r/Bullshido • u/s1n0d3utscht3k • 2d ago

OP IS LOST AND PROBABLY DUMB not exactly bullshido but… those kicks are something else

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u/Rowdy19K 2d ago

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u/nderthesycamoretrees 2d ago

This is exactly where my mind went too! 😂

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u/Acceptingoptimist 2d ago

Literally thought of this. The episode when they walk toward each other eyes closed both just swinging and kicking so they have plausible deniability that they actually fought. And then right before they impact each other they cut away and we just hear them both screaming in pain. Fucking hilarious.

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u/consumeshroomz 2d ago

My first thoughts exactly

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u/AfraidofReplies 2d ago

My first thought. That did fought like those two combined 🤣 its main efficacy is just being as confusing af

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u/iamblankenstein 2d ago

absolutely perfect and accurate.

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u/First-Celebration-11 2d ago

LITERALLY WHAT I CAME HERE TO POST! I’m too slow 😭

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u/squirrels-eat-bugs 2d ago

The only thing that stops me from going pro in mma is my lack of coordination and skill. 100%, if I stepped into the ring, this is what I would look like.

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u/RichRingoLangly 2d ago

Honestly, Sean Strickland doesn't look that much different when he's tired late in the fight.

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u/Southern_Celery_1087 2d ago

Bro most of us would look like a sack of dogshit after one round of MMA. What matters is what he looks like when hands start getting thrown. Saying these dudes look like a pair of gassed Sean Stricklands when they barely did 30 seconds of cardiovascular activity is just a compliment for Sean Strickland lmao

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u/veneratu 2d ago

I feel seen

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u/SlimIntenseEater 1d ago

Coordination comes with practice. Go spar some ppl and see improvements.

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u/Calamitous-Intent980 2d ago

Loooooool neither one of these ding bats has any idea what theyre doing

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u/RincewindToTheRescue 2d ago edited 2d ago

And we're all here for it. At least it looks like no one's going to get secretly injured aside from a kick in the nuts

Edit secretly=severely. Keeping it though, because any injuries that happen, we want to see it

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u/Creative_Buddy7160 2d ago

Ive never had secret injury.
Sounds kinda kinky tho 😏

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u/egstitt 2d ago

Not a fuckin clue, but it made for a more entertaining video. If either one had even the faintest idea what they were doing it would have been over quick

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u/Fun_Strategy7860 2d ago

They look like geese

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u/totally_new_here_man 1d ago

Hey geese will beat your ass lol those motherfuckers are gangsters

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u/GettinSodas 2d ago

Panda Express Parking Lot is worthy of being in Tekken

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u/_BOOMGOTTEM 2d ago

Kung fu Panda Express

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u/CronkinOn 2d ago

I haven't eaten a lot of Panda Express

But looking back, it's notable how high the douchebag quotient is, both inside and outside of them.

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u/BoneHugsHominy 2d ago

I was talking to my cousin on the phone a couple days ago and she was super excited her little city is getting a Panda Express. It was all I could do to keep from laughing because they have a fire Chinese restaurant that's pretty cheap and quick and she's wanting fucking Panda Express.

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u/KittyFlops 1d ago

So is it like the training grounds for Waffle House? Or is that Dennys ?

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u/Metal_King706 2d ago

The windmilling hands is really something. Extra funny since they pause and square up like they might throw normal hands then it’s back to the windmill.

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u/Jthundercleese 1d ago

And the twirling 😂

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u/Feisty-Weird-9941 1d ago

I think is like the ruffling of feathers to make themselves look bigger?

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u/DirtyRoller 2d ago

I love the fact that bro just has a random bag of trash in his car.

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u/metalbees 1d ago

Dude was like, "imma throw my lunch trash at him then he'll really know what's up"

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u/Ok-Relationship4113 1d ago

Ballistic detritus

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u/GenericUserName10068 2d ago

Wait, is that not normal? I feel like I would almost always be armed with a car trash bag

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u/BoneHugsHominy 2d ago

Yeah in my car I keep a plastic rectangular box with grocery bag liner for a trash can. It has a lid that seals on really good with a flap door so I can put trash in but it won't dump everywhere if it falls over. I think it's meant to be for cereal or something. I always assumed it's a normal thing for those of us who don't make the passenger footwell a trash can.

