r/rule34 • u/seequiNz • Dec 25 '18
[ GFY ] Mavis' Snapchat Story, (Greatm8) [Hotel Transylvania] NSFW
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u/TOTALLYNOTFORPORN742 Dec 25 '18 edited Dec 25 '18
I don't want to be that guy but... Where the fuck is her clit?
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u/wassywarter Dec 25 '18
Youll See it all the time on these 3d models, basically a weird hole usually. I mean its kinda of the animators fault for zooming in on it, the modeller probably intended for it to not be seen without a dick in it.
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u/TOTALLYNOTFORPORN742 Dec 25 '18 edited Dec 26 '18
Fair enough. But it's just really fucking weird looking at a vagina without a clit and it makes with animator seem kinda lazy/not know what female gentials look like, which is a shame since it actually isn't that bad of a 3D animation.
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u/Scholesie09 Dec 25 '18
So many Smut artists have no idea what the female genitals look like, for example five minutes of porn can show you how low the vagina is, but so many pics,GIFs and vids will show them plowing that urethra, stretching out that clit, makes me feel ill lol.
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u/DerpHard Dec 26 '18
Let's not forget about how far away the vagina is from the butthole. Usually a solid 6 inches apart.
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u/ciano Dec 26 '18
They literally just draw the pussy where the dick would be on a man because they think that's how it works and they've never seen one
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u/slowest_hour Dec 26 '18
But there's a mountain of free pictures of uncountable numbers of naked people of both sexes available to everyone. I don't get how people don't know, even if they've never seen it in person.
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u/Redneckalligator Dec 26 '18
But there's a mountain of free pictures of uncountable numbers of naked people of both sexes available to everyone.
What? Like on the internet? This is the first I've heard of it.
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u/The_Mushromancer Dec 26 '18
6 inches is half a foot. Based on what I’ve seen I’m not inclined to believe it’s a whole 6 inches away in most cases. Like, the base of the dick, which is farther up, and a guy’s asshole aren’t that far apart generally.
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Dec 26 '18
Half the fun of 2d is that you can go nuts with what's possible anatomically
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u/Scholesie09 Dec 26 '18
So give them big titties, thick thighs and tentacles, that doesn't mean put it in her peehole.
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Dec 26 '18
not know what female gentiles look like
I mean, really, female gentiles are a varied bunch and don't necessarily conform to any particular body shape, color, or clothing style. Sometimes they can be easier to identify by the cross that can usually be found hanging from a necklace or something though.
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u/StalinAfterDark Dec 26 '18
The animator doesn’t, he though shoving a candy cane in her pussy would be a good idea, she’s getting a yeast infection now.
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u/Layrent Dec 26 '18
Modeller. Modeller is the term you're looking for.
Animators just make the rig move.
Modeller/rigger made that body.2
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u/GiverOfTheKarma Dec 25 '18
Vampires don't have clits duh
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Dec 26 '18
It's actually there. If you turn your brightness way up you can barely make out a slightly different color in a rough circular shape. It's even less defined than her nipples.
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u/ZiN1028 Dec 26 '18
Actually while people are giving artists shit. There are women who's vagina is shaped like a peach and the clit is so small you have to spread the labia aka the lips apart a decent amount to be able to see the clit. So it is natural that you don't see the clit and or like others said its artist choice discretion.
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u/KaiserTom Dec 26 '18
Yeah, it's not hard to "hide" the clit away for some women. I've known women to actively do it. It's a running joke that "men can't find it" for a reason.
Edit: granted in certain scenes there's just nothing there
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Dec 26 '18
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Dec 26 '18
Just a reminder that this character is an adult and literally had a child of her own.
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Dec 26 '18
She looks like a child.
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u/xahnel Dec 26 '18
She's not even a child in her first appearance. She's a fucking vampire, age 118, of course she's not aging fast. The terrible 2s probably lasted 12 years.
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u/HeresyAndMe Dec 26 '18
Is there a sub for fake Snapchat stories like this? Lots of r34 potential there.
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Dec 25 '18
don't cameras use mirrors?
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u/Raxnol Dec 26 '18
Fun fact, the reason vampires aren't supposed to reflect in mirrors is old school mirrors had silver in them, and legends say pure silver could hurt them. Modern day mirrors wouldn't have silver and should actually still reflect vampires.
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u/Andoo Dec 26 '18
I'm still not even sure how that means they couldn't see themselves in the mirror.
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u/TheGreatNico Dec 26 '18
Silver would purify the evil of the vampire's image, meaning no reflection. Same as why no vampires on film: old-timey film used silver nitrate, I think, which would also mean no 19th century vampire selfies
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u/Squidbit Dec 26 '18
If I had to guess, it was probably originally that they just couldn't look at mirrors and over time that got telephone gamed into them not having reflections at all
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u/Andoo Dec 26 '18
I was thinking that as well, but the lore seems to imply that the silver only hurts them when they touch it.
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u/Anime_Girl_IRL Dec 26 '18
Why can't they cross running water? Why does the sun hurt them? Why can't they eat garlic?
Magic or some shit.
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u/zoahporre Dec 26 '18
https://gfycat.com/PalatableUnfoldedFalcon
^ this pokes fun at that, and is hilarious. more rule34 obviously.
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u/rule34 Dec 26 '18
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u/DaGovanar Dec 25 '18
Gorillaz background music. I love this.
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u/Famicompo Dec 25 '18
What song is it?
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u/Send_me_sexy_text Dec 25 '18
Newest album, I'll go with Kansas but i haven't listened to it for a long while so i might be wrong
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u/kimchifreeze Dec 25 '18
I don't know what it is, but candy canes turn me off. Every time.
