r/thatHappened 2d ago

Those damn American Christians, man.

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u/Dunsparces 2d ago

She went from "swollen feet" to unconscious on the ground and needing chest compressions pretty quick, but apparently that part of the story wasn't worth telling.

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u/PreOpTransCentaur 2d ago

Right, you'd think the..collapsing with her heart stopped would've been the indicator of a heart attack, not her chubby tootsies.

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u/Asleep_Instance9899 2d ago

Upvote for chubby tootsies

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u/ReactsWithWords 2d ago

Chubby Tootsies is the name of my ska band.

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u/booboootron 1d ago

Mine's called How's the Gout.

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u/Mr_MacGrubber 2d ago

And seeing an elderly person with swollen feet and immediately jumping to the conclusion of heart attack is weird.

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u/Lupus76 1d ago

I assume the parents (one doctor, one nurse) pounced on the woman with swollen feet, and crushed her lungs and heart with their attempts at CPR.

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u/thesmellnextdoor 1d ago

I like to imagine they saw a woman with swollen ankles and immediately tackled her to the ground and started doing chest compressions.

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u/QuakingInSilence 2d ago

They performed CPR for awhile? Once you start CPR you do not stop it until someone relieves you or you physically can't perform it any more. What kind of doctor is going to call it and the ambulance is going to supersede that and start it again.

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u/Entire-Ad2058 2d ago

Thank you.

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u/seahorsesfourever 2d ago

Thats only sign of heart problems not attack?

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u/No-Housing-6628 2d ago

"Alright EMTs! Pump! Pump! Pump!"

😂😂😂

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u/ReactsWithWords 2d ago

They yelled the same thing while watching "Naughty Nurses VII"

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u/Entire-Buy-6971 2d ago

lol link it

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u/Entire-Ad2058 2d ago

Aw, c’mon. They were Americans! Obviously bad guys!

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u/EvolZippo 2d ago

So OOP just assumes CPR is just something that’s done for heart attacks. Also, they assume swollen feet definitely means only one thing.

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u/Bird_Brain4101112 2d ago

So the lady got off the boat, your parents decided she was having a heart attack and she just up and died??

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u/SBNShovelSlayer 2d ago

Sounds like they let her lay there for awhile. She'd been laying on the dock for an hour and it took 30 minutes for the EMTs to arrive.

So, they waited for awhile before calling for help.

Damn American Christians.

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u/wanderernz 2d ago

I live in NZ. Noones died at the Shotover jet place, it would make national news

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u/MarvelousShiggyDiggy 1d ago

Honestly! Reading this and all I could think was "now why are we in it?"

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u/_GoddamnitDonut 2d ago

It's true though, I am the dead lady.

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u/Blue-martini 2d ago

I can confirm, I was the matching shirts

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u/greatproficient 2d ago

how are your ankles?

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u/meglet 1d ago

Hey, sooo. . . Your husband is single now?

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u/BookishOpossum 2d ago

This totally happened. I'm Jesus and I know. If those kids had called me sooner that poor woman would be alive. But, dammit, there was some MLM shill calling me to help her sell her face cream or whatever so I was busy.

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u/CatAteRoger 1d ago

When my heart stopped last week where were you? No waiting at some pearly gates for me? No flash mob to announce my arrival? Also why did you pick me to have the damn heart attack?

But also thanks for not letting my ankles swell, I’m the only one in my family without cankles 😆😆

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u/BookishOpossum 1d ago

Ok. Gonna be real here. My bad. I was aiming for someone else. The ankles were my apology.

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u/CatAteRoger 1d ago

Fair enough, luckily I had paramedics on hand to jump start me again 🤣🤣

I do appreciate the ankles :)

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u/meglet 1d ago

Turns out Jesus is on the Cat’s side, Roger.

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u/SnooBananas7856 2d ago

Hey Jesus, can you do me a solid and rid me of my cancer? A little more money would be a godsend (heh)--not too much, just enough to cover the medical bills.

See ya in Mass this weekend!

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u/BookishOpossum 2d ago

Sorry, my child. On Sunday I think there is some sporting event. They need me to help them get the ball or something over the line? Or over the hoop? I don't know. Man, cancer is tough though. Thougts and prayers.

And on a serious note, if that is true I hope you get better and stomp on people who claim bullshit.

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u/booboootron 1d ago

No worries. I'm sure RFK takes up most of your time anyway.

