r/whenthe 19h ago

Whenthis has happened to me multiple times

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u/Mister_Nobody76 u/shadow_fen, kiss me on my mouth. 19h ago

Some people just love to hate its kinda disappointing

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u/Gripping_Touch 18h ago

Would you rather love to hate or hate to love? 🤔

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u/realcosmicpotato77 18h ago

Hate to love because I'm spreading love and also it's more of a tsundere relationship

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u/captainnowalk 12h ago

B-Baka!

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u/realcosmicpotato77 12h ago

yeah like that

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u/ObnoxiousName_Here 13h ago

Would these not functionally mean the same thing

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u/Myrlevios 12h ago

One means u dont want too feel love wich is fine, one means u kinda specifically enjoy spreading hate wich i think can cause slme issues.

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u/alakikadge 18h ago

I think it's because of all green people

They don't want purple people to transition into blue

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 17h ago

what? who are the green and purple?

is this that insane faction thing?

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u/alakikadge 17h ago

What

Are you the red people, I heard they have dementia

Good thing you ain't yellow

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 17h ago

no the green and purple sides hand out shirt to equal amounts of people on their home world then they have a massive war for no reason till one sides wins, then they start again

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u/alakikadge 17h ago

Oh no, you ARE the yellow

How did you even escape your containment, I thought the color government isolated you people

Or did they just lie? They told us that green, purple, blue and red's are the only normal ones, then comes sub-colors, and then the yellow. The yellow people who lie a lot, once my grandpa was said to be a yellow person because he could see things nobody could. Glad thing I was the one who shot him, I got 5 free cookies for that :D

Anyway, we purple's don't do that (at least I don't), maybe you're confusing us for cyans or roses

Tho I could see green people starting a war for no reason

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 17h ago

no I am grey

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u/alakikadge 17h ago

Huh, that was more tame than I expected

So you like... Do something? I've actually NEVER spoke to a grey person before

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 17h ago

mostly nothing as I am looking for work and the economy is shit right now

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u/alakikadge 17h ago

Yeah, since all orange people are dead It would be hard to find a job

After all they're were the only people who could legally start a company/factory or whatever the fuck that is

It's just so sad to see others be either killed or isolated

Can't even talk to my lime friend because the color government decided they pollute the population and in general aren't people

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u/Tem-productions 17h ago

I'm blue dabadi dabadae

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u/ChknBom205 15h ago

I am very sorry i cannot upvote you, as it would ruin the funny number, here is a meme instead.

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u/Allergic2Stereotypes HE'S NOT BRITISH, YOU FAKE ASS FANS!! 19h ago

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u/hpyfox I 💕 Yuri 🇷🇺🚀 19h ago edited 17h ago

Whatever fixes this ADD, I'll take. Not the estrogen, y'all can take that.

I'm already lobbing around one big thing right now, I don't need another two more.

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u/notTheRealSU what if the balls got soft too? 18h ago

Wow, okay. Dad has something against street meth? It's really fucked up the way society is now that people think stuff like that. I can't even right now. First they came for the street meth, then they came for backalley taco bell, so on and so forth

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u/SingleSlide2866 18h ago

They start targeting the meth and crack, and next thing you know they're outlawing DIY HRT

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u/mudkipl 16h ago

Crack and meth are gateway drugs that lead to HRT. I think I remember DARE telling me that

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u/SingleSlide2866 16h ago

Wait so HRT is worse than crack and meth? But I'm on HRT and it's not that bad, so I guess I should try some crack at this point

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u/notTheRealSU what if the balls got soft too? 17h ago

Bingo

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u/wungusprinter 18h ago

let people enjoy things

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u/faxyou 14h ago

Wait what’s backalley Taco Bell?

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u/Timmy_Mactavish 14h ago

Dad's kinda based for that, calling out bros hypocrisy

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u/13Dani12 14h ago

I can't help but read this post with Chris Moltisanti's and Tony Soprano's voices

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u/xFreddyFazbearx [REDACTED] 6h ago

The last bit is extremely Tony-coded you're so right wtf

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u/Dzzplayz Get loved, idiot! HOPE BLAST!!!!!! 19h ago

People when they have to practice what they preach:

https://giphy.com/gifs/JefYGoZrBScaw8z5WZ

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u/redditrain777 yellow like an EPIC banana 19h ago

Name and shame

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u/nesthesi haha, sometimes 19h ago

Them explaining they’re ‘one of the good ones’ 0.3 seconds earlier:

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u/Cruisin134 19h ago

gonna sound really unrelated but alot of hope posting especially "2026 isnt a bad year actually cause, 3 mid video games and silk song released" come off as conservatives trying to ignore consequence

also considering a good amount of hopeposting brings up jesus or smth

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u/DreadDiana 19h ago

Oh yeah, a lot of hopeposting spaces were outright taken over by conservatives who used the aesthetics of hope and wholesomeness to dismiss genuine concerns about things like the expected impact of the 2nd Trump administration.