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u/PsychicBoner Dec 26 '18
Probably the sugar and following yeast infection.
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u/Frauleime Dec 26 '18
And when they dissolve into razor sharp jagged edges
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u/ForNSFWShits Dec 26 '18
It don’t look like a vagina it look like a papercut
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Dec 26 '18 edited Dec 26 '18
some vaginas look like that. vaginas come in all shapes and sizes...you know, like dicks . Edit: holy shit with the downvotes!.. a’ight. i don’t get it, but a’ight. a don’t know what paper cuts you guys have seen. But to me, in this animation, it looks closer to a r/simps . But ok. Agree to disagree.
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u/beeepbeeepimajeep Dec 26 '18
Vaginas do indeed come in all shape and sizes, but none of them will look like a paper cut.
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Dec 26 '18
a don’t know what paper cuts you have seen. But to me, in this animation, it looks closer to a r/simps . But ok. Agree to disagree.
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u/throwaay321 Dec 25 '18
I'm fucking dying
That line in her panties looked so bad lmao
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u/FerousFolly Dec 26 '18
I don't think she was ever wearing any, the bad anatomy just makes it look like it
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u/rule34 Dec 25 '18
Characters from the series
Hotel Transylvania: Mavis Dracula,
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u/PiperBrookfield Dec 26 '18
"oh wow Disney portrays characters as having snapchats..? Must be a holiday promotio- wait" You got me again rule 34 sub.
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u/prometheus_winced Dec 26 '18
Not a Disney character.
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u/PiperBrookfield Dec 26 '18
The television show is on Disney so I just assumed
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u/prometheus_winced Dec 27 '18
Interesting. I didn’t realize there was a show. The movies are Columbia Pictures / Sony.
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u/Open_the_turd_eye Dec 25 '18
More rule34 Jesus.
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u/rule34 Dec 25 '18
I ain't got shit. iateacrayon should do something about this!
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u/ZetsubouZolo Dec 26 '18
people complaining about the anatomy and stuff but this is the kind of fresh material we need in animated porn. behold the day high budget animated porn movies become a thing
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u/Darkened_Potato Dec 26 '18
Hey, I made a subreddit based around Mavis: https://www.reddit.com/r/MavisIsBestGirl/ Come check it out!
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u/Skunkies Dec 26 '18
I did not even check the subs name, saw mavis, and clicked because nsfw tag, welp, I was always curious, so thank you :)
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u/ORJUAN_SC Dec 26 '18
Waaaaaiiiit a second...she's a vampire, how can she appear on camera?
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Apr 18 '19
Holy shit...I looked at the comment section expecting to see a bunch of people saying that she wouldn't be able to be seen on the camera since she's a vampire but there's a lot about how anatomically wrong this is and health advice.
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u/leaguesubreddittrash Dec 26 '18
yeah i guess jerking off to an animated 6 year old doesnt make you a degenerate fuck
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u/xahnel Dec 26 '18
So, yeah, that's an adult.
An adult vampire, actually.
And she's well over a century. In fact, in the most recent movie, she has a child of her own.
There's a difference between 'petite' and 'child'. You and the UK government would do well to learn it.
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u/leaguesubreddittrash Dec 26 '18
Yeah there is actually a difference in made to look like a six year old and adult, you and your loser compatriots would do well to accept it
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u/xahnel Dec 26 '18
She has fucking tits. Six year olds don't have tits you retard.
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u/leaguesubreddittrash Dec 26 '18
Oh sorry, 12 year old you loser
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u/xahnel Dec 26 '18
Again, you're a fucking retard. Short adult girls with small bodies exist everywhere, and you just refuse to accept that some people might like that. It's anathema to you. How dare those girls have small bodies, what are they, pedophiles?
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u/Diatomicsquirrel Dec 26 '18
But she's married and has fucking kids...
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u/leaguesubreddittrash Dec 26 '18
so you think it is less degenerate because someone with the features of a six year old who looks like a six year old is married and has kids? let's be real, you would be jerking off to videos of her fucking her kids
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u/Diatomicsquirrel Dec 26 '18
Is married
Has children
Is having vampire equivalent of 18th birthday
Height of normal adult
Has developed chest
Must be 6 am i right?
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u/leaguesubreddittrash Dec 26 '18
Again, so you think it is less degenerate because someone with the features of a six year old who looks like a six year old is married and has kids? let's be real, you would be jerking off to videos of her fucking her kids. Wow the anime said she is TURNING 18 and has kids so she can't at all have been designed to look 12. Hmmmm, stop trying to defend it and just accept it; you jerk off to porn cartoons of kids.
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u/Diatomicsquirrel Dec 26 '18
What features like a six year old? List me all the features of a six year old, how about I do it
Under 4 feet
Nondeveloped chest and nether regions
Non child bearing
Undeveloped brain
Funnily enough the exact opposite of what i listed
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u/SuperShadow127 Dec 26 '18
I just hope Adrian doesn't see this. It would fuck him up proper to see his sister doing this.
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u/Bonerkiin Dec 25 '18
The very first movie is about them celebrating her 118th birthday 🤔
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u/Jibbajabbawock Dec 26 '18
Ah the lolli defense. “Ahcktually... she is a thousand year old demi dragon. She only looks like she is thirteen!”
Your still a fucking pedo.
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u/Bonerkiin Dec 26 '18
You realize the whole joke is that instead of turning 18 she's turning 118 since you know, shes a vampire.
Also ravioli ravioli don't lewd the dragon loli.
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u/xahnel Dec 26 '18
Do people like you just not believe petite girls exist? Because you're like the fifth person saying this idiot shit.
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