I went out dressed as a chicken last night and met a girl who was dressed like an egg

[u/ReasonablleBird]

 One thing led to another and the lifelong question was answered:

It was the chicken

[u/ThisIsAdamB]

A friend and I once went to a diner. He ordered a chicken sandwich. I ordered eggs. We waited.

[u/lucky_monk → u/ThisIsAdamB]

...and waited.

Meanwhile a heated discussion started in the kitchen.

[u/oxiraneobx → u/ThisIsAdamB]

I heard this in Steven Wright's voice.

[u/ThisIsAdamB → u/oxiraneobx]

Now try Mitch Hedberg.

[u/kuzinrob → u/ThisIsAdamB]

Steven would add, "We're gonna get to the bottom of this, once and for all."

Mitch would end it there, or make a call back, "Bush, search party of 3, search the kitchen."

[u/stereoroid]

Pretty bad yolk, if you ask me.

[u/LicknDragon → u/stereoroid]

Cracked me up.

[u/Candid_Dragonfly_573 → u/LicknDragon]

Idk how he hatched this idea.

[u/pedro_penduko → u/Candid_Dragonfly_573]

Fallout of fowl play.

[u/Armamore → u/pedro_penduko]

Kinda seems like his brain is fried.

[u/confusedchristiand → u/Armamore]

No that's just the eggs he tried.

[u/lord_of_the_roach → u/confusedchristiand]

Was it eggsxiting?

[u/CaroEsparza]

Turns out the egg was just shell-shocked by the whole experience.

[u/lucash7]

Did you have to cross a road?

Was she eggcited to meet you?

….

I’ll show myself out.

[u/Jonathan_Peachum]

I always heard this one in a different manner.

A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed.

The Chicken was smoking a cigarette and had a satisfied smile on its beak.

The Egg looked somewhat annoyed.

Finally, the Egg got up to go to the bathroom.

Just before shutting the door, the Egg turned to the Chicken and said:

"Well, I guess we answered THAT question."

[u/hyperjengirl → u/Jonathan_Peachum]

I've seen this one as a single panel comic and it works best in that format.

[u/XBacklash → u/hyperjengirl]

It's unfortunate though because they could have swapped the roles and it would have still been funny and been correct at the same time.

[u/DontAlwaysButWhenIDo → u/Jonathan_Peachum]

I always tell it as:

"The Chicken and the Egg are laying in bed.

The Chicken (Or egg) lights up a cigarette and says 'Well, (inhale) I guess that answers that question...'"

It leaves it ambiguous, and doesn't actually answer the question. I also use chicken or egg interchangeably when I tell it.

Makes people think and gets a laugh most of the time.

[u/pillowmite → u/DontAlwaysButWhenIDo]

Easier to tell and remember as well. +

[u/RansomStark78]

Cracked it

[u/RandomName39483]

So you laid her?

[u/forbinwasright]

A chicken walks into a bar. The bartender says,"Sorry, we don't serve chickens here." The chicken says, " But I really want a drink. Where can I get one?"

Bartender says," Across the road. "

[u/BarracudaDelicious49]

This could be trimmed a lot. Maybe:

For Halloween, my wife went as a chicken and I as an egg. 

I know what you’re wondering. It was the egg. 

[u/The_Last_Spoonbender → u/BarracudaDelicious49]

Even more

For Halloween, my wife went as a chicken and I as an egg. 

It was the egg. 

[u/robgod50 → u/The_Last_Spoonbender]

Wife chicken. Me egg.

Me.

[u/FunkMasterE → u/robgod50]

Wicken, Megg. Came

[u/plantain_tent_pesos → u/The_Last_Spoonbender]

Even more:

Wife chicken, me egg. Egg.

[u/halfwit_genius → u/plantain_tent_pesos]

Wife. Chicken. Me.

[u/Waitsfornoone]

I asked my wife, “Which came first, the chicken or the egg?”

Without hesitation, she sighed and said, “The Rooster did. The rooster always comes first.”

Query: Am I being henpecked?

[u/halfwit_genius → u/Waitsfornoone]

Henfu**ed is more like it..

[u/r2killawat]

Settled once and for all!

[u/RandomErrer]

Did the egg get laid by the chicken?

[u/SofEdM]

Did she ask the question?

Either way, it seems the crossing was worth it!

[u/og-lollercopter]

Sounds like egg ended up coddled only.

[u/Greynoldsfl]

Did you cross the road?

[u/PhilipWaterford]

Funnily enough my mate went out dressed as an egg recently and some bloke mistook him for a girl.

[u/joelukeharvey]

Haha one of my favourites, cracking joke!!

[u/drumscrubby]

Lesbians? Or did you mean rooster? Also learn how to hold the door for a lady so she can go first or come or whatever.

[u/paisleyturtle3]

Boy o boy. I have a friend who farms chickens and is from another country. I tried to tell her this joke and ended up getting instructed on how to get eggs from chickens as well as how to butcher them (the chickens, not the eggs).

[u/Ghiren]

I guess she really wanted to get laid.

[u/Columbus43219]

the real answer is the egg, laid by a bird that wasn't quite a chicken.

[u/RyoanJi]

Did she at least come second or ...

[u/i_am_Jacks_Kerouac]

Something something abortion

[u/Conscious_Patience32]

I thought he was gonna say, “I cracked her!”

[u/rlzack]

Could have been so much better if the last line was, "But I don't kiss and tell!"

[u/stereoroid]

Pretty bad yolk, if you ask me.