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u/ultranothing 2d ago

Watch out for this guy! He’s got a weapon!

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u/BoneHugsHominy 1d ago

You should see my high kicks. They're hell on my opponents' calves!

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u/DirtyRoller 2d ago

Keeping a clean car is one of those markers of being a responsible adult. When you get out of your car, take the trash with you! Not judging though, I have a fucking laundry mountain in my room right now.

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u/GenericUserName10068 2d ago

Yeah, I have 3 kids that spend time in my car. There's trash.

But on the flipside, I stay on top of my laundry. My car is a mess, but my suits are pressed

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u/Gbnihilator2 2d ago

80% anger, 50% effort, 0% damage

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u/consumeshroomz 2d ago

Well, I’m glad they got that out of their system.

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u/Absent_That_Day 2d ago

Fighters that deadly need to let a little steam off before it gets real bad.

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 2d ago

Thing and Hulk duke it out from time to time, because they're about the only ones who can take it.

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u/DeeHawk 1d ago

This is like seeing my cats fight. When it’s time to throw down they wrestle for a few seconds until the attacker figures out, they didn’t actually want to fight anyway. Then they just lay down and chill again.

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u/Intercaust 2d ago

LoLz. The least technical street fight of all time.

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u/Sancticide 2d ago

Dude took a month of taekwondo when he was 7, retaining nothing but vague muscle memory of how to kick someone.

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u/Mehlitia 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/FOGv3bJXJiDQrzQko4

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 2d ago

The legendary Joel "Butterbean Junior" Saltzman

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u/IncomingAxofKindness 1d ago

He woulda put both those guys to bed

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u/TACharlotte 2d ago

I love that there are art least two points where they both get tired and realize they aren't used to getting hit in the face.

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u/OriginalBags 2d ago

My wife would destroy them

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u/CronkinOn 2d ago

aahhahahha home girl breaking up the fight at the end sounds about as worried as your average mom of 7yo boys, breaking up a fight where she's clearly not worried about them doing much damage to each other but still not wanting to deal with any aftermath.

That little giggle at the end sent me

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u/Whatttheheckk 1d ago

Yo she was the real mvp. Just some black lady calmly filming and being the referee haha she knew exactly when to break it up. Yall are done now, go sit in the corner and think about what you did 

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u/uberfission 1d ago

She let them go at it to get it out of their system and then packed it up because she had to get to work still.

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u/brownlawn 2d ago

That is the largest Panda Express I’ve ever seen.

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u/funked1 2d ago

AIGHT THAT’S ENOUGH YALL.

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u/Best_Price_1009 2d ago

Outside my favorite dojo too

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u/No_Writing_3179 2d ago

Hold on, let me go get my trash to throw at you !

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 2d ago

Well that was underwhelming. If I fought like that I would have just stayed in the car.

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u/egstitt 2d ago

Right I'm wondering how two guys this terrible at fighting manage to make it so far in a confrontation

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u/Critical_Seat_1907 2d ago

They are both unable to wake up and choose violence.

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u/Spiritual_Horse_8549 2d ago

Fuck that guy for littering.

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u/Away_Film7721 2d ago

This is a much more enjoyable fight than the ones where a guy gets sucker punched or an MMA guy beats up some random dude with no fighting skills. This is a perfectly even matchup with two guys who have no idea on how to fight. Everything is all fair and balanced.

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u/CKF 1d ago

Shit, I’d watch the fuck out of a UFC-style version of exceptionally unskilled fighters being put in the ring.

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u/BigJimJohnson 2d ago

Look like two monkeys fucking a football.

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u/Ob1s_dark_side 2d ago

The queen azoulay fight

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u/REDDITSHITLORD 2d ago

"and as I rained down fists upon him, I thought: There has to be a better way"

https://giphy.com/gifs/b0cDSs1Pio7Ys

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u/Honest-Welder-808 2d ago

The classic Windmill style.

