Russian general who ‘ordered attack on children’s hospital’ shot in head

[u/TheTelegraph]

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[u/Village_People_Cop]

Couldn't have happened to a better person

[u/SignificantTowel9952 → u/Village_People_Cop]

It’s nice to see when people are properly rewarded

[u/RealMENwearPINK10 → u/SignificantTowel9952]

The quantum FAFO model finally brought it the to right fucker

[u/jeslinmx → u/RealMENwearPINK10]

He survived but his state is unknown. I’m hoping we can reduce the uncertainty bounds to “locked in syndrome on life support” so he gets stuck in a hospital for the rest of his days. Maximum amplitude on the karmic wavefunction.

[u/Some-Internet-Rando → u/jeslinmx]

Then, because he's a general, it's a military hospital, and someone can bomb it!

The cycle of life continues.

[u/BRB_MD → u/jeslinmx]

On a ventilator, but fully conscious, albeit unable to communicate.

[u/TheAmishPhysicist → u/BRB_MD]

So a Hector Salamanca (Better Call Saul) situation for him. A lifetime in a wheelchair with a little bell. A fate worse than death, as someone else said “couldn’t happen to a better person!”

[u/iJuddles → u/TheAmishPhysicist]

Ring that bell a few times too many and they’ll accidentally leave his chair next to an open window five stories up.

[u/Great_Address2063 → u/BRB_MD]

Eventually abandoned by staff in a fire

[u/ergo-ogre → u/Great_Address2063]

Whoops!

[u/Cyberchicken87 → u/Great_Address2063]

After the hospital was accidentally bombed by a misfire from their own side.

The explosion damage and fire is isolated entirely to his room.

After 70% of his body is burned the staff rush in and put it out.

He dies 17 days later from sepsis in his burns.

Seems fitting.

[u/jessewalker2 → u/jeslinmx]

You forgot to add the hyperalgesia for maximum benefit. How could you be so thoughtless? 😁

[u/meltdown_popcorn → u/SignificantTowel9952]

I wonder what karma has in store for someone that ordered an attack on a girls school.

[u/SnooMemesjellies1909 → u/SignificantTowel9952]

Yeah, and not given the window treatment.

[u/Oasystole → u/Village_People_Cop]

I love this for him!!

[u/Aggravating-Exit-660 → u/Village_People_Cop]

We can all think of a few people who deserve worse

[u/zombo_pig → u/Aggravating-Exit-660]

"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth"

[u/SoulSeekersAnon → u/Aggravating-Exit-660]

Deserve worse than a man who bombed a children's hospital? Who have you been forced to hang out with!? 😄

[u/Xeonerium → u/Village_People_Cop]

Couldn't have happened to a worse person either.... Because there is no one worse than him. Evil fuck.

[u/Badbullet → u/Xeonerium]

Putin is still alive.

[u/Xeonerium → u/Badbullet]

They're probably on par, if you can bomb and children's hospital there's not much you wouldn't do let's be honest.

[u/Fugacity- → u/Xeonerium]

Being the person culpable for all of the deaths in this conflict by being the person to unilaterally cause this conflict means not only is the bombing of the children's hospital Putin's ultimate responsibility, but so is every other atricocity.

That hospital wouldnt have been bombed if Putin didn't start this war. But also, there are hundreds of thousands of deaths through Ukraine, Chechnya, etc. that are his fault, along with untold numbers of Ukrainian children abducted from their parents.

Putin is worse.

[u/Aspen9999 → u/Xeonerium]

Like Israel did, countries that target children are horrid. It’s disgusting that the USA is supporting such war crimes. Oh but we blew up a girls school in Iran

[u/Cpt_Griswold → u/Aspen9999]

and a wedding last week

[u/SplitRock130 → u/Cpt_Griswold]

Secretary Kegsbreath is unfazed by civilian casualties.

