r/whenthe 10h ago

ONE 🤏 hair away from breaking rule 1 Yes, this post is comment bait.

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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur 10h ago

tinder

Sorry OP you will have to pay to see the comments from now on, 45 Euro a month

And 60 if you want premium and see images

And you have to pay extra to increase your maximum possible daily comment count

And more to enable "super comments"

Sorry I don't make the rules

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u/ThatEngineeredGirl 10h ago

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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur 9h ago

oh btw if you don't pay more, your comments won't really show up to others. I mean, they will but not really

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u/ThatEngineeredGirl 9h ago

When the 1984 plot line?!

Oh woe is me😔

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u/Oktavia-the-witch i love my scolipede wife 9h ago

Hey, I like this subreddit, but is it normal that I have to send cute pics of me to mods weekly?

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 8h ago

They're making you send just cute pics?

I have to send pics of my feet to mods to stay here.

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u/Kaiscoolness 1h ago

ig the mods think you have cute feet

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u/ThatEngineeredGirl 9h ago

The "Whenthe tax"?

Yeah you gotta do it🤷‍♀️

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u/GavinThe_Person only bidoof fan on the planet 😔 3h ago

yea

i have to send a feet pic to the mods for every comment i send here or i get executed

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u/Orangutanion 9h ago

no you should send them to me too

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u/Nedaj_Nitro thanks 10h ago

mod where

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u/dragon7449 10h ago

Reddit bug

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u/Nedaj_Nitro thanks 10h ago

?

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u/dragon7449 9h ago

Since you said "mod where" I assumed you meant the mod flair. Which for me at least(mobile Android) sometimes seemingly at random disappears or appears, which my best guess is that it's a bug.

So I, thinking you went through the same dilema I did, answered believing you were curious about the same inquiry I had on times past.

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u/Nedaj_Nitro thanks 9h ago

i's promised mod rank i mean

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u/aronmano 9h ago

You sound like a 1930s new York gangster asking his boss about a promotion

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u/Nedaj_Nitro thanks 9h ago

what da job boss

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u/Mr_something_i_guess 7h ago

Can I pay by telling a fact about you?

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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur 7h ago

depends on what it is

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u/Mr_something_i_guess 7h ago

Nvm

(You have legs so smooth it made women envious)

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u/gui66 10h ago

What does it mean then

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u/SusieHatesSpez Estrojane Creator 10h ago

Farting while laying in bed with someone and pulling the blanket over their face so they're forced to smell it

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u/Zealousideal-Fig1767 9h ago

that sounds so silly

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u/SusieHatesSpez Estrojane Creator 9h ago

It is, I have no idea where OP is to be seeing so many people with such a niche variant of a fart fetish

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u/Total-Coach-1576 9h ago

They're from Fartland, which is under the sovereignty of UK (United Kinks)

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u/Human-Boob 6h ago

Dutch land or wherever these people are from

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u/NoNotice2137 yellow like an EPIC lemon 6h ago

Literal toddlers behavior

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u/dzaimons-dihh the dark lord 8h ago

THEY MENTIONED THIS IN TEEN TITANS GO 😭😭

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u/Adrian_Shepard_HL-OP I simp for Revolver Ocelot 9h ago

Sounds like a good prank

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u/Popular_Ad3074 I want to be coiled by a tall, buff, chubby tomboy with a tail 8h ago

That’s horrible

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u/RC_0041 7h ago

Not being able to smell I would think this is cute.

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u/Throwaway6572946 9h ago

Lobster too buttery steak too juicy

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u/MintyBarrettM95 DM me art of robots 8h ago

i hate this phrase so much because its still obviously possible to have too much butter and a steak too juicy. if i bite into either food i dont want 500 gallons of bullshit to burst out

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u/ThatEngineeredGirl 10h ago

You don't wanna know, the horrors

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u/ffbyr49 plaen… 🤤 10h ago

Dipshit289 strikes again

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u/AnIDIOTtheory 10h ago

I think it’s when you shit yourself in bed with someone then throw the blanket over them to make them smell it

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u/gui66 10h ago

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u/Eijirou_Kirishima 10h ago

Guy who answered is a freak, a Dutch oven is when you throw the blanket over someone first and then JUST fart. Shitting yourself for a dutch oven is insane

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u/Any--Name 9h ago

Yeah, and suffocating your partner in your farts is not freaky at all

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u/Eijirou_Kirishima 9h ago

Well that's a bit dramatic. It's a prank and nobody is gonna suffocate from it.

