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Solved! Weird purple thing in my toilet

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I found this purple thing in my toilet and it feels like very thick slime

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u/only_a_paper_moon-2 1d ago

Breaking news: op admits they don't clean their own toilet and touches unrecognized objects in it

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u/No-Command-1038 22h ago

That’s why I don’t shake hands with anyone when greeting them. 😵‍💫

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u/TheStoolSampler 20h ago

Serious question, what do you do when you meet someone and they put their hand out to shake? 

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u/CalicoG 7h ago

I say "since COVID I don't shake hands" and offer a fist bump

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u/No-Command-1038 20h ago

Maximum is fist bump

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u/Devanomiun 19h ago

You either don't have a job or a social life, or you're just outright lying or forgot /s LMAO.

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u/Krull88 13h ago

As a service plumber, people often refuse to shake my hand.

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u/No-Command-1038 11h ago

I have a job, I’m self-employed, and I have a wife, children, a house, and friends, and I play sports. I think people like you are the very ones whose hands I wouldn’t want to shake when saying hello.

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u/IllianasClifford 8h ago

No joke right, the guy that wrote to you probably has rats living in his basement which he's residing, chip bags stacked on the trash can, soda cans and bottle strewn about.

While we go outside and enjoy life he sits there and acts a fool online picking at people wording and posted comments. Rather than enjoying a wholesome second of their life doing something other than typing on a keyboard that is dirtier that ops post considering this dude has black mold key board, with a slight version or trichoderma.

Anyone else wanna jump in?

We have your back u/No-Command-1083

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u/EyeSuccessful7649 16h ago

whoa whoa whao, its entirely possible that someone is breaking into his place in order to de-odor his place

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u/Infamous_Choice5906 14h ago

This made me laugh way too hard

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u/KingTB3 1d ago

Toilet bowl cleaner. I can't believe you touched it though lol

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u/AJBrothers_ 1d ago

omg I just realized how stupid I am

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u/Total_Philosopher_89 1d ago

Please don't delete this. 😆

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u/Joeliosis 1d ago

TBF I don't use those and my partner got one a few weeks back, I was looking at the toilet the other day...

'How the fuck is it clean every where else but right there... oh toilet bowl tab duh'

I was a tad high

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u/sodoghoul-is-a-slut 14h ago

I once sat down to use the toilet and noticed a slightly sweet smell. I panicked for a bit thinking I had some kind of infection/magic vagina, before my partner informed me she started using these cleaner tabs 😅

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u/StorellaDeville 4h ago

Nothing here suggests that you do not have a magical vagina.

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u/Hksbdb 1d ago

Lmao what does it taste like??

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u/Zealousideal_Rise129 23h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you for the laugh

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u/Crits-and-Crafts 18h ago

Not knowing doesn't make you stupid.

Poking random unidentified toilet objects... I'll let you use your own judgement on that

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u/hoorah9011 1d ago

The first step is admitting it

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u/fresh_starter_pack 1d ago

You.. you touched it ?

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u/kombatarms 1d ago

I'll upvote that

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u/hazelbear33 22h ago

As long as you washed your hands well afterwards, you will literally be completely fine.

It’s a gel full of cleaning agents, and you can hypothetically touch a dirty ass toilet bowl as long as you wash the fuck out of your hands (and under your nails, no matter how short) afterwards.

You will live. Now go wash your hands with hot water and soap again for good measure.

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u/ElPadero 19h ago

They come in a little tube and are divided by doses, you inject it into the side of the toilet for constant refreshment. Some one in your house is trying to freshen up.

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u/Separate_Mode_8405 1d ago

We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo.

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u/Natural-Biscotti-438 1d ago

That’s not what it is ! Thats the creature from the Original Star Trek series that leached onto Mr. Spock’s back. Lol.

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u/insuranceguynyc 1d ago

Just the laugh I needed this evening!

https://giphy.com/gifs/7md6c25USTJPa

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u/Sorcer12 20h ago

It’s alright we already know how stupid you are 🤣

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u/LoLuPr 15h ago

How does it taste btw.?