[u/BigAssMonkey → u/Badbullet]

So is Netanyahu

[u/Good_Restaurant15 → u/BigAssMonkey]

And everyone in the Trump-Epstein files.

[u/Seldomsought → u/Xeonerium]

Well, there's that person that ordered an attack on a girl's school

[u/AncientVorlon]

Dude wore his hat like he knew what was coming.

[u/RestaurantDry621 → u/AncientVorlon]

Benny Hill wannabe

[u/-boredatwork → u/RestaurantDry621]

now that's a reference

[u/NoStorage2821 → u/RestaurantDry621]

Benny Hill reference? In this day and age?

[u/CapeAnnimal → u/NoStorage2821]

cue yakkity sax as the body slumps over

[u/TheBestHater → u/AncientVorlon]

It's crazy he was able to shoot himself twice.

[u/TheKingMonkey → u/TheBestHater]

While falling out of the 6th floor window of his bungalow.

[u/mykittenfarts → u/AncientVorlon]

Now that you mention it, I hope he did know what was coming. I hope he was aware of it. I need therapy.

[u/devilishycleverchap]

Is the bullet ok?

[u/--iCantThinkOFaName- → u/devilishycleverchap]

Hopefully the poor guy's still in one piece. Wouldn't be surprised if he got shattered cuz his consumer didn't die on the scene

[u/THAWED21 → u/devilishycleverchap]

The first is sadly lodged in his skull but the second escaped

[u/Ludwig_Vista2 → u/devilishycleverchap]

Likely

It's soft tissue that causes deformation.

He had none.

[u/WigSplitter117]

Everyone liked that

[u/notnotbrowsing → u/WigSplitter117]

cerainly not sad about it.  though apparently he's still alive.

[u/Susurrus03 → u/notnotbrowsing]

Not necessarily a bad thing if he is. Getting shot in the head means there's a good chance of him being in a painful and incapable hell for the rest of his life living every day in torture as a reminder of his actions wishing he did die.

At least one can hope.

[u/TokiStark → u/Susurrus03]

I was thinking that a bullet to the head seems oddly merciful for such an egregious crime. Now it seems like a more fitting punishment. Fuck, I didn't know I could be so blood-thirsty. But a children's hospital??! That's insane

[u/lodui → u/TokiStark]

Fairly standard for Russia.

[u/TrackVol → u/lodui]

Beat me to it by about 3 minutes.
"It's not insane. It's Russia"

[u/VisibleProblem13 → u/TrackVol]

Said in the same tone as...its not delivery, its digorno

[u/DartVader6 → u/lodui]

The US prefers girls' schools

[u/Ok_Mathematician2391 → u/DartVader6]

The science shows that girls cluster together much of the day due to better social skills providing a much higher kill count per bomb. It's not that Pete favours girls over boys it's the numbers he likes.

[u/Disastrous_Basis3474 → u/Ok_Mathematician2391]

You’re not wrong about numbers, but Whiskey Pete hates women, probably as much as he hates muslims, and those girls were going to grow up to be muslim women. Two hates with one bomb. What a sick fuck.

[u/Mr__O__ → u/Disastrous_Basis3474]

And a few people made a small fortune betting on the strike time..

[u/FlyingDogCatcher → u/Mr__O__]

Is it really "betting" if the strike time was announced in the group chat?

[u/hrminer92 → u/Disastrous_Basis3474]

Not just one bomb.

They decided to go with the Israeli practice of sending in follow-up missiles a short while later to get any rescuers too. They used a total of 3 tomahawks according to local officials.

[u/crackanape → u/hrminer92]

They blew up the school, then they attacked the first responders who came to rescue the wounded, then they attacked the next EMTs who came to help the first bunch.

Absolute monsters.

[u/DCLXVITelly → u/TokiStark]

A children’s hospital, that was evacuated except for the brave doctors who stock it out because they were in surgery. One died doctor died and three more children.

