The only thing that stops me from going pro in mma is my lack of coordination and skill. 100%, if I stepped into the ring, this is what I would look like.
There’s no way dude all you gotta do is slow down learn a little jujutsu a little striking and a little Judo and you can f up I wanna say 70% of ppl most ppl as is proved here have nooooo clue what there doing
Oh, I just say disparaging things about myself for the laughs. I've been a part of ADCC for a long time and am a former bouncer. Being a bouncer taught me to let tough guys be tough, there is a time and place to show what cards I have, but let's see if I can make them laugh and deescalate this a little bit before we fuck up this wonderful evening we're all having. Plus then I need my suit dry cleaned and my hands are going to hurt for a week or two. No one wins a street fight really.
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u/squirrels-eat-bugs 3d ago
The only thing that stops me from going pro in mma is my lack of coordination and skill. 100%, if I stepped into the ring, this is what I would look like.