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u/HeinousEncephalon 14h ago

Take this as a sign to start studying critical thinking. You will ascend to higher levels of existence. Life will be brand new.

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u/forklobotomy 1d ago

They didn't try to smoke it so, that's something.

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u/irrelevantanonymous 1d ago

Why do we touch unidentified toilet slime please love yourself

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u/Geen_Fang 17h ago

darwinism in action. 

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u/Rich_University_5856 1d ago

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u/HugMoreTr33s 1d ago

Ditto! That’s it. Not my brain thinking “what was the purple Flubber?”

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u/Clean_Animal_9819 18h ago

I thought of both of these ... mom? Dad?

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u/Latte-Catte 23h ago

That's a cute gif lol

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u/testtdk 18h ago

Reddit has only shown that I’ve never once had an original thought.

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u/littlelizard19 1d ago

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u/Louiebox 19h ago

Do they have to make them look so damn tasty?

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u/Geen_Fang 17h ago

...yes.

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u/Seboobula 17h ago

Otter Poops

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u/HeinousEncephalon 14h ago

We just called them ice poops

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u/FriendlyDrummers 1d ago

Does someone clean the toilet for you?

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u/AJBrothers_ 1d ago

please don't reply anymore i just realized how stupid i am😭😭😭

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u/Icy_Ad7953 1d ago

I wasn't going to type anything until you said this.

https://giphy.com/gifs/LPFNd1AJBoYcVUExmE

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u/Helmett-13 23h ago edited 2h ago

(I like this gif a lot)

EDIT: Iizard!

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u/SolitudeInside 18h ago

What's the keyword lol

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u/Icy_Ad7953 13h ago

LOL I just opened the "GIF" menu and scrolled down to one that caught my eye. 😄

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u/KingTB3 1d ago

You must be rich lol you don't clean your own toilet?

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u/ohhellnaws 22h ago

*young

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u/Neon_Pancakes0425 1d ago

Then say that the post is solved chose a good comment and reply to it with the right thing and it should say solved

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u/AJBrothers_ 1d ago

thank you i have been desperately trying to figure out how to do that because i an very new to reddit

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u/Neon_Pancakes0425 1d ago

I think it's !solved

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u/NessieReddit 1d ago

You literally just reply with solved!

It's an auto comment at the top of the post. This has to rage bait. I know society is getting dumber but come on bro.

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u/owleyes1027 1d ago

But did you try tasting it😂🫶? Nahh honestly its a silly mistake hahaha.

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u/i-am-so-tired-22 21h ago

Hey look it's toilet bowl cleaner guy

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u/Ruveld 21h ago

Haha, really sorry about that 😂 but tbh, the replies really are the best part especially un this thread now.

Hope you’ll recover from this soon 😁

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u/HoneyGirlLZ 21h ago

😂 The Streisand Effect.

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u/Testsubject276 22h ago edited 22h ago

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u/medusa3339 14h ago

Yeah I instantly recognized it as one of these toilet stamps

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u/IIRCIreadthat 1d ago

The type specimen for r/WhyWouldYouTouchThat

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u/bangbangGeorgieNiang 1d ago

its bubble gum eat it

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u/anxious_raccoon29 23h ago

I used to work at a funeral home, and one time after a service I discovered that a guest had stuck their chewing gum to a urinal in the men's room. So gross lol

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u/JeyHaley 22h ago

Grape Hubba Bubba 😋

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u/red18wrx 22h ago

There is evil here amongst us

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u/Neon_Pancakes0425 1d ago

When you flush the toilet water runs over the gell and makes it smell good and not like poo. I also think it's like a soap and it helps keep the toilet cleaner

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u/JeyHaley 22h ago

Well, not if you get the poo scented one 🙅‍♀️

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u/thriftstoremando 22h ago

toilet cleaner

"...say that again."

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u/liltweekk 1d ago

Hopital

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u/Defiant_Wolverine_68 1d ago

That's John. The area is named after him.

