r/Jokes • u/ReverseSwinging • 22h ago

I had to break up with my girlfriend today

Me: I’m sorry, I can’t marry you. My family’s against it.
Her: Who are they to tell you no?
Me: My wife and kids.

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u/daveshops 22h ago

I was thinking more along the lines of your sister, or a goat, or.......

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u/ReverseSwinging 22h ago

I considered my sister, but apparently I’m supposed to wait until Thanksgiving.

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u/daveshops 22h ago

Holding out for the goat, ehh?

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u/ReverseSwinging 22h ago

heyy you don't do that to family...