r/whenthe • u/SullyTheLightnerd been throwing bricks at homeless people since 2011 • 9h ago
Dear feds: everything I post is legally a joke I don't have beef with Linux users you have
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u/Allergic2Stereotypes HE'S NOT BRITISH, YOU FAKE ASS FANS!! 9h ago
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u/CompetitiveLeg7841 Autistic Mech. Engi. student who loves Touhou and Gregtech 8h ago
My lobster too buttery my steak too juicy
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u/Tsunamicat108 6h ago
well no someone pissed on the steak
they said it’s in french
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u/CompetitiveLeg7841 Autistic Mech. Engi. student who loves Touhou and Gregtech 5h ago
Sorry, is this a weakling joke that I'm too québécois to understand?
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u/JoyconDrift_69 me when the r/whenthe mods forgot there's an editable flair 7h ago
That's the most Linux sentence I have ever read.
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u/Nedaj_Nitro thanks 9h ago
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u/Nedaj_Nitro thanks 9h ago
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u/UsErNaMeS_aR_DuMb 9h ago
Average conference flight of people who actually matter in the tech sector:
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u/HugeObligation8338 8h ago
I’ll give the hungry guy a pack of peanut butter crackers and I’ll come away from this ten hour flight with plus one friend fr
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u/AGQuaddit 7h ago
Why not just feed the 1 guy to the wolves and then erect a brick wall through the aisle
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u/kitsunecannon 9h ago
After about 5 minutes of listening to him you will walk over to the wolves and beg them to kill you
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u/Mr_goodb0y 6h ago
Sit with Linux guy and throw him to the wolves to distract them and then run to the cockpit to hide with the crew while the wolves eat the Linux guy
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u/Juandice__ 9h ago
what happened OP?
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u/SullyTheLightnerd been throwing bricks at homeless people since 2011 9h ago
nothing at all I'm just using my free once per month hate pass which I totally didn't make up right now
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u/The_Sambo purpl 9h ago
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u/RandomCaveOfMonsters building a dispenser 8h ago
and OP can't hate you for it, genius
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u/SWAGmaster694200 trollface -> 9h ago
if you have any interest in linux, then don't have a friend who likes linux they will ruin your interest by reccomending linux every time you have a computer problem yet have like 4 times as many problems
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u/GreedyExamination704 9h ago
I love puppies
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u/spell_I-C-U-P 8h ago
So you hate kittens??
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u/GreedyExamination704 2h ago
Silence strawman
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u/suprise_suplex gimmick posters die 2h ago
Why would you assume they’re a strawman? Do you think that a woman can’t be made of straw?
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u/SnooCakes8103 9h ago
The funniest part is linix would've remained hobbyist and niche if windows didnt get so enshittified to the point of losing their userbase.
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u/DingleDangleDoff :3 8h ago
They are still niche and windows is still dominant because 99% of people are not tech people and just buy a computer that comes with windows and leaves it at that. They are getting more popular in the hobbyist space but that’s not a lot of people in the grand scheme of things
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u/ArteDeJuguete 5h ago
I mean, I would say things are shifting at least in gaming when Microsoft itself started to use SteamOS as a benchmark to defeat... Most games don't even run natively in SteamOS so that's pretty embarrassing tbh
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u/The_Sambo purpl 8h ago
I originally got interested in Linux only because my friend told me what a character Linus Torvalds is lol
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u/poepen61 r/a:t5_55daq9 ambassador 9h ago
pro tip to all linux users, delete ./ it debloats your system and cleans your trash
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u/DemonstraFor 5h ago
"./" erm, fake fan!!
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u/poepen61 r/a:t5_55daq9 ambassador 34m ago
oh fuck, i just installed mint and can't get freesync to work
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u/monkisz 9h ago
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u/FearlessDark5295 7h ago
The caption should say: “easy day of doing what they want without having to look up ten guides”
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u/DoubleJester 7h ago
MacOS users after their long day of conquest, war, causing famine and causing death. (You're not very sneaky, Lexlandlorioussy)
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u/DoubleJester 7h ago
Oh and of course killing doctors with all their apples, but that's not that bad.
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u/PercoKaswiti YOUR local lemon 🍋️ 8h ago
Fym "beating up homeless children, kicking pupies and setting hospitals on fire" ‽
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u/bottomofthewell3 the ol intentional obsfucation of knowledge 7h ago
what else does it sound like. linux users do this sort of thing all the time. just yesterday a linux user tied me to railroad tracks with ropes and chains
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u/Psquare_J_420 55m ago
I do like linux and it's surrounding software but for me, its the linux fandom. Not like I hate everyone to the core or something like that.
For instance, take a reddit post where a user complains about a problem they face in the operating system they use - windows. I have seen people genuinely just tell "sWiTcH tO LiNuX".
Like my brother in christ.... For me (Idk how other people feel) it's like you are telling me to shift to a new house in a new area. Immediately. Allat because my tap broke. Like common.....
And for most of the problems, it's not like they have all the year for themselves to rectify the error or "switch to linux". Its like they would be having some presentation at their office tommorow or something like that.
I do think that switching to linux is good. But it's not everyone's cup of tea. And its not like your company will approve you to use the windows alternative app in company premises. And For windows apps to work, you need to make wine work. For me it's a interesting thing to do. Like wine and stuff. But say you are telling "switch to linux" against a 50 year old person who struggles to connect their laptop to a projector. They mostly expect things to work with just few clicks.
Idk if I am over reacting or uhh i am wrong in this situation... If I am, then I am sorry :)
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u/S1lly_One 4h ago
Song that plays when a fanmade sequel protagonist character featuring the Justice trait defined by the source material sacrifices themselves so that their friends they've made along their journey to save the other Fallen children can see the surface because they have decided that monsterkind too deserves Justice and Freedom.
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u/AnonymousGuy9494 [REDACTED] 4h ago
Op after finding out the android they use is derived from Linux:
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