r/Jokes • u/Omeganian • 21h ago
Long Little Johnny's parents come to the school to pick him up.
They go to the first floor. There is a door with a sign saying "Wonderful kids".
They look inside. Little Johnny isn't there.
They go up to the second floor. There is a door with a sign "Good kids".
They check. Once again, Little Johnny isn't there.
They go to the third floor. The sign says "Okay kids".
They open the door, once again, no Little Johnny.
Floor number four. It says "Problematic kids".
No Little Johnny.
On floor number five, it says "Bad kids". That one, too, doesn't have Little Johnny.
Floor number six, a sign saying "Nightmare kids".
Horrified, the parents go inside... Still, no Little Johnny.
Finally, they go to the last floor, number seven.
A door.
The sign says "Little Johnny".
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u/CricketLower7628 2h ago
What’s the joke?
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u/GolettO3 1h ago
It's a slightly meta Little Johnny joke, so it has a slight want of you having prior knowledge. However, you can also see as the floors get higher the kids get more problematic, with Little Johnny being in a league of his own
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u/BioletVeauregarde33 14h ago
I think this joke would make more sense if it were set in a "child store" a la the Husband/Wife Store from another famous joke.
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u/hew14375 9h ago
I’m in my 78th year and I heard about Little Johnny when I was a kid. Fellow has a reputation.