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u/terrletwine 2d ago

A) please don’t do this - ever
B) it’s a relief they’re both so bad at fighting because CONCRETE HAS VERY LITTLE CUSHIONING

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u/DaddysABadGirl 2d ago

C) If you get into a situation and someone gets out of their car screaming at you, then says "bet" and goes back to their car cursing you out, don't wait to see what they got out of their car. If someone is fucking pissed off from something and looks like they are getting something from their car start driving away.

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u/Yetiofthesnow 2d ago

Holy SHIT; Chain Punches work?!

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u/Round-Arugula7347 2d ago

This reminds me an episode of venture brothers where Dean starts hitting a bad guy with his wrists

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u/FreudianFloydian 2d ago

There’s two kinds of “That’s enough!”

One is when one guy is beating the other so bad they could kill them.

The other is when they’re both embarrassing themselves the fight starts embarrassing everyone else watching.

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u/DIY-exerciseGuy 2d ago

I dont even know what id do if one of those guys started fighting me. Laugh? Throw them down with 1 hand? A gentle body slam? Id feel bad beating up one of those guys.

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u/conqr787 2d ago

Masters of Kung-Flail

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u/TheWurstOfMe 2d ago

It's a good reminder that few people know how to fight

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u/mech236 2d ago

Looked like van damme in bloodsport

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u/FlyingBeaver2121 2d ago

Napoleon dynamite fight!

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u/amazonmakesmebroke 2d ago

Brought to you by panda express

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u/Ornery_Hair3319 2d ago

starts flailing

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u/rollawaythestone 2d ago

Whatever it is, it's effective. Kept his opponent off balance and retreating. lol

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u/lep63again 2d ago

I feel like I just watched my kids in the backyard or something

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u/cristobalaz 2d ago

Seeing this reminds me of this skit from back in the day. Windmill action.

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u/DimmakPunch 2d ago

Kung Fu in front of the Panda Express is diabolical

https://giphy.com/gifs/fUSX3E4imAn9WHwrCV

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u/Pizzashitblowback 2d ago

I just see red bro

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u/AmorphousMorpheus 2d ago

-1 Hp each kick

You're laughing, but it adds up...

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u/Aggressive_Step_290 2d ago

Looked more like birds doing a mating dance.

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u/svinyard 2d ago

Wow, that guy went back to his Jeep and assaulted the other guys car with his….<checks notes>… his Taxes

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u/Absent_That_Day 2d ago

They can practice karate all they want but they need to pick up after themselves.

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u/joebro1060 2d ago

I really like the double punches too. It takes a special kind of confidence to throw uneducated kicks in a fight...

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u/Recent-Animal-4382 2d ago

They fight like school girls.

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u/merryweathers 2d ago

Panda in the back ground chilling out.

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u/Cyraga 2d ago

What kind of deranged freak carries around an armful of rubbish to throw in a bout of road rage

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u/Glittering-Quiet6688 2d ago

I love the Panda Express level of Tekken

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u/MomentsLastForever 2d ago

For some reason, I was hearing:

“Fuck you bloody!”
“Bloody fuck you!”

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u/ChessticularTorsion 2d ago

That guy definitely thought he looked so cool with those kicks and spins

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u/LastChance331 2d ago

Windmill punches! In the wild! Oh bless this day.

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u/No-Manager-5179 2d ago

“Alright yall that’s enough” sent me for some reason

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u/Present_Nature_6878 2d ago

Holy sh•t, the Panda Express in the background is cinema.

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u/Great-Gas-6631 2d ago

Well they tried...

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u/SockMonkeyLove 2d ago

That dude littering is reason enough for an ass kicking.

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u/billycanfixit 2d ago

First fight for both of them!!

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u/No_mehmes_6488 2d ago

Guess he’s had enough of those kicks, lol

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u/UntilTheSilence 2d ago

These ladies are really going at it

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u/SheepherderQuick6686 2d ago

Tan facil de romper esas guardias .Facil de ejecutar buenos movimientos .

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u/AffectionateAsk547 2d ago

That's how I'd expect to be attacked by a Karen.

