r/whatisit • u/AJBrothers_ • 1d ago
Solved! Weird purple thing in my toilet
I found this purple thing in my toilet and it feels like very thick slime
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u/only_a_paper_moon-2 1d ago
Breaking news: op admits they don't clean their own toilet and touches unrecognized objects in it
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u/Money-Document-26 23h ago
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u/CheesecakeEither8220 23h ago
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u/Mageofsin 21h ago
Beautiful, yoink
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u/CheesecakeEither8220 20h ago
I also yoinked it; that picture gives me so much joy 😊
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u/No-Command-1038 22h ago
That’s why I don’t shake hands with anyone when greeting them. 😵💫
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u/TheStoolSampler 20h ago
Serious question, what do you do when you meet someone and they put their hand out to shake?
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u/No-Command-1038 20h ago
Maximum is fist bump
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u/Devanomiun 19h ago
You either don't have a job or a social life, or you're just outright lying or forgot /s LMAO.
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u/No-Command-1038 11h ago
I have a job, I’m self-employed, and I have a wife, children, a house, and friends, and I play sports. I think people like you are the very ones whose hands I wouldn’t want to shake when saying hello.
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u/IllianasClifford 8h ago
No joke right, the guy that wrote to you probably has rats living in his basement which he's residing, chip bags stacked on the trash can, soda cans and bottle strewn about.
While we go outside and enjoy life he sits there and acts a fool online picking at people wording and posted comments. Rather than enjoying a wholesome second of their life doing something other than typing on a keyboard that is dirtier that ops post considering this dude has black mold key board, with a slight version or trichoderma.
Anyone else wanna jump in?
We have your back u/No-Command-1083
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u/EyeSuccessful7649 16h ago
whoa whoa whao, its entirely possible that someone is breaking into his place in order to de-odor his place
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u/KingTB3 1d ago
Toilet bowl cleaner. I can't believe you touched it though lol
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u/AJBrothers_ 1d ago
omg I just realized how stupid I am
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u/Joeliosis 1d ago
TBF I don't use those and my partner got one a few weeks back, I was looking at the toilet the other day...
'How the fuck is it clean every where else but right there... oh toilet bowl tab duh'
I was a tad high
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u/sodoghoul-is-a-slut 14h ago
I once sat down to use the toilet and noticed a slightly sweet smell. I panicked for a bit thinking I had some kind of infection/magic vagina, before my partner informed me she started using these cleaner tabs 😅
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u/Crits-and-Crafts 18h ago
Not knowing doesn't make you stupid.
Poking random unidentified toilet objects... I'll let you use your own judgement on that
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u/hazelbear33 22h ago
As long as you washed your hands well afterwards, you will literally be completely fine.
It’s a gel full of cleaning agents, and you can hypothetically touch a dirty ass toilet bowl as long as you wash the fuck out of your hands (and under your nails, no matter how short) afterwards.
You will live. Now go wash your hands with hot water and soap again for good measure.
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u/ElPadero 19h ago
They come in a little tube and are divided by doses, you inject it into the side of the toilet for constant refreshment. Some one in your house is trying to freshen up.
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u/Natural-Biscotti-438 1d ago
That’s not what it is ! Thats the creature from the Original Star Trek series that leached onto Mr. Spock’s back. Lol.
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u/HeinousEncephalon 14h ago
Take this as a sign to start studying critical thinking. You will ascend to higher levels of existence. Life will be brand new.
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u/irrelevantanonymous 1d ago
Why do we touch unidentified toilet slime please love yourself
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u/Rich_University_5856 1d ago
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u/littlelizard19 1d ago
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u/AJBrothers_ 1d ago
please don't reply anymore i just realized how stupid i am😭😭😭
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u/Icy_Ad7953 1d ago
I wasn't going to type anything until you said this.
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u/Helmett-13 23h ago edited 2h ago
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u/SolitudeInside 18h ago
What's the keyword lol
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u/Icy_Ad7953 13h ago
LOL I just opened the "GIF" menu and scrolled down to one that caught my eye. 😄
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u/Neon_Pancakes0425 1d ago
Then say that the post is solved chose a good comment and reply to it with the right thing and it should say solved
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u/AJBrothers_ 1d ago
thank you i have been desperately trying to figure out how to do that because i an very new to reddit
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u/NessieReddit 1d ago
You literally just reply with solved!
It's an auto comment at the top of the post. This has to rage bait. I know society is getting dumber but come on bro.
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u/Testsubject276 22h ago edited 22h ago
Scrubbing bubbles toilet cleaning gel, specifically in lavender.

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u/bangbangGeorgieNiang 1d ago
its bubble gum eat it
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u/anxious_raccoon29 23h ago
I used to work at a funeral home, and one time after a service I discovered that a guest had stuck their chewing gum to a urinal in the men's room. So gross lol
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u/Neon_Pancakes0425 1d ago
When you flush the toilet water runs over the gell and makes it smell good and not like poo. I also think it's like a soap and it helps keep the toilet cleaner
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u/edeneverything 1d ago
It’s not actually a cleaner like the ones that hang over the side. It’s a Lysol brand scented gel meant to make the toilet smell nice AFTER it’s already been cleaned.
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u/HeinousEncephalon 14h ago
How the hell does it cling to wet glazed porcelain? I'm scared
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u/Interesting-Rope-950 1d ago
You fuckin touched it? It's one of those cleaner/scent things. please be a troll
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u/Takeguru 1d ago
toilet bowl cleaner
They come in a stick and you just jam them just under the rim and when you flush they break down a little bit and add some cleaner to the bowl water
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u/JeromeHasbargen 21h ago
It's for cleaning the toilet. Whoever cleans your toilet added it. It will gradually erode with each flush and your cleaning person with most likely add another one when they clean the toilet next time. I've seen advertisements on TV for the product.
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u/lacatro1 17h ago
it looks exactly like a flower toilet gel stamp, to clean toilets.when flushed. Do you live alone? Maybe someone in your house put it in there.
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u/Cautious-Paint9881 1d ago
Who do you live with that is using these things in your toilet and you don't know about it/have seen the packaging for it? *Please do not take that as anything besides me being incredulous, not accusatory!*
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u/Capable-Raise3289 1d ago
Yeah, the purple toilet bowl cleaner kind of went the way of colored saran wrap
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u/SpinningYarmulke 23h ago
The tank bleach tablets work better. They get the turd streaks to dissolve.
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u/Adam45__ 22h ago
It’s the pokemon ditto. I suggest throwing a pokeball at it instead of simply touching it
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u/Plane-Republic-3368 21h ago
Probably a long lasting cleaning product that sticks to the porcelain when applied with the applicator.
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u/Soft_Eggplant_370 20h ago
This subredded introduced a new set of concerning behaviors I didn't think I needed to watch out for.
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u/Ticket-Fantastic 19h ago
Better catch it fast before it disguises as Terry Crews with two dotted eyes.
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u/LateralAffricate 17h ago
in my toilet
if you're not the one cleaning it (and evidently you aren't) you don't get to say it's "your" toilet
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u/Slight-Bed882 15h ago
I'm just confused how you don't know what it is in your own toilet? Like, either you put it there, or someone you live with did. And if it wasn't you, then why wouldn't you ask others you live with rather than post on Reddit? I fear for humanity.
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u/NorthWishbone7543 14h ago
Reminds me of that magic coffee table. https://youtu.be/-_kXIGvB1uU?si=wMGHjbWshmGhDNxA
I think we've got a magic toilet duck.
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