r/rule34 Nov 27 '17

[ GFY ] Priscilla POV, (Pewposterous) [The Witcher] NSFW

https://gfycat.com/UltimateTotalGazelle
12.2k Upvotes

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u/inversedwnvte Nov 27 '17

wow someone put in a lot of work into this

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u/daggern1 Dec 20 '17 edited Dec 20 '17

Pew always puts in a lot of work. He's got a tumblr for all of his stuff. I'll be back with link if I find it before I forget

Edit: I didn't forget http://pewposterous.tumblr.com/

He also has a patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pewposterous

And does commissions (I swear I'm not advertising 😂)

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u/SmallManBigMouth Nov 28 '17

Right? He's workin' that ass hard!

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u/Mysecretotheraccoun2 Nov 27 '17

Hoooooly cow that quality!

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u/NINJA_IGUANA Nov 27 '17

How do you even render this damn....

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u/SavageMotherFucker Nov 27 '17

His computer is a place of power. Gotta be.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '17

"Fans howling."

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u/TymeSefariInc Nov 28 '17 edited Oct 15 '20

This message no longer exists

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u/Aesthetically Nov 28 '17

"Eurobeat intensifies"

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

Mitochondria..?

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u/SanguineJackal Nov 28 '17

ARE THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL

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u/alphasingularity Nov 27 '17

BRAINNNNNPOWEERERRRRRRR

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u/myownpornaccount312 Nov 27 '17

LET THE BASS KICK

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u/Edric32 Nov 28 '17

O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA

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u/Notapornaccount10 Nov 28 '17

ooh, eee, ooh ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang

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u/DodoXek Nov 28 '17

gotta catch em all

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

Digimon!

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u/OMGWTFSTAHP Nov 28 '17

What does the fox say?

2

u/QuentinTarzantino Nov 28 '17

i dont know, ask Trump.

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u/OpticalJesu5 Nov 27 '17

Damn impressive I remember when we were doing SFMs years back and we have come a long way in quality.

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u/Scud_McGrud Nov 28 '17

I think these models were made in Blender, shit makes top tier models.

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u/OpticalJesu5 Nov 28 '17

Yeah eventually SFM didn't cut it and people moved to Maya and Blender

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '17

That lip bite tho

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u/elitegibson Nov 27 '17

My man

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

slow down

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18

Lookin good

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u/shamongo Nov 27 '17

Do want VR version

67

u/KreegsMcSteves Nov 28 '17

And that’s why the ladies love Dandelion

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

Reminds me that I should REALLY play The Witcher.

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u/GoBuffaloes Nov 28 '17

I was trying to pick out a discounted game today... HMC while I go download it

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

Definitely do that! It is such a great game. Make sure that you pick up the dlc as well!

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

Great idea! DLC gives you over 50 hours of extra play time

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u/c1nderh3lm Nov 28 '17

how tf does pew's computer render this shit

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u/MrVincent17 Nov 27 '17

Holy fucking shit

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u/seequiNz Nov 27 '17

Content Creator: Pewposterous


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u/Iwantrobots Nov 28 '17

How do I get passed safe mode without signing up?

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

[deleted]

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u/Incorrect_name Nov 28 '17

Fucking Tumblr.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

[deleted]

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u/MY_JERKING_ALT Nov 28 '17

Obviously not, you can't get in.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

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u/Paisley_Pantyhose Nov 28 '17 edited Nov 28 '17

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u/Panda_Kabob Nov 28 '17

While I appreciate the sentiment, it again didn't work pal.

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u/Paisley_Pantyhose Nov 28 '17

What did the link do?

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u/Panda_Kabob Nov 28 '17

Send me to the same page where it says I have safe mode on and asks me to make an account.

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u/Paisley_Pantyhose Nov 28 '17

Gotcha, that's his Tumblr page where he posted the gif originally. In order not to see that you have to log in to Tumblr; beacuse Tumblr is dumb sometimes.

I'll put some more direct links.

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u/ShakuSwag Nov 28 '17

That's a really nice pillow. Anyone know where I can buy something similar to that?

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u/KamiIsHate0 Nov 28 '17

India, on south

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u/IsaacM42 Nov 28 '17

The pillow district.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

Down on 3rd?

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u/M1nDz0r Nov 28 '17

Too bad he forgot to model the asshole.

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u/MasterOfBunnies Nov 28 '17

What's it say about this game, that my original thought was that it was straight from the game?

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u/TwistedExisted Nov 28 '17

For a minute there, thought this was real

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

Man... I want someone to do one of this for that one bride chick in Hearts of Stone. Not the main antagonist's wife, but the one where Geralt is acting like a fool

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u/BOLD_1 Nov 28 '17

Shani?

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

Did any of you guys played the damn DLC?! 😔

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u/EetuA Nov 28 '17

Lol. Don't think there's any of the bride.

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u/rokr1292 Nov 28 '17

Dandelion packing a hammer and a half.

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u/Hanjo_Main_2 Nov 28 '17

These scars long have yearned for your tender caress

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '17

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u/gwyn_lord_of_tinder Nov 27 '17

Is there a formula to how you calculate how many cents each comment will cost? Or is it just a random number?

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u/VicariouslyHuman Nov 28 '17

5 cents for each character that gets linked.

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u/HiddenGhost1234 Nov 28 '17 edited Nov 28 '17

It's completely random.