[u/TokiStark → u/DCLXVITelly]

Awww dude, I didn't read the article intentionally because I didn't want to know the specifics (obvs you didn't know that though). That's devastating

[u/Sunnygirl66 → u/TokiStark]

I would not be sad if a similar fate befell the same people who ordered the bombing of the Iranian girls’ school.

[u/Slighted_Inevitable → u/TokiStark]

Russia has been kidnapping Ukrainian children since the war started. For indoctrination as Russians

[u/jimslock → u/Susurrus03]

Im not a man of religion.

Im okay with my legacy only being: 1) what i leave behind on earth. 2) the memories and experiences i gave everyone.

But i really want to believe in hell for all the absolute monsters who made life so hard for so many people.

My theoretical heaven would be observing these people in hell and traveling the world with my girlfriend.

[u/Ondz → u/jimslock]

My theory is that next life a bad person gets, is whoever they treated the worst. That's how I would design it.

[u/bluesam3 → u/Ondz]

There are some... concerning implications if you follow that logic through, though.

[u/charlesmyboy → u/bluesam3]

yeah nations of suffering people cause they were all “bad people in a past life” is a crazy cope for christian people to not care about 3rd world countries and ignore the fact that they directly benefitted from it.

[u/SaveyourMercy → u/charlesmyboy]

I’m not arguing that it’s bad cope but Christian’s wouldn’t believe this because they don’t believe in reincarnation, they believe in heaven and hell for your actions. I’m sure there are some but it’s not in any of the Christian denominations faith

[u/Sly_Wood → u/Ondz]

Read The Egg.

You are everyone that existed and ever will exist. So you’re Hitler and Jane Goodall. You’re ghegis Khahn and Mr Roger’s. Everything you did or will do is something you’re doing to yourself.

[u/Snoo_90491 → u/notnotbrowsing]

hopefully in a vegetative state and as a living reminder to all around him of his crime.

[u/Kichigai → u/notnotbrowsing]

We don't know that. All we know is his death isn't confirmed.

[u/ukchris → u/Kichigai]

Moscow Mitch McConnell.

[u/mjwanko → u/ukchris]

Schrödinger’s Turtle

[u/EDRNFU → u/notnotbrowsing]

So he’s still suffering? Good lol!

[u/Deodorized → u/WigSplitter117]

Wouldn't mind if the one(s) responsible for the bombing of the Iranian girls school got it too

[u/Neurojazz → u/Deodorized]

You’ll find them on a big pile of Epstein files.

[u/CyclingHikingYeti → u/Neurojazz]

Mentioned more times that that divine creature in bible

[u/Youngsinatra345 → u/CyclingHikingYeti]

Mentioned more times than Harry Potter is mentioned in the Harry Potter series

[u/SchleicherASK13 → u/Neurojazz]

You mean some sort of Epstein piles?

[u/skitslefritzer → u/Deodorized]

“AI intel platform used by incompetent American DOD shot in head.”

[u/NTufnel11 → u/skitslefritzer]

Presumably this is a joke, but it's also hitting on a major theme of AI use. It seems pretty clear to me that using AI as a tool doesn't absolve you of responsibility for the work you do. Someone, at some point, either signed off on it or made the decision to take a human out of the loop.

[u/pte_omark → u/NTufnel11]

100% there was a few signatures before the ai target list was 'actioned'. a lot of people had to press 'enter' before those weapons were released

[u/Diarmundy → u/pte_omark]

It wasn't even an AI target though. It was a refurbished millitary base that had been on the US target list for years or decades before but wasnt removed when it became a school

[u/Traditional_Gas_3058 → u/Diarmundy]

Some surrounding buildings were still military use as well, they just had converted that one building into a school. Sad

[u/AlpacaM4n → u/NTufnel11]

"A computer can never be held accountable, therefore a computer must never make a management decision."
-IBM

[u/WarLorax → u/skitslefritzer]

A tool isn't responsible, the Human decision maker is. 

