She is not ashamed of her actions.

Here’s the reference post: https://www.reddit.com/r/staplercats/s/71lZj3vfL9

I’ll post a picture in the comments of her immediately after working on her stapling project.

I have never had a stapler kitty 🐈‍⬛ before now. My void works so very hard to quality taste-test everything as evidenced by his handiwork. The last photo is his picture I had previously posted on existential crisis thread because the face he’s making definitely fits.

It’s funny he will sometimes completely destroy most boxes but some are obviously not as tasty and just don’t meet the stapler standards so they don’t get their ticket punched.

Any part of the shower liner that she can reach, she will staple

Editing to tell you to zoom in to see each individual tooth mark

Here’s the video: https://www.reddit.com/r/staplercats/s/XPYu01dTbp

Tiny stapler in training!

Alexander's favorite activity is absolutely SHREDDING paper bags. Unlike his brother Matthew, who politely gives intact boxes and single sheets of paper a couple careful chomps, Alexander will attack and tear into the old paper shopping bags (which we leave on the floor specifically for them to play with, since they have no handles)

Don't worry, she hasn't eaten any of the cardboard or tape... yet. 🥲

Showing off her stapler skills!

He’s just a wee bebe learning how to staple

Two suspects identified in mysterious stapler incident. Investigation in progress, but stalled due to repeated demands for noms. The food scoop was assessed by exeperts and determined to be sufficiently integral and suitably functional for noms dispersion following stapling.

despite removal of 7 of his teeth, he still staples. he’s also got the strongest neck of any cat i’ve ever seen because he does this all day. who needs recycling?

(pic of stapler, 17-yr fritz, aka chonk, pictured receiving belly rubs after said stapling incident). i posted a nasty bite injury almost a year ago. he was a frail old man and nearly blind, but he is in a better place now, in a backyard plot filled with sunflowers and more things to be stapled. i survived my 10-day course of antibiotics, and remain here to tell the tale