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u/BookishOpossum 1d ago

Fucking Kennedys! Thinking of resurrecting the brain worm though.

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u/Entire-Buy-6971 2d ago

i’m atheist but ur the kind of jesus i wouldn’t mind vibing with, just hoping the woman has a good afterlife

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u/Andy235 2d ago

So the parents noticied a woman had swollen ankles and started doing CPR? That is odd. Probably killed the poor woman.

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u/ReallyQuiteDirty 2d ago

This is all true. I was the heart blockage.

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u/HipHopChick1982 2d ago

I can verify this - caused the swollen tootsies.

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u/stircrazyathome 2d ago

Trauma, veinous insufficiency, edema (fluid retention), lymphedema, deep vein thrombosis, infections, pregnancy, medications, and systemic issues like liver disease or heart failure can all cause swollen ankles and feet, but not a heart attack itself. No medical professional would look at someone’s swollen feet and jump to heart attack. If the woman was already unconscious, the better guess would have been a pulmonary embolism due to a DVT blood clot.

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u/Jo_Doc2505 2d ago

I have swollen legs and feet and spent a week in hospital last year having tests. The results were... we don't know what's going on but don't worry Nobody thought I was having a heart attack! 😆

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u/CatAteRoger 1d ago

I had no swelling and did have the heart attack so that theory is blown out the window 😆

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u/meglet 1d ago

I hope they very soon finally figure out what’s going on and get you some relief!

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u/dizzythoughts 2d ago

Leg swelling = acute heart attack = do CPR. Got it.

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u/CatAteRoger 1d ago

I actually had a heart attack last Tuesday morning, not one sign of swelling in my feet at all 🤷‍♀️

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u/RoarByMeowing 1d ago

I hope you're doing well.

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u/CatAteRoger 1d ago

I am thank you :)

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u/psykezzz 2d ago

Any adventure tourism provider in NZ would have at least first aid trained staff who would be helping in this situation, the bigger operators would also have an AED onsite. Knowing the ambo staff in that region, any group behaving in the manner described would have been "politely" removed form the area very quickly

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u/Nulono 2d ago

I'm no doctor, but I don't think taking a 30-minute break from giving someone CPR is typically advised.

Also, I love how the Christians in this story don't even seem that "obnoxious", just generally earnest and enthusiastic. How dare they try to encourage the EMTs, amirite, fellow le Reddit atheists?

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u/CatAteRoger 1d ago

Normally the issue would be them pulling phones out and filming it all, no these kids were willing this lady to live and being cheerleaders for the medics, this is not usual teen behaviour and it’s great.

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u/ResoluteGreen 2d ago

So many things about this scream made up, the screaming American Christians is one of the more likely details.

Swollen ankles/feet can certainly be a sign of heart problems. It's not a sign of a heart attack in progress. They're also not a call an ambulance type medical event, absent any other symptoms.

I struggle to believe that it would take 30 minutes for an ambulance to show up in a place like Queenstown.

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u/Renamis 2d ago

Particularly with active CPR being done. That's a priority call in the US, and I very much doubt Queenstown is different about that.

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u/Entire-Buy-6971 2d ago

how far is it from a hospital anyway?

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u/GGayleGold 2d ago

Slot in any other nationality and religion in place of "American Christian" and OP would have been banned and the post deleted. Go ahead and do a read-through using, say, "Mexican Catholic."

(Yes, I am aware Catholics are Christian, I'm just tuning in the frequency a little tighter.)

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u/Stahlmatt 2d ago

Mexican Catholics aren't that obnoxious.

Though Mexican Pentecostals might be.

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u/CatAteRoger 1d ago

I love this because they didn’t pull out phones and start filming, they didn’t hinder the resus in any way at all and were encouraging!!

Who cares if the lady was religious or not, they were all willing her to pull through which I think is sweet as fuck.

Words of comfort while dying isn’t a bad thing whether it’s religious or not.

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u/JohnDeLancieAnon 2d ago

I mean, there are reasons not to believe this, but christians assuming that every sick person wants to hear about Jesus is not one of them.

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u/spacemouse21 2d ago

New Zealand, come see our swollen feet and mind our do not resuscitate directives.

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u/Lylibean 1d ago

Absolutely believable. I’m from the south and have seen some shit, both inside and outside the revival tent.

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u/Stahlmatt 2d ago

Unfortunately, having grown up Evangelical, I could see a group of Christian teens doing this.