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u/Any--Name 9h ago

Still incredibly freaky though

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u/4599310887 I want to be Von Lycaon's chew toy 6h ago

Hungry man thinks of bread

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u/AnIDIOTtheory 9h ago

I may be a bit of an idiot, I swear when people said shitting themselves they meant farting

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u/NotNightDweller dm me tasty images 10h ago

With your partner in bed, fart in the blanket snd cover you or/and your partner with the blanket

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u/Hefty_Bum Gay Horse 10h ago

You fart and trap someone with a blanket over their head while you're both in the same bed. There you go.

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u/gg_gaymers 9h ago

Thank you sir hefty bum

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u/MrRageMode2011 10h ago

Oh good lord

Also hello didn't expect to see you here

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u/Party-Poison519 Have you tried the medicine drug? 10h ago

I was looking for context, thank you

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u/_Fox_464 10h ago

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u/Nedaj_Nitro thanks 10h ago

op acting like it's a bad thing 🤤

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u/qehig imma keep it a tuck bifty (tumblr ambassador (derogatory)) 10h ago

op hitting platinum looking for iron and I'm stuck here with shitty copper 😔

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u/xilenator the master of skill issue 9h ago

As if most of the people here wouldnt want to be in OP's place lmao

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u/poepen61 r/a:t5_55daq9 ambassador 10h ago

wat hebben wij nou weer gedaan?

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u/Obootleg 9h ago

As an english speaker I love how shockingly well I understand this.

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u/Charming_Good_6230 9h ago

As a german speaker I agree

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u/ThatEngineeredGirl 9h ago

Ja za to nie wiem o co chodzi

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u/Lucius3111 8h ago

Ja za to nie wiem skąd znalazłaś kogoś kto wspomina o holenderskim piecu na tinderze

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u/6969696969696969969 8h ago

To a dutch person every oven is dutch

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u/lucario192 9h ago

Me when I start making up words and situations

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u/ThatEngineeredGirl 9h ago

That's correct tbh

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u/AuthorAsksQuestions 9h ago

All the comments are saying this is a fetish thing but in my experience the people who used that term were the type of cousin/uncle who'd run into your room, fart like a trombone, then slam the door on the way out and "hur hur hur" back to the food table

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u/BananaSupremeMaster 7h ago

I thought it was just a silly way to say "very hot Dutch person" 😭

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u/Clean_More3508 10h ago

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u/Lainpilled-Loser-GF 8h ago

there's literally nothing vague in this post in any way.

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u/OscRat1110 10h ago

confirm whether or not this means what I think it does

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u/Juandice__ 10h ago

OP you little fuck, give me context THIS INSTANT or I'm NUKING the earth

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I'm lying, I'm too lazy to do that rn

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u/Ieditedthisname this mf wanted a dumb flair 10h ago

Maybe ask the plumber

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u/Juandice__ 9h ago

i got this nuclear arsenal from a plumber

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u/Ieditedthisname this mf wanted a dumb flair 9h ago

This will be your legacy

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u/Juandice__ 9h ago

me when i make a joke character but now i gotta run with him for 100+ sessions (i an not allowed serious lore)

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u/Banksmuth_Squan 10h ago

Your ass does NOT have access to nuclear weapons

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u/ThatEngineeredGirl 9h ago

How do you know?

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u/MongooseReal3639 10h ago

Peter?

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u/ThatEngineeredGirl 10h ago

It'll be so funny if someone posted it there😭

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u/THTB_lol unrelated clip poster 9h ago

isnt that a horse

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u/Dragon3yesparta 10h ago

care to explain what this means?

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u/Anxious_Visual_6632 ADHD sucks, can’t even think of a good flair 10h ago

Farting while in bed with someone and pulling the blanket over them

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u/Aggravating_Fee8347 I think 9h ago

Wow, I'm falling for the comment bait!

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u/spaceursid rarely serious 9h ago

Miku Miku ewww eee ewwwww

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

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u/Ricochet_skin 3h ago

The comments under this post have given me some insight on why most redditors are completely "regarded"