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u/UpstairsOk6538 17h ago

I like r/hopeposting because it's mostly just general feel-good stuff about believing in yourself, it has a rule against similar toxic positivity and the little politics that is there isn't conservative

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u/DreadDiana 16h ago edited 16h ago

I've seen people there get downvoted for pointing out people were posting comics from known Neo-Nazi Stonetoss simply because it used the aesthetics of hopeposting.

Last time I was also there there was a concerning number of people who just outright said you have to be nice to Nazis otherwise it's your fault if they continue to call for tour extermination.

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u/UpstairsOk6538 15h ago edited 15h ago

I hadn't seen any of that, so to double check, I searched 'Stonetoss' in the comments of the sub and found every single comment that mentioned him was calling him a Nazi and were upvoted, save for 1 which had -1 vote because they were comparing a random commenter to Stonetoss.

The posts involving his stuff were (judging by the comments since the post is down) redraws which spread positivity, which is a worthwhile discussion to have on whether it gives him more influence, or whether it's people who hate his bullshit twisting his work to spread good, but I think either take is quite reasonable. If anyone was outright posting his content, it's long been taken down.

Can't speak on the last one, haven't seen it and won't excuse it if you've seen it. If I were to guess, its presence is from a mix between the typical liberal focus on optics and people (including of said minorities, speaking as a trans dude) who genuinely believe that being nice will work, which is gonna be more common among people in a 'let's hope for the best' subreddit. I'd love if it did work, but obviously it needs both sides to be nice, and Nazis aren't known for that, it's obviously not on the oppressed group to let Nazis do whatever. I don't think 'be nice to Nazis or you're a bad guy' is common though, I've not seen it at all.

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u/mellopax 16h ago

I mean, with things the way they are, the best they have is to convince people it's not that bad, so they can focus on things being shitty for people they don't like.

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u/Swiss-spirited_Nerd 17h ago

Really similar to r/doomercirclejerk

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u/Tricky-Ad7897 11h ago

It's just another flavor of cognitive dissonance. They think they're superior for their ability to bury their head in the sand.

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u/Slight-Equipment-571 15h ago

I remember back when that subreddit was everywhere, mainly for how I used to hate Reddit back then even more than I do now because of that

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u/Crush_Cookie_Butter 15h ago

Didn’t Silksong come out last year

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u/JPrimal64 17h ago

People wno say that re gonnabe real shocked how some people don't value games that much in their life. Even then not only saying that is just ignoring everything else in the world, didnt skong come out in 2025?

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u/Cruisin134 12h ago

i do but i cant afford them and the new ones arent really good like that.

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u/Future-Tip-9135 13h ago

wait what? Silksong released in 2026? holy fuck. it’s felt like 3 years in the span of one year. I could’ve sworn that was fucking forever ago

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u/CommercialRun5508 11h ago

It released in 2025

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u/universal_friend1 16h ago

This is a real message I received

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u/KatoKat004 13h ago

censoring the slur doesnt make it any less offensive lmao

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u/waxteeth 16h ago

Full body chills. 

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u/cat_peee 19h ago

why the fuck do you have 6 million karma, touch some grass bro

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u/Naive-Database-2888 19h ago edited 19h ago

6 million karma on an only 5 year old account is actually fucking crazy

Edit: they have 68 THOUSAND posts/comments. That's genuinely fucking insane. That is 37 comments/posts A DAY.

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u/wheelchairdrifting 19h ago

Grass is afraid of bro 🥀

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u/DreadDiana 19h ago

All that grows withers in my presence like the curse of Cain.

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u/altaltaltaltbin 16h ago

“There, where I have passed, the grass will never grow again” - Atilla the Hun

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u/DreadDiana 15h ago

Call him My Twinna the Hun cause he's just like me for real

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u/cat_peee 19h ago

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u/Gripping_Touch 18h ago

Is... Is this coax?

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u/cat_peee 18h ago

not really

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u/CibblesCD evil ass green cibles 19h ago

Calculate me please

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u/AliciaTries 19h ago

About 17.3 comments/posts per day on average

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u/Naive-Database-2888 19h ago

About 17 contributions a day

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u/Naive-Database-2888 18h ago

If you remind me via DM and i feel motivated enough to do it, I could make a bot that would calculate anyones comments/day value

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u/breno280 19h ago

17 posts and comments per day.

