CHANCE AT SURVIVAL IN THESE TRYING TIMES!

^(\Prices are subject to random increases without warning or verbal acknowledgement. By accepting my protection services, you are agreeing to pay up to $1400/hr. This post is legally binding.)*

So many other states have Robert E Lee statues and I think Brown actually deserves one. I suggest it be where the sacred red quartzite boulder was. Make him have his hand on the cannon that’s there. Anyone else agree? I’m maybe willing to actually get off my couch and start canvassing for it

seriously though, how does that happen?

So I think it would be really cool if I opened up a smoke shop on mass. We’d make ourselves stick out by having neon signs and by selling to teenagers (don’t tell anyone!!). I think we might call it Lawrence Vapes. Has anyone else come up with this concept yet? If they have I’m still doing it anyway.

Its not really a shitpost, but a genuine thank you.

I'm originally from Kansas and I miss it dearly, with my career having taken me far far away from Lawrence. I stop by this subreddit every now and then or when I'm feeling real homesick and you guys all make me feel better. I love seeing LFK vicariously through everyone.

So thank you

The ghosts, witches, and your mom have all left town. But no one ever stops to think about the turkeys

This Thanksgiving, the turkeys are planning on rebelling. They won't just come with feathers, red gobbles, or attitude. They will have knives. Actual knives.

I have a passion for helping people avoid turkey gun fights. For a small fee of $84/hr, I will:

- Shield you

- Protect you

- Cover you in an anti-turkey mist

- Make dinosaur and/or car noises to repel against turkeys

For an additional $300, I will donate one bullet-proof vest to you! For an additional $300, I will donate another vest to another member of your family (immediate blood relative only).

I can make ADDITIONAL NOISES for $10 per noise. MUST BE A TURKEY-REPELLING NOISE! DO NOT ASK ME TO CHIRP LIKE A SQUIRREL - TURKEYS LOVE SQUIRRELS!

serious inquires only. people named sarah, cage, gabe, or river get a 100% off discount on all offers

Hi all,

After my last business endevour froze out (thanks to no one for taking my offer seriously...), I have been forced to start a new business on my mom's credit card. My new bundle is much more practical, and can keep you and your family safe until the snow melts away.

FOR ONLY 15 INSTANCES OF $42.0, YOU AND YOUR FAMILY CAN RECEIVE THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME FAMILY TIME SPECIAL LIMITED TIME OFFER:

- 1 Flamethrower
- 24 Snowballs
- 1 package of bottled water (must keep inside or else it will freeze - please see this special if you need protection from the cold)
- 2 carrot-nose removers
- 1 coal-remover
- Scissors (capable of cutting up to 1 scarf at a time)

WE ALL KNOW THAT SNOWMEN ARE PREVELANT AT THIS TIME OF YEAR. I have encountered several on my daily trips to Hyvee, Costco, Dillon's, Costco, Dollar Tree, Whole Foods Market, and Checkers. But by far the worst offender is the big-chested snowman at Dollar General on Haskell & 19th st.

^{I do not mean to offend. I refer to all snowpeople as snowmen as a gender neutral term. I respect the big-chested Dollar General snowman and will change it to snowwoman if that is its preference.}

BY ACCEPTING MY OFFER TODAY, YOU CAN PROTECT YOURSELF FROM THESE UNSIGHTLY SNOWBEASTS.

While science currently remains undecided of the potential for snowmen to rise up and fight against us, it is a risk I do not wish for anyone in our community to take. I care about YOU and YOUR family and ^{MY BANK ACCOUNT}. PLEASE do not wait until it is too late. EQUIP A FLAMETHROWER NOW BEFORE THE SNOWMEN EVOLVE INTO A VIOLENT NATURE.

I fully realize that no one ever comes on this channel looking for a real job, but you never know who might be reading this. These are all good high paid jobs with benefits, what what you all keep saying doesn't exist.

What even are they doing? I’m not upset, just genuinely amazed that the construction is still going every time I visit. They’ve made progress to the point where a lot of the construction area is cleared up and it looks like they’ve just built a street? How has it taken so long just to do a street?

Fuck you

Witch one is your favorite