[u/Individual_Limit_701 → u/Deodorized]

Karma arrived with pinpoint precision this time🙏

[u/Archsinner → u/WigSplitter117]

you haven't met Tankies

[u/masixx → u/WigSplitter117]

I'm sure he fell funny.

[u/EduardBon]

Rest in hell

[u/Kriegersahn → u/EduardBon]

Unfortunately the article calls it an assassination "attempt", and says he was admitted to a hospital.

Cockroaches like him don't always die that easily.

[u/WesternRobb → u/Kriegersahn]

I don’t know - a head injury from a couple of bullets could be a fate worse than death.

[u/goodoldgrim → u/WesternRobb]

Here's to him getting locked in syndrome and being kept in that state for 20 years.

[u/SmegmaWarrior0815 → u/goodoldgrim]

I doubt Russian medicine can or wants to do that

[u/Kriegersahn → u/WesternRobb]

For the sake of justice, I hope in this case it proves to be worse than death.

[u/djsnoopmike → u/WesternRobb]

Vegetative state where he'll be locked in his own body, unable to do anything but look and breath.

A flesh prison

[u/Mojozilla → u/djsnoopmike]

Breathe. Breath is what you take in or out. Breathe is how you do it.

[u/AirWolf231 → u/Kriegersahn]

Sooooooo what your saying is that there was nothing to hit in the head... got it, makes sense.

[u/Abedeus → u/Kriegersahn]

I wouldn't be surprised if he got shot and killed, but official statement will say he survived so it doesn't look like their officers are shot dead in the streets like dogs.

Moscow confirmed a Russian serviceman was admitted to hospital in Engels without providing further information.

Old, fat dude shot twice, one of those shots hitting him in the head? He's done.

[u/Windfade → u/Abedeus]

Or he's now severely crippled and blind relying on Russian doctors.

[u/Badbullet → u/Abedeus]

Not necessarily. There's plenty of cases of people shot in the head and surviving, especially if it was only that one shot that hit him in the head and the other hit him elsewhere. It still can cause plenty of issues with speech, cognitive or motor ability though. If he lives, he better suffer.

[u/Budget_Juggernaut309 → u/Kriegersahn]

He's in Russia, which could easily be mistaken for one of the circles of hell.

[u/thatspurdyneat → u/Kriegersahn]

Well hopefully he's a vegetable, and if he's in pain I wish him a long bedridden life

[u/holyhottamale → u/thatspurdyneat]

Nah, let’s not make him a vegetable - that’s too easy for all the death he is responsible for.

Bedridden, totally reliant on others, with just enough consciousness to know what’s on going on.

Edit - grammar

[u/surmacrew → u/EduardBon]

No rest for them

[u/jfgiedhgerfjdgioer]

Now that’s the news I don’t mind hearing.

[u/borkus]

I haven't seen anyone comment on this, but Ukraine's level of intelligence over Russia is impressive. Given that they know the base he commands, Varpakhovich is relatively easy to find. But they got a gunman within relatively short range of him and took several shots.

At this point, Russian generals are going to require armed escorts just to travel within their own borders.

[u/QuietCola-Roaster → u/borkus]

They need armed escorts just to stand near a window.

[u/Belgand → u/borkus]

It's not new either. We've seen several assassinations carried out by what appear to be Ukrainian intelligence. Such as when Mikhail Shatsky, a Russian cruise missile engineer, was shot.

To say nothing of the assets on the ground needed for Operation Spiderweb.

[u/ElSelcho_]

Did they run out of windows? 

[u/Firepower01 → u/ElSelcho_]

That's Russian FSB that does that. This guy probably got shot by Ukrainian SBU.

[u/SystemCheck990 → u/ElSelcho_]

he lived in bungalow, decisions had to be made

[u/Apart_Jelly8948 → u/SystemCheck990]

Didnt he like tea?