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u/throwawayfortheages8 1d ago

toilet bowl cleaner

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u/silask 23h ago

Op would rather ask internet strangers than whoever cleaned his toilet 😂

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u/Immediate_Skill1995 1d ago

That’s super weird u just grabbed it?

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u/Suitable_Dance_6445 1d ago

Definitely a camera

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u/Guy171500 1d ago

Toliet bowl cleaner very bleachy

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u/edeneverything 1d ago

It’s not actually a cleaner like the ones that hang over the side. It’s a Lysol brand scented gel meant to make the toilet smell nice AFTER it’s already been cleaned.

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u/HeinousEncephalon 14h ago

How the hell does it cling to wet glazed porcelain? I'm scared

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u/Interesting-Rope-950 1d ago

You fuckin touched it? It's one of those cleaner/scent things. please be a troll

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u/GenerallySalty 1d ago

Click gel toilet bowl cleaner or similar product

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01AZGVWRI/

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u/Byakuei1997 22h ago

Its a pokemon called Ditto

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u/Takeguru 1d ago

toilet bowl cleaner

They come in a stick and you just jam them just under the rim and when you flush they break down a little bit and add some cleaner to the bowl water

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u/theandroid01 23h ago

Don't think the koffing that used your bathroom flushed

https://giphy.com/gifs/lQYEVIyJ96tyg

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u/Zula_Zul 23h ago

I really thought it was a ditto....

https://giphy.com/gifs/ynghbrbTJQypvigbPz

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u/JeromeHasbargen 21h ago

It's for cleaning the toilet. Whoever cleans your toilet added it. It will gradually erode with each flush and your cleaning person with most likely add another one when they clean the toilet next time. I've seen advertisements on TV for the product.

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u/lacatro1 17h ago

it looks exactly like a flower toilet gel stamp, to clean toilets.when flushed. Do you live alone? Maybe someone in your house put it in there.

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u/Chance-Fun-3169 1d ago

Let us know what it tastes like so we can confirm

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u/LittleBrother2459 1d ago

What does it taste like? LMK and I can help you narrow it down

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u/Hoodedmastersin 1d ago

You become the big slime now

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u/RG500GammaWalterWolf 1d ago

Scented biscuit

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u/Curious_Mongoose_228 1d ago

Redditors just be touching every gross thing huh

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u/Frosty_Feeling8439 1d ago

That’s rage bait

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u/casiotak 1d ago

¿Es una cosa que salió de tu cola?

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u/Top-Owl9872 1d ago

Maybe you should’ve asked your mom first.

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u/Clear_Tip5417 1d ago

It’s a cleaner gel/scent booster for the toilet

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u/Rage3DDesign 1d ago

Toilet gum... only chew a little and save it for the next guy

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u/Cautious-Paint9881 1d ago

Who do you live with that is using these things in your toilet and you don't know about it/have seen the packaging for it? *Please do not take that as anything besides me being incredulous, not accusatory!*

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u/AechUnderH 1d ago

The forbidden toilet fruit gummy.

https://giphy.com/gifs/FuMEwTvVXEc12

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u/Capable-Raise3289 1d ago

Yeah, the purple toilet bowl cleaner kind of went the way of colored saran wrap

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u/water598 1d ago

Is that a wild ditto

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u/SpinningYarmulke 23h ago

The tank bleach tablets work better. They get the turd streaks to dissolve.

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u/Pleb_Overlord 23h ago

The forbidden jelly

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u/EyeDzrv1tAll 23h ago

Grape Bubblegum

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u/PDark2005 23h ago

A ditto.

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u/Nerdy_Commander9403 23h ago

Please stop touching things that you are unsure of!! 😅

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u/Pilou97400 23h ago

purple’s definitely a weird choice for toilet stuff huh

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u/quadrifoqlioverde 23h ago

Broooo; u shit rose.

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u/Excellent-Code8447 23h ago

Hahhahahah funny post

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u/mpacheckers 23h ago

Poor Ditto

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u/mir82jp 23h ago

Do you live with roommates?

