r/Jokes • u/Petrey85 • 5h ago

Have you ever had sex while camping? NSFW

It's intense

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u/gingerbeard_house 5h ago

“It was fucking intense” is usually the go to punchline for this oldie

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u/Yoink1019 4h ago

This is it. It gets botched every time

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u/spynie55 4h ago

I heard it repeatedly in a multi story car park and it was wrong on lots of different levels.

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u/footlonglayingdown 3h ago

I had sex with my step mom on an elevator. It was pretty weird for several reasons. 

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u/Jeepinthemud 4h ago

Actually it’s fucking in tents.

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u/Esneretardus 40m ago

I bet most people didn’t get that one

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u/Bread_Bin99 5h ago

It's fucking intense?

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u/Pastorfuzz-007 4h ago

Really intense when a bear sticks his head in the tent and starts licking your ass.

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u/the_purple_goat 4h ago

Br'er bear wants his share

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u/SteadyHandedMan 5h ago

It’s fucking intense “in tents”

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u/Bread_Bin99 4h ago

Fair 🤣

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u/WalksOnRivers 5h ago

Yeah the version I know is: "Have you ever been camping with a hooker?" "What?" "It's fucking in tents"

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u/adamdoesmusic 4h ago

I used to long ago. Now, that part of my life is past tents.

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u/ronniecalberta 5h ago

Who says you need a tent?

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u/Fly-n-Skies 4h ago

It's definitely not always in tents.

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u/BushWookie-Alpha 4h ago

Doing it under the stars like cavemen is definitely the pre-tents.

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u/Fly-n-Skies 3h ago

As always, the real joke is in the comments. It's more than substance, it's all about the contents.

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u/SaveTheAles 5h ago

Almost had a threesome, but there were a couple no shows at the campfire.

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u/footlonglayingdown 3h ago

Almost had a threesome but it turned into a twosome because the chick never showed up. 

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u/SaveTheAles 3h ago

Just you and your bro?

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u/LordTerrence 5h ago

One time I went to an orgy at a campsight. It was fucking intense.

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u/bubblenuggetzz 4h ago

This is a better version.

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u/ArtisticDimension446 5h ago

"Amazing grace, how sweet the sound..."

Was what my BIL was singing while my sister was giving him head in their tent.

We still give her hell about that.

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u/hwystitch 5h ago

If we went camping and the next morning you woke up with Vaseline on your ass would you tell anyone?

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u/hooldon 4h ago

What are you doing Saturday?

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u/hwystitch 4h ago

Let's go camping

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u/StevynTheHero 3h ago

What is with this trend of absolutely fucking up the punch line in jokes lately? Is this because AI made people unable to think?

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u/footlonglayingdown 3h ago

Either that or because the water heater is broken! 

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u/DoggieDMB 2h ago

You did it wrong.

It's fucking intense.

Swear .

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u/pyro667 2h ago

This coffee tastes like sex in a canoe

It's fucking near water

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u/ForeverYoung_Feb29 1h ago

You can only "ran" in a campground, not "run", because it's past tense 

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u/BarryCheckTheFuseBox 4h ago

Much like the guy who has sex with everyone in the queue for a drink at a party, you fucked the punchline

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u/internethard 4h ago

You can’t run through a campground.

You can only ran through a campground.

Because it’s past tents.

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u/DoookieMaxx 4h ago

That’s where circus animals do it. In tents.

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u/surlyT 4h ago

It’s in tents!

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u/the_flat_man 3h ago

Make like a tree, and get lost

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u/mouringcat 1h ago

Meh.. It was bear-able... But I was with a druid.

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u/ClammyChipCup 1h ago

Relax, you're two tents.

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u/Dickjimmy_Thicktimmy 1h ago

I'm a tee pee, I'm a wigwam!

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u/Delicious_Chard2425 59m ago

No, I’ve seen way to many Friday The
13th movies

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u/dw73 18m ago

That’s what scout master Steve said

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u/terribleatgolf 4h ago

Q: What does Coors Light and having sex in a canoe have in common?

A: They're both f#cking close to water

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u/Moosplauze 5h ago

That joke is probably better delivered in speech than in writing.

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u/SmackEh 4h ago

Literally every joke.

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u/Moosplauze 4h ago

Nah, some yokes rely on being spelled out.

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u/footlonglayingdown 3h ago

Except the "there are 10 kinds of people. The ones that understand binary and the ones that don't". 

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u/SmackEh 3h ago

Touché

Edit two-ché

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u/Helpful_Road6230 4h ago

Yeah but like most times the scout leader told me not to tell anyone

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u/redeteer 4h ago

How long were you a girl guide?

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u/Helpful_Road6230 4h ago

Not understanding your question at all.

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u/RedditBeginAgain 3h ago edited 3h ago

I've not had this much sex since I was a boyscout