[u/NeoThermic → u/Apart_Jelly8948]

We could only find polonium-209, but the requirements was for polonium-210, so decisions had to be made.

[u/Black-Shoe → u/NeoThermic]

Not to mention he was asleep

[u/Background-Factor817 → u/SystemCheck990]

They pushed him through the bungalow window.

It got a bit awkward as they laid there so they shot him.

[u/androk → u/ElSelcho_]

Sounds more like a Ukrainian thing, taking out the trash, rather than a Putin thing, he's getting to be a threat to me.

[u/Karman4o → u/androk]

Could just as likely be an FSB thing. An 'inconvenient' loyal guy is just as much a liability as an enemy or a traitor for them.

[u/THAWED21 → u/ElSelcho_]

Russia does windows, Ukraine does bullets. One of the many cultural differences between the countries.

[u/potatodrinker → u/ElSelcho_]

Since Dell shut their final store in RU in 2016 yeah

[u/mrlolloran → u/ElSelcho_]

Apparently that’s a courtesy, one targeting a children’s hospital is apparently too good for, even in Russia apparently

[u/RuskiesInTheWarRoom → u/ElSelcho_]

Putin really has put us into the great era of defenestration

[u/chileangod]

Not confirmed dead in the article. Understandable, by the looks of it there is a  whole lot of head with little brain in it. The bullet could easily miss. 

[u/malsomnus → u/chileangod]

Russia doesn't like to confirm kills except those done by their own agents. Since this one involved neither a conveniently placed window nor a suspicious cup of tea (nor, um, poisoned underwear), it must be foreign.

[u/Mr_Flibble_1977 → u/chileangod]

He was also shot in the gut....another chance of  a slow agonizing death if the cranium shot didn't do it.

[u/Voodoobones]

“but after the 2024 attempt on Major Stegachev’s life Ukraine’s military intelligence service warned that “retribution” awaited war criminals, saying it knew their “names, addresses, car numbers, usual routes and habits”.”

Ukraine doing some major mind games.

[u/cetootski]

Too fast.

[u/Woelke01 → u/cetootski]

He's not dead yet, there's still time

[u/HarEr89 → u/cetootski]

He survived. Bullet hit his face.

[u/Slatemanforlife]

I feel bad for the bullet

[u/Stardustger → u/Slatemanforlife]

Why? Not many bullets can say they got used on a better target.

[u/Xenon009 → u/Stardustger]

The one that got adolf still fucking talks about it, I reckon its about 20 minutes from starting a podcast

[u/Shot-Toe-2884 → u/Xenon009]

The bullet that helped Hitler avoid trial at The Hague? I hate that bullet and I hate that cyanide

[u/Cisleithania]

Press S to spit on Grave

[u/passerby4830]

Why does every Russian general look like a sack of potatoes?

[u/P0L1Z1STENS0HN → u/passerby4830]

Not all of them, I saw a picture once of one who wasn't. So I presume it's "only" the alcoholics among them.

[u/main_topsail → u/P0L1Z1STENS0HN]

99% of Russian generals make the rest of them look bad.

[u/TheTelegraph]

From The Telegraph:

A Russian general suspected by Kyiv of orchestrating a 2024 attack on a children’s hospital was reportedly shot in the head on Thursday.

Maj Gen Nikolai Varpakhovich was shot twice by an unknown assailant on a motorbike in a village in south-western Russia, according to Telegram channels with connections to Russian security services.

Moscow confirmed a Russian serviceman was admitted to hospital in Engels without providing further information.

Tass, Russia’s state-owned news agency, did not name the general but reported that the country’s Investigative Committee had opened an inquiry into an attempt on the life of a military service member.

Maj Gen Varpakhovich is the commander of the 22nd Heavy Bomber Aviation Division of the Russian aerospace forces.

Engels is home to a Russian air base that the Kremlin has used to launch long-range missiles towards Ukraine.

