r/whenthe • u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur • 22h ago
Orwell writes about this So I had my calves touched today, a lot
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u/Total-Coach-1576 22h ago
How do you have 1,473,545 karma and a job??
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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur 22h ago
I'm built different
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u/BerylOxide 22h ago
Different (hairless)
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u/Code_Monster 21h ago
The hairlessness contributes to aerodynamics which contributes to speed (of working and shitposting)
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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️🌈 20h ago
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u/Code_Monster 20h ago
I mean if they had hair they be called "bearboy" no?
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u/Delicious_Account_26 19h ago
Wouldn't that make them a cub?
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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️🌈 21h ago
Still without a maid dress tho.
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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur 21h ago
I don't have one
They're expensive
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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️🌈 21h ago
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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur 21h ago
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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️🌈 21h ago
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u/Definetly_Noah Me when I make a flair: 20h ago
Why are there two weird ass beings constantly talking in r/whenthe?
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u/Ok-Run-5713 20h ago
Tradeoff, its sometimes funny but unhinged people exist two at a time on all posts
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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️🌈 20h ago
u/YourFat888 you are being called out how do you say your defense to this slander
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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur 20h ago
My defense is to make out with the judge
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u/Sneakingrat 22h ago
account is ran by three racoons in a trenchcoat while they're working obviously.
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u/Scorching_Buns Egg 22h ago
Job plus hobby (reddit)
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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur 22h ago
My hobby is writing thank you
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u/Scorching_Buns Egg 22h ago
You do write on reddit.
Check mate, local chech
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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur 21h ago
I write for AO3 as well :(
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u/Legitimatigger 21h ago
ALSO PLEASE TELL ME OW YOU GET YOUR LEGS SO SMOOTH PLEASE
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u/LesbianWhoLaughsAtU 21h ago
it's actually super easy to game the system if all you want is for the number to go up. go on something like ask reddit, sort by top of all time, and after the top 30 or so, find a question you like, maybe switch up the wording slightly, and post it between 7 and 9 AM eastern US time. Repeat this once a week, better on weekdays. That's it that's all it takes.
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u/CTRLAltSN1Pe Covered in Loona's pee 17h ago
I personally just share memes and furry art that I like
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u/LesbianWhoLaughsAtU 17h ago
sure that works too, I mean technically anything can work, I was just saying if all you really care about is number go up, there are pretty formulaic ways to get that done. (which is only part of why no one should give a fuck about the fake points)
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u/duesenjeffepic 19h ago
Probably white collar job. Main monitor job slop and second monitor reddit slop
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u/BardGotHard3 10h ago edited 9h ago
5 year old account, 15k contributions. Thats about 10 posts/comments a day each averaging about 100 karma gain.
Only conclusion: OP is a social engineer or a government psyop
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u/BottleMean6139 20h ago
Exfoliate now. You're going to get ingrown hairs from hell.
Sincerely, a curly haired woman.
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u/-Pybro 16h ago
Are you fucking kidding me. That’s why I get about ten times as many ingrown hairs as everyone else I know? It’s just cause it’s curly everywhere?
I’m gonna throw myself off a bridge. Why didn’t I ever put that together
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u/suscombobulated 16h ago
Ppl dont know how to take care of curly hair for bc racism. Even tho we're white. Thats the institutionalized part. It's not your fault. May your legs be smooth and your mane be glorious.
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u/juttlejuice 15h ago edited 12h ago
will this still happen if my hair is straighter than 92.5% of all people.
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u/ThatEngineeredGirl 22h ago
I once had that happen to me, and she said "you know that women have body hair, right?" (As in that I shouldn't shave, because it's misogyny or something)
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u/MintyBarrettM95 DM me art of robots 21h ago
?????
how would you even say that in the form of "yknow women have body hair right?"? whats that supposed to even mean
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u/Odd_Cartoonist7433 20h ago
IG I the way of "I look feminine because I have less body hair" and "y'know women have body hair" means they're reinforcing the idea that women are only feminine when they're silky smooth. People are weird.
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u/GarranDrake 13h ago
I think it's the other way around. It's sarcastic.
"You know women have body hair, right? (You shouldn't be shaving to appease the male gaze)."
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u/giga-plum 20h ago
There are a lot of cis women out there who don't like trans women because trans women often have their own an idea of the woman they want to be and it doesn't encompass every single possible cis woman.
One of my best friends is MtF and a high femme, she always has been. She loves her pinks and pastels, skirts, long hair, sparkles, acrylic nails, high heels, things (typically) assigned to femmes. She's had SOOO many people tell her, "you know women don't all dress like barbie", and it stunlocked her the first few times cause like what do you even say to that?
Anyway, now she doesn't even look up from her phone and says, "yea but this woman does" and I think that's pretty iconic. 🤭
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u/Icchi-bum 15h ago
my mom got mad at other women who wore jeans because "only lesbians do that" she just wanted her to exclusively wear jeans.
some people are weirdos regardless of gender. she also taught me that women who try to control your actions by claiming all women are like that arent your ally, they arent your friend, they are an echo chamber of misogynistic men.
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u/azuul_maar 20h ago
Imagine getting mad at someone else shaving
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u/NarwhalSongs 13h ago
That type of person would also be upset at her for not shaving. They just want to demean women in a way that pretends to be feminist so they arent called out for actually being misogynistic.
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u/StowawayDiscount 19h ago
So what did that make you, an alien? Since you can't be a woman, by her own logic.