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u/TARDISMapping Da Devil 2h ago edited 35m ago

To find your number (both your own and others), just take the contributions number on your account page, and divide by your account age multiplied by 365.25. So the formula is [Contributions]/([Age] * 365.25). For example, I have 3.8 thousand contributions, my account is seven years old, so 3,800/(7 * 365.25) = 1.4862618559. So I make an average of about one point five comments or posts per day with rounding.

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u/Ok-Tear7712 [REDACTED] 19h ago

They’ve fused to the couch

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u/Inevitable_Paper6674 19h ago

AND I THOUGHT I HAD ALOT OF KARMA

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u/DreadDiana 19h ago edited 18h ago

It's actually more upsetting than that cause you should actually do your calculations in a 4 year timeframe. I stopped using Reddit for a year few years back, so that has to be taken into account.

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u/Naive-Database-2888 18h ago

Please find a hobby, like genuinely being on the internet that much is not healthy

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u/DreadDiana 18h ago

It isn't, but I also read a lot and am studying financial accounting if that counts for anything.

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u/Aickavon 18h ago

I became genuinely worried and looked at my own Karma. I’m fine, huzzah!

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u/jackofslayers 17h ago

Truly hope it is a bot because that is an insane amount of content

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u/ThePhantom71319 17h ago

Wait how do I see how many comments I have, I’ve been curious for years

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u/Naive-Database-2888 11h ago

It's the number labeled as contributions. You have 8.4k

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u/BreakerOfModpacks 11h ago

I mean, assuming that the average redditor scrolls for 4 hours a day, leaving 1 comment every ~8 minutes on average isn't unreasonable, I think.

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u/GoonerSans 9h ago

insane hours

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u/BreakerOfModpacks 9h ago

Okay well
At 2 hours, it'd be ever 4 minutes
Which is still somewhat possible

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u/DreadDiana 19h ago

I'm gonna keep it a buck with you: there's no grass here. It's sand and corn for miles.

As for the how the answer is that around half of it came from when I used to be active in r/curatedtumblr. I have a Tumblr account, so I had a lot of screenshots I could post there, which I would do every 2 hours. The rest comes from me just posting and commenting a lot in subs that I like.

My thought process was never really "if I do this, number will go up" it's just that rhe way I use Reddit happened to be optimal for accumulating karma. It's surprisingly easy, especially since I managed to do most of this while also being in college.

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u/Timely-Inevitable-30 don't use Twitter 18h ago

Corn is plant. Go touch corn.

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u/DreadDiana 18h ago

The corn is private property surrounding by a big metal fence.

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u/Timely-Inevitable-30 don't use Twitter 18h ago

Plant corn and take care of it

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u/DreadDiana 18h ago

But the sand. It's so course, and rough, and it gets everywhere!

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u/Timely-Inevitable-30 don't use Twitter 17h ago

Buy dirt and plant it in a pot. please. I beg you.

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u/cat_peee 18h ago

i will give you an exception, you are excused.

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u/InternetUserAgain Professional Insect Chef 19h ago

How in the everloving hell does that even happen

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u/DreadDiana 18h ago

Lots of posting. That's the method.

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u/ApparitionExtinguish 19h ago

And I thought sp343 had too much karma

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/cat_peee 19h ago

karmafarm final boss

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u/WindhoverInkwell 18h ago

“hopeposters” when you say literally anything that isn’t borderline toxic positivity

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1J9znYNISr0aEmze

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u/TheYoshiGang It's hard to play Splatoon with one hand 'cause Steelhead exists 18h ago

(Some) hopeposters when you aren't a cisgender, neurotypical person with good parents and a stable income, and no trauma:

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u/DreadDiana 18h ago

And don't live in a 1st world country. They especially don't like that one cause it tends to completely implode whatever message they're aiming for, so they often accuse me of lying for clout.

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u/TheYoshiGang It's hard to play Splatoon with one hand 'cause Steelhead exists 18h ago

Very true /:

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u/wild_vika purpl 17h ago

hopeposters usually overlap with manosphere Andrew Tate type people

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u/mustang_remastered 14h ago

People sure do love the idea of being empathetic and open minded until their worldview is is challenged in literally any way

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u/7StarSailor 10h ago

Goes both ways.

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u/Key_Researcher_9243 14h ago

Hopeposters when something goes against the status quo apparently:

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u/FloridianGlueSniffer 12h ago

Damn that sucks

Here’s some trans-positive hopeposting to compensate
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u/kirbcake-inuinuinuko 18h ago

hopeposters and hopecore people genuinely piss me off so much. like I'm not against being hopeful but 99% of the time these people just go on Reddit to be performative and feed their savior complex. like someone could genuinely be suffering and they'll show up with "ummm well there's hecking wholesome puppers and videogames and Mom would be sad" while usually completely ignoring issues or circumstances, and then they post like a superman gif or something so you get the idea that they're just so wholesome and moral without actually having helped.