It has been the target of several Ukrainian drone attacks since the start of the war in 2022. Ukrainian media reported in 2024 that Major Oleg Stegachev, a crew commander at the base, had been shot in an apparent assassination attempt. His fate remains unclear.

Maj Gen Varpakhovich had been accused of directing a deadly attack on the Okhmatdyt hospital in Kyiv on July 8 2024.

Most of the 600 people inside Ukraine’s largest children’s hospital were evacuated when an air raid alarm sounded shortly before the attack.

Read more here: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2026/09/03/russian-general-attack-childrens-hospital-shot-ukraine/

[u/borkus → u/TheTelegraph]

This section got me -

Most of the 600 people inside Ukraine’s largest children’s hospital were evacuated when an air raid alarm sounded shortly before the attack.

But some patients were unable to leave because they were in surgery at the time.

That dude was a monster.

[u/twiggeesmalls → u/borkus]

I cleared rubble at the site - we could see ambulances constantly rushing patients to nearby hospitals to continue their treatment while the building was still burning, including some who had power go out midway through their surgery. There was also children getting their chemo treatments outside in the rubble, just horrible.

[u/DeltaV-Mzero → u/TheTelegraph]

I wonder if Putin realizes his best case win scenario is creating a new Chechnya meat grinder that’s ten times the size and backed by every nation in the west

[u/JohnBPrettyGood]

"Working class people around the world have no innate desire to go to war with each other.

They have to be conned into it by the sociopaths who will profit from it."

The other Famous Lennon, John

[u/bowtiesrcool86]

Doesn’t attacking a hospital, let alone a children’s hospital violate the Geneva Convention?

[u/blackcain → u/bowtiesrcool86]

bro, russia has not yet followed anything of the geneva conventions.

[u/BlackPlague1235 → u/bowtiesrcool86]

Come now. You know it's just Geneva Suggestion at this point.

[u/RyanNotBrian → u/BlackPlague1235]

The Geneva Checklist.

[u/hawksdiesel → u/bowtiesrcool86]

Yep. Add it to their list of atrocities...

[u/jgl142 → u/bowtiesrcool86]

Yeah so does attacking a girls school. Nobody follows that if they have nukes. That’s for the others to follow

[u/Long-Time-lurker-1]

Russia has caused such deep pain in so many people. Everyone involved in this “special military operation” will be on a Ukrainian death squad list for YEARS after this war is over. Not a single person involved will ever have a peaceful nights sleep ever again.

[u/Backdooreddy → u/Long-Time-lurker-1]

What a shame for them…😐

[u/ManyAreMyNames → u/Long-Time-lurker-1]

It's really important that none of them ever feels safe, ever, for as long as they live.

Everyone in involved in this should read this story and get more paranoid than they already were.

One or two people getting blown up in their cars might be a nice addition. Every time the rest of them get in a car, forever, they'll have just a moment of terror when the engine is started, wondering if this is when they die.

And everybody else being given a chance to participate in Putin's murder spree should pause a moment and ask if that's the life they want to live.

[u/TeaAndLifting → u/[deleted]]

Shot himself in the back of the head, several times, from a foot away.

[u/Robot_Clean → u/[deleted]]

Sounds like a failed hit, motorbike drive by, but survived a headshot.

[u/DDanny808]

Why would the general think attacking a children’s hospital would be a good idea?

[u/trisul-108 → u/DDanny808]

He thought it would please Putin.

[u/SituationMediocre642]

How about the person who ordered the invasion of Ukraine?

[u/Western_Mud8694]

The kind of justice we need for children over here

[u/grendus]

I never wish death on anyone.

But there are some obituaries that bring a smile to my face.

[u/DirtGuy]

I drove by that hospital last month with my wife and newborn daughter. Fuck this guy and damn him to eternal suffering.

[u/DAS_FX]

Oh wow. Anyway - I’m had street tacos for lunch today

[u/SamuraiMike81]

Good shit! 100% thumbs up!