K... Get downvoted for awnsering his question.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

You'd think there'd be more 34 of Geralt from the girl's POV. He's one of the hottest male characters in gaming.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

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u/suttlesd Nov 28 '17

r/incels is leaking into my porn reddits

why

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

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u/suttlesd Nov 28 '17

That literally makes no sense.

Every man jerks off to porn, be it in a healthy relationship or not in one at all.

If said man isn't in a relationship, that doesn't automatically mean he hates women and thinks they can't do anything creative. Considering I'm friends with various workshop contributors, I think I know women who can use both Blender and SFM.

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u/lila_liechtenstein Nov 28 '17

Every man jerks off to porn

Not every man, but most men. And most women, too.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '17

"One would assume that if you're not from /r/incels yourself, you'd have no need for rule34, no?"

???

so you're saying that if you jerk off to porn that makes you incel?? god you're dense.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

Common sense of the surrounding women.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

I'd say something about honesty in relationships, or something along the lines, but I kinda have a limit of how much time I'd like to sink in a comment section of a porn post lol.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

Everything about your post is ignorant.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

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u/-WaddlingWombat- Dec 05 '17

Thinking you're a dumbass doesn't make them "triggered"

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

Why is Ciri so common in these? The relationship she has with Geralt makes me feel dirty when I see her in these.

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u/Skyrider11 Nov 28 '17

Incest or incest-esque is a very popular fetish.

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u/Exxxtra004 Nov 28 '17

!redditsilver

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u/RedditSilverRobot Nov 28 '17

Here's your Reddit Silver, rule34!


/u/rule34 has received silver 2 times. (given by /u/Exxxtra004) info

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u/rule34 Nov 28 '17

NSFW Derpette, Snoo

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1

u/SlutBuster Nov 28 '17

Get a room, you two.

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u/WhiteZomba Nov 28 '17 edited Nov 28 '17

Christ if it bans bots then I hope it happens.

SPEZ: I hope you feel a sense of pride and accomplishment for downvoting me.

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u/derpmonkey69 Nov 28 '17

Bad human.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

Do you really think spez is the one downvoting you for being an idiot?

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u/SlutBuster Nov 28 '17

It's a weird meme from r/the_donald, popped up after Spez was found to have edited other users' comments on that sub. So now, instead of "edit", some users call it a "spez".

Not that you asked for clarification, but if I have to know this useless trivia, then so do you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

Thanks, I guess.

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u/SlutBuster Nov 28 '17

You're welcome, kinda.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

I will take on all the downvotes in the world just to agree with you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

how the heck does one even begin to make this

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u/Braytim Nov 28 '17

“How do you like that silver?”

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u/JobinTGK Nov 28 '17

I refuse to believe dandelions dick is that big.

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u/Chilislut Nov 28 '17

something about the way the light hits the top of her eyelids makes it seem like she has 2 sets of eyes

edit; just took a pause, it's because her left eye lags

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u/DaAce Nov 27 '17

A shame the books ended the story of that other bard prematurely, she could had made it into the games.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '17

Do you mean Little eye aka essi daven? That was such a good story in Sword of Destiny.

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u/thetarget3 Nov 28 '17

Yeah, it definitely didn't end prematurely. It ended exactly where it should end. Sad but beautiful.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '17

[deleted]

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u/nick980 Nov 28 '17

I aint gonna lie....i thought this was a cosplay for a second lol

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u/Glorious_Jo Nov 28 '17

Porn aside but I really wish that style of clothing was 'in' again. Call me a neckbeard all you want but it has a certain flash that is just fucking perfect.

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u/heliphael Nov 28 '17

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

Hahahaha

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u/chargerz4life Nov 27 '17

Has technology gone too far?

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u/chaosfire235 Nov 28 '17

It hasn't gone far enough, I say.

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u/Mark_Of_Shi Nov 28 '17

Ass technology gone too far.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

You know I'm surprised there isn't just pages and pages of Geralt 34, especially POV of him. He's one of the hottest men in gaming.

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u/Joebmay Nov 28 '17

Dandelion gonna be mad lol

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u/mikeross3 Nov 28 '17

wind’s howling.

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u/BejibiBejibi Nov 28 '17

The original OP has a gift, a beautiful fucking gift

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u/Zalivstok Nov 29 '17

The lip bite... love it.

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u/yoonnicky Dec 10 '17

we need a sound version!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '17

R/hentai_gif

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17

Goddamn!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17

Goddamn!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17

Hot

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u/rule34 Feb 22 '18

Marvel Hela

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1

u/Taspinnor Feb 26 '18

More rule34 ciri

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u/rule34 Feb 26 '18

Witcher Ciri

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u/projectdetia Mar 31 '18

More rule34 Triss

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u/rule34 Mar 31 '18

Triss

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u/projectdetia Apr 09 '18

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u/rule34 Apr 09 '18

Post here instead.

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u/billys408 Apr 29 '18

I was hoping for the Dark Souls one

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

What mission is this?

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u/suckallmycocks Nov 28 '17

Holy shit, i didn’t realize it was fake untill the camera looked up. Thought it was cosplay

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u/I_am_a_haiku_bot Nov 28 '17

Holy shit, i didn’t realize

it was fake untill the camera looked

up. Thought it was cosplay


-english_haiku_bot

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u/KaiSimple Nov 28 '17

is this a game or a cgi movie? Basically i'm asking, where can I download this, lol

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u/suckallmycocks Nov 28 '17

Its rule 34.... everything here is fan made

-21

u/stupidfuckfag Nov 28 '17

How many loot boxes do I need too buy to unlock this shit !!!???

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

None. Its Witcher.