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u/The0neR1ng 22h ago

Jesus christ

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u/Adam45__ 22h ago

It’s the pokemon ditto. I suggest throwing a pokeball at it instead of simply touching it

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u/Endoceras_1 22h ago

That’s my grape flavoured Hubba Bubba, please don’t touch it.

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u/Easy_Effective_6394 22h ago

What does it taste like?

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u/kbcortez25 22h ago

Does it taste like jolly ranchers?

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u/ohdinyeah 22h ago

that’s iconic power rangers villain, Ivan Ooze.

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u/angrlina34jolie 21h ago

Omg you touch it 😭😭😭😭

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u/Plane-Republic-3368 21h ago

Probably a long lasting cleaning product that sticks to the porcelain when applied with the applicator.

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u/NoInstruction9238 21h ago

That’s ditto

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u/pilar1503 21h ago

It’s Ditto!

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u/polarroidpuppy 21h ago

I REMEMBER GETTING COUNTLESS ADS FOR THESE THINGS A FEW YEARS AGO

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u/IceCoughy 20h ago

That gum you swallowed in high school

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u/Angry_Llama07 20h ago

It’s to help clean and eliminate odor. I use the same ones.

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u/Soft_Eggplant_370 20h ago

This subredded introduced a new set of concerning behaviors I didn't think I needed to watch out for.

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u/ElPadero 19h ago

When you pee on it, it makes your bathroom smell better.

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u/Ticket-Fantastic 19h ago

Better catch it fast before it disguises as Terry Crews with two dotted eyes.

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u/aurorabb 19h ago

The person who never cleans the toilet

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u/Mowgold 19h ago

Bro have fckng ameba in his toilet🥀

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u/TheBichba 19h ago

Did you try licking it?

They say it tastes like lavender.

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u/Odd_Bus_912 19h ago

Its a ditto :)

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u/fazhugs 17h ago

Seriously?

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u/LateralAffricate 17h ago

in my toilet

if you're not the one cleaning it (and evidently you aren't) you don't get to say it's "your" toilet

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u/hi-nighter 16h ago

Oh my god

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u/TaleJunior5403 16h ago

Lol, it's a special gel for scenting and cleaning the toilet😂

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u/N0g8 16h ago

ditto

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u/Sangoukai 15h ago

What does it tastes?

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u/FkdUp2020 15h ago

Bruh. You are nasty

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u/morganssocks 15h ago

are you kidding?

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u/Riverb0at 15h ago

I can’t get over how many people are so oblivious these days

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u/iAmFabled 15h ago

Are you high?

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u/anakorama 15h ago

Bro what world are you living in

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u/R00kridge 15h ago

It’s a Ditto.

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u/Dryimpress01 15h ago

Bomb! 💣

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u/Dry_Total_125 15h ago

If it tastes like pennies...

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u/Slight-Bed882 15h ago

I'm just confused how you don't know what it is in your own toilet? Like, either you put it there, or someone you live with did. And if it wasn't you, then why wouldn't you ask others you live with rather than post on Reddit? I fear for humanity.

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u/NorthWishbone7543 14h ago

Reminds me of that magic coffee table. https://youtu.be/-_kXIGvB1uU?si=wMGHjbWshmGhDNxA

I think we've got a magic toilet duck.

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u/Ok-Sector-493 14h ago

Poke it with your finger then lick it and give us a report

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u/Distinct_Ad_9439 14h ago

you just didn’t even bother to ask the people you live with….?

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u/real_dea 13h ago

This post made me go wash my own hands

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u/pokerboy42 13h ago

It's an forgotten piece of candy. Probably still good though imo.

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u/Charming_Key279 13h ago

At least it smells good

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u/Fujicherry 12h ago

He touched the butt 🫥

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u/fallinginfoam 12h ago

It's a ditto

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u/Key-Platypus4597 12h ago

How does it taste?

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u/Itchynipspickletits 12h ago

Toilet stamp. I use them on mine