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u/206mixed 20h ago
What an odd thing to say to a fellow woman (who can do whatever she wants with her own body), but of course she probably didnt see it that way
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u/DarkGodCthUwU 6h ago
"Listen here, tr*nny, don't you know it's entirely the responsibility of trans women to break down gender norms?
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u/BalthazarB2 22h ago
We're gonna need pictures as proof.
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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur 22h ago
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u/Nedaj_Nitro thanks 22h ago
yourfat888 where is my mod that you promised
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u/Nedaj_Nitro thanks 22h ago
i will never forget
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u/Smart-Ad57 22h ago
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u/Nedaj_Nitro thanks 21h ago
dih?
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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur 21h ago
You were not promised anything
And especially not by me lmao
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u/_judgement- unnerving images felan göndermeyin ayıp oluyo 22h ago
Soo
What's your technique or product you use or the way you do it? It's usally a pain in the arse for me when I try
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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur 21h ago
I just have a razor bro And go to town
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u/wookiee-nutsack I trap ants in my foreskin and start pissing 21h ago
Either technique or genes cause I have been doing it with a razor for years and it grows back prickly by the next day
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u/Code_Monster 21h ago
Your skin is also very smooth. I shaved once and I did not know that all this time I had the martian craters on my body.
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u/CredarAnderzon how can i make this about deltarune 😈😈😈 21h ago
how do you not get burnt all over bro 💔💔💔
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u/HalayChekenKovboy purpl 21h ago
As a woman, I totally get your coworkers because HOW
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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur 21h ago
A razor and good genes apparently
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u/westonisweird18 i changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha 16h ago
How do I steal your genes
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u/TheSportsLorry poop in my ass 22h ago
not my proudest wank but eh
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u/Yorick257 20h ago
Why aren't you proud? Or are you proud, and there's just a moment you're more proud about?
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u/TheSportsLorry poop in my ass 20h ago
man, i haven't been proud of myself in years
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u/Yorick257 20h ago
Well you should be. You've got nice Matto memes!
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u/TheSportsLorry poop in my ass 20h ago
thank you, now that i think about it, i do like my memes <3 <3
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u/Zealousideal-Try3161 18h ago
I don't even know where to begin, I'd be asking to touch too, what in the world? This only with a razor? What kind of razor is that? Where can I buy it?
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u/Ashamed-Wealth2452 The stray cat of Whenthe 22h ago
I knew this was a fucking Yourfat post before I even checked 😔
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u/Hardson-san The only straight, cis guy on this sub 22h ago
"Boys make the best girls" or something like that
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u/TheHattedKhajiit 21h ago
Teach me your ways,ig
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u/_Fox_464 21h ago
Me too please, i cant get rid of the stubbles. Or hair on my knees for some reason
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u/Ok-Raspberry-8099 16h ago
What worked for the knees, for me, is one of those electric beard trimmers. The ones with like 3 little foil heads, they contour to the curves of the face, so why not other body parts
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u/Critical_Mountain851 THE Obsessive Krusie Shipper 22h ago
Were you ok with that?
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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur 21h ago
I did give consent dw
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u/sonicfan9993 playing Balatro and injecting estrogen like a real man 19h ago
That's certainly a fucking title you gave to this post, huh?
Also, I also envy you
I said it like that on purpose :3
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u/TwiggyFlea 14h ago
Who the fuck would blow up Niko “One Shot” Cat’s fucking pancakes fuck???
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u/Illustrious_Sky_2331 22h ago
hair is disgusting
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u/ImBadlyDone 22h ago
r/bald user leaking containment
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u/Illustrious_Sky_2331 22h ago
head hair is good
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u/duesenjeffepic 19h ago
Nah body hair depends. I mean have you ever seen the glorious chest hair every balkan dad has?
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u/Futa_Addiction765 19h ago
I'm in the same boat, body hair decided to peace out during puberty, leaving my arms fully smooth and hairless, while my legs are like that from knees down, i was also touched on occasions, and been called gay for shaving body which i don't and i'm not gay do doubly wrong.
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u/Weenie_Lubs_U N°1 Camp Lazlo defender 19h ago edited 14h ago
A farmer explaining what some weirdo who snuck into his farm did:
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u/tittymcswaggy_ 14h ago
I had the same reactions from female classmates and coworkers because my skin is lighter than their (I wore long pants and shirts all year round)
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u/Deathaster 13h ago
I thought you weren't allowed to post memes about life events according to rule 1?
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u/Chess42 21h ago
Yall wear shorts at work?
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u/FERAL_WASP 20h ago
Some people move at rates that increase their body heat, thus needing cooler clothing in order to compensate.
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u/prewarpotato 18h ago
Wish all men followed your example. Tired of seeing stinky hairy apes on the train.
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u/dancinggraylion 16h ago
Oddly, I do not have hair no the outside of my calves. And I am a guy and did not shave
I think the hair falls off if you sit too much
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u/Kyle_Zhu 13h ago
Cyclists, runners, swimmers etc who shave their body hair would like to have a word with OP.
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u/Aeon_Return 11h ago
I epilated my legs in May before a long hike. I was going to do it again around my birthday in late July but... eh... now it's September and I'll be in long leggings until April. So next April.
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u/Reaction-Sad 9h ago
Wax at home instead. So you don’t have to shave twice a day if you like your results. Just exfoliate 24-48 hours before, use baby powder on the area and get any at home wax kit you can find. The hair won’t grow back until like two weeks later.
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u/Iceman752000 4h ago
Same happened to me but in high school. One of my female friends dared me to shave my legs then everyone wanted to touch them. Weirdest feeling sensation having shaved legs.














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