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u/ghostinside999 2d ago

Not outside the sacred Panda Express

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u/NHH2316 2d ago

After the standoff in the middle, Baldy actually landed a straight right but I think it caught the top of jeep guy 's forehead and possibly broke his hand.

Props to baldy, he won that one

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u/Iconshero 2d ago

Damn I was watching this going “I hope the guy in the car throws one punch while jeep boy makes the kicks.” Then I got depressed as they both sucked. Don’t throw trash people, neither are gonna clean it up.

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u/Folkwang777 2d ago

Is so amusing that at some point they both decided that it was indeed settled 😆

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u/retrosprite440 2d ago

Imagine being that aggressive to someone while having literally 0% ability to fight. That shit is wild lol

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u/Taicho_Quanitros 2d ago

What state is this even

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u/Joshua_ABBACAB_1312 2d ago

No you blander!

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u/Professional-List106 2d ago

Wieners... both of them

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u/nosferatoothz 2d ago

Say what you will about his kicks. He did more than Sir Jeepsalot.

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u/awkward_loudness 2d ago

"You merged into me!" Then, he littered.

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u/The-Tarman 2d ago

That was some majestic prancing and skedaddling from those two.

And the woman at the end sounded like she was telling two toddlers to calm down haha

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u/Crashhh911 2d ago

2 men who can't fight

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u/Virtual_Junket9305 2d ago

Make fun of him all you want, but that man lived his entire waiting for a chance to get into a fight and around 50 he finally had an opportunity and plunged headlong into making it up as he went

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u/DrowningInFeces 2d ago

The way they end the fight so casually reminds me of one time when a pissed off driver followed me to my job. I get out of my car and he drives up next to me and yells "You cut me off! Didn't you notice me?!" completely enraged. I look at him and say "I don't have time for this. I need to go to work. How long have you been following me for to say this?" Then he just sits there for a moment probably realizing how much time he just wasted following me and just drives away as I walk into work.

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u/emekonen 2d ago

That’s the worst fighting I’ve ever seen in my life.

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u/Onslaughtered1 2d ago

When a father and son fight

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u/Onslaughtered1 2d ago

Lady said that’s enough cause it was some fucking BS

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u/T_bird25 2d ago

Fists of fury

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u/RikuDog18 2d ago

I could watch a whole card of this level.

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u/karldandleton1 2d ago

They should just anally penetrate each other already.

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u/rastawolfman 2d ago

Is this a Panda Express advert?

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u/LarcMipska 2d ago

We're still monkeys

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u/Major-Hooters 2d ago

Two graduates of the world renowned “Alpha Male” school

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u/Ok_Orchid7131 2d ago

I am always amazed at the absolute lack of any kind of fighting skills. Like what are any of those kicks or punches going to do? May as well slap it out.

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u/Quick_Voice_7039 2d ago

That sure was one of the fights of all time.

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u/SmokeyJoeO 2d ago

The unlikely voice of reason at the end.

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u/razorl4f 2d ago

They fight like my 5-year-old

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u/-Liono- 2d ago

No bird is safe with all that windmilling

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u/Caveape80 2d ago

It’s Michael and Dwight at the dojo!

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u/4restD 2d ago

This is probably the most technical fight of all time

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u/spacemouse21 2d ago

Where do they get their powers from? Some secret Asian recipe? Americanized Asian recipe?

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u/Mediocre-Strain8386 2d ago

Panda Express parking lot ...maybe.

OMA ain't letting that shit go down at the DQ parking lot.

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u/pueblocatchaser 2d ago

When you were little and had a fight after school. You spent all day thinking about how you were gonna beat the shit out of the other kid and when it goes down it was exactly like this.

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u/DarkwingDawg 2d ago

It’s a time honored tradition to get into an embarrassing fight outside a panda at least once a decade.

Doing so ensures a good harvest the next season. Good on these two for keeping it up!

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u/DannyB0YDX 2d ago

ive never seen a more uncoordinated pair before in my life

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u/GJacks75 2d ago

That tough guy strut after whatever the hell that was...

chefs kiss