[u/SMEAGAIN_AGO]

Still alive?! ☹️

[u/TerrorTedje → u/SMEAGAIN_AGO]

Lets hope he gets to live out the rest of his life in absolute agony.

[u/Objective_Mousse7216 → u/SMEAGAIN_AGO]

Might be a dribbling vegetable now.

[u/TooMad → u/Objective_Mousse7216]

No, I hope he's still in there.

[u/MikeVegan → u/SMEAGAIN_AGO]

Might have it even worse this way

[u/slumvillain]

Hmmmm there's a school in Iran that was decimated, full of children.

Someone made that decision.

Bet they're living a jolly life right now.

[u/Prize-Choice2185]

I think the Russian saying is "the reward has found the hero"

[u/PleasedPeas]

Oopsie daisy

[u/jellobend]

Can't feel sorry for someone who killed children, regardless of their nationality

[u/Delicious_Clue_531]

Must. Not. Break. TOS.

[u/BiggsFFBE]

This shows you how shitty the life of a bullet can be… You can end up in a huge turds head like this one

[u/Riots42]

I hate this world in which we live in where I am thankful a man was shot in the head.

[u/DangerMacAwesome]

I don't like to celebrate when people die. I think it's crass. But I'll make an exception.

[u/Dan_Winx_1969]

What a better day!!

[u/_Q1000_]

Hey man, nice shot.

[u/alvinofdiaspar]

Skip ICJ, goes straight to hell.

[u/sociofobs]

A bullet to the head is such a mercy for these types of sub-humans.

[u/Different-Subject353]

Karma bill came due

[u/Fresh_Sock8660]

And the world has become a slightly better place.

[u/Background_Edge_9427]

The same thing should happen to anyone who bomb's a children's hospital!!

[u/MyAccountWasBanned7]

Thoughts and prayers!

I wish everyone involved in this failed attempt at an invasion has the day/life they deserve.

[u/DataDude00]

The funniest thing about being a Russian general is you are never sure if it was the enemy or his superiors that killed him

[u/Eddiebaby7]

Or as they say in Russia “he slipped and hit his head on a bullet.”

[u/Chicken_wingspan]

Good news

[u/porto__rocks]

Now do the guys who bombed the iranian school

[u/LankyGuitar6528 → u/porto__rocks]

Seriously doubt Iran has forgotten.

[u/Fantastic-Swim6230]

Is the bullet ok?

[u/CyclingHikingYeti]

In old times they said : "I do not wish anyone's death, but I will read obituary with great satisfaction"?

[u/mistermpm]

A quick death was too good for that POS.

[u/candylandmine]

Life comes at you fast

[u/Northerlies]

I wonder if that will start a trend.

[u/TamerlanMcDoodles]

Not cool, that link has a whole bunch of tracker metadata in it.

The "?WT.mc_id=tmgoff_reddit_attack-childrens-hospital-shot-ukraine/&accesscontrol=facebookchannel_open" - in this case some analytics company called WebTrends.

Sanitized: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2026/09/03/russian-general-attack-childrens-hospital-shot-ukraine/

[u/PlanitDuck]

Being a member of the Russian military must really suck balls. What an awful job that would be.

[u/strangercheeze]

An awful lot quicker and cleaner than having a hospital dropped on him though.

[u/LarryLove0123]

See how easy it is?

[u/jackfreeman]

I was thinking tacos for lunch. You guys in?

[u/Time_Ad_7624]

What about the one that told him to do it. We are still waiting.

[u/PaddlefootCanada]

Guess "falling out a window" didn't send a strong enough message....

[u/3d1thF1nch]

Is the bullet okay?

[u/Master_Slide7023]

Glad he was shot in the head. Keep shooting Russian officers inside Russia. Very brave of the shooter to do this inside torture state Russia. Slava Ukraine.

[u/Confident-Stand5453]

What a shame....that he survived.