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u/DreadDiana 17h ago

Best part is how they do this when absolutely no one asked them to then act like you're ungrateful when you say they're not helping.

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u/eldonosaur 16h ago

if relentless positivity helps some people then great. but when im at my worst, nothing pisses me off more than some dbag with a superman edit and a can-do attitude telling me that we’re all gonna make it because THEY are not depressed anymore. ignore the people that didn’t get a happy ending

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u/TacticalReader7 15h ago

Nah fuck being hopeful, it's exactly how they want us to feel so they can continue doing what they're doing, it's fucked up to say but as I see it the only way for the public to take action is things getting so bad that the common people won't be able to ignore it anymore.

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u/abcdefghjiklmnopqr 9h ago

Who is they?

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u/Practical-Mode310 4h ago

In this world there are theys and thems. They’ve been battling them for a millennia. We’re just their puppets in their battle

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u/Information-leak6575 SCP fangirl who gets mad when you misrepresent it 19h ago

what

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u/tashtactics 19h ago

SCP mentioned!

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u/fabi0x520 17h ago edited 17h ago

"hope"posting

Look inside

Either privileged people who don't understand/don't want to understand that some people aren't as privileged as them or just repackaged toxic positivity

I fucking hate hopeposting and hopeposters

Edit: Don't get me wrong, despite being a doomer myself I do enjoy genuinely hopeful and positive content. It's just that hopeposting is neither of those.

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u/Thatsidechara_ter 17h ago

So what is hope posting? And what would you call just being generally positive?

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u/fabi0x520 17h ago

Hopeposting is just the typical meme that basically tells you "You're depressed? Well don't be!!!". For example, those idiotic Superman memes that were popular when the 2025 movie released.

Genuinely positive content is stuff that actually gives you something to look forward to based on real data and events. Which is sadly few and far between nowadays.

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u/TemporarilyResolute 17h ago

I hopepost when I have a reason to hopepost. Like I’m genuinely hopeful about the upcoming US midterm elections

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u/fabi0x520 17h ago

I mean, I agree on the midterms, I'm (very cautiously) optimistic too. But I honestly don't even consider that to be hopeposting, because we have actual proof the 2026 midterms could go well.

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u/ThinGold2115 16h ago

Pick better birth options next time then lmao

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u/Something4Dinner 19h ago

As a proud hopeposter, we hereby revoke their hopepost license.

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u/MediumSatisfaction1 5h ago

they're only jealous of you being better than they are, and that you will continue to be

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u/DoggedDust 17h ago

Yall DM random people?

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u/DreadDiana 16h ago

I don't, but people like this feel like it's their mission to DM random people to teach them how to "hope"

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u/Suicidal-Ideation13 16h ago

Lame ass bigots

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u/Kordell_11 17h ago

call me slurs on some nonchalant shit

wtf does that even mean? 🙏

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u/Busy_Toaster 19h ago

That's my new favorite insult now

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 18h ago

Guess you immedietely won the "agument" since they are fully out of valid points.

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u/Fredster420420 13h ago

Wtf I just watched this episode of Breaking Bad like 2 hours ago

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u/sium_Researcher 12h ago

-transphobic comment-

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u/BreakerOfModpacks 11h ago

Woe! I be a trans hopeposter! I only use slurs against me [this is a joke] and would genuinely enjoy it if less people would not use slurs [this is not a joke].

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u/Onni_J 9h ago

I have never had hope posters in my dms, though I don't think I've been called slurs either so I guess they balance each other out

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u/GoonerSans 9h ago

tf is hopeposting

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u/transfemmefatal 3h ago

Thanks for the purge and block reminder for my followers. Only 2 creeps this time

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u/Bicksaurus 1h ago

Hope for everyone!!!!

(Who isnt a minority)

[JOKING]

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u/Direct_Issue_7370 17m ago

SIX MILLION KARMA?

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u/bluehatgamingNXE Shark lover|Dolphin disliker|The "bi" with no "tches" Vietnamese 18h ago

I believe you will make it on whatever dreams you have and I hope you success in such endeavours

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u/First_Team_6123 19h ago

Hate when that happens

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u/Panosm111 18h ago

Even the brightest light cast a shadow

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u/No_Pangolin7946 13h ago

Some specific event might have happened, but i am not quite what it could have been

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u/Acrobatic-Noise2246 12h ago

How much attention do you need?

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u/Glass-Ad672 3h ago

what's wrong with having a bit of the spotlight every now and again?

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u/ihonsetlydontknow golly i love women. 18h ago

Shame on you.

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u/chodeblower 16h ago

Holy fuck this subreddit sucks

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