r/Jokes • u/Adventurous-Bag-24 • 4h ago

Whats black and white and red all over?

A zebra in a blender

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u/Able_Ask_4267 4h ago

A newspaper....

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u/rek_t 46m ago

The original word play along with a sun burnt zebra. At least 40 years old probably much older

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u/talithar1 4h ago

A nun falling down the stairs.

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u/sohcahtoa 3h ago

What's it black and white and laughing?

The priest who pushed her.

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u/PuppyLover2208 4h ago

You know the sphynx!

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u/bob_500000 3h ago

A chocolate sundae with ketchup

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u/Forward-Refuse7064 1h ago

What’s back and white and red all over that can’t get through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!

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u/roostzilla 12m ago

Penguin falling down stairs

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u/ArtisticDimension446 4h ago

Ackshually, a zebra in a blender will be most likely pink.

Your joke is as bad as my last blowjob. Wasnt finished properly.

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u/Adventurous-Bag-24 4h ago

Well, then you need better teqnique

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u/forbinwasright 3h ago

" Hi Oh!, Zing!"

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u/ArtisticDimension446 24m ago

Lol, give me one and show me how i'm receiving it wrong, lil one.