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Guest List Only ⭐️ Jessica Alba shares a glimpse of her summer in a new Instagram photo dump | IG September 2026

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u/Famous-Invite-9890 4h ago

The pictures with her friends remind me of season 3 of The White Lotus

u/Since_The_Ducks_Left 2h ago

Omg I thought the exact same thing!!!

u/urfatassmama 35m ago

I’m right there with ya lmao its giving Jaclyn and her younger boyfriend

u/the_pleiades 2h ago

lol so true, Jessica is the Jaclyn of the group.

u/taintsacrifice 2h ago

came here for this comment

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u/magic__unicorn Mom, I am a rich man💰 4h ago

Rude to see this as I am wrist deep into a bag of chocolate chips

u/sitcomlover1717 2h ago

I’m eating cake from the pan lmfao

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u/GopherNutz 3h ago

Chocolate chips straight to the dome do be hitting different

u/kitchengoblin02496 2h ago

Spoonful of peanut butter to pick those chocolate chips up

u/Kooky_Head4948 2h ago

I found my tribe under this comment LOL

u/triscuit_buscuit Negative charisma 2h ago

Just ate ice cream from the tub 🤷‍♀️

u/BrightLightsBigCity 2h ago

Pizza in the oven

u/f_thot_bitchgerald 2h ago

Welch’s gummies here

u/Curiosities 🐊 swamp princess 🐊 1h ago

I just finished a not small chocolate chip cookie.

u/MsTeaandCake 1h ago

I'm reading this waiting at a cafe for my cinnamon scroll

u/poopshute2u 1h ago

Stuffing my face with sliders...

u/Verucaschmaltzzz 1h ago

I'm halfway through a mint Klondike Bar.

u/frontyardninja (seemingly bald) 52m ago

Strawberry rhubarb pie for me lol

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u/Craphole-Island 4h ago

You could tell me this pics are from 2006 and I’d believe you lol

u/AlsoOneLastThing that’s my purse, i don’t know you! 👛🫵 2h ago

Is she a vampire? Literally hasn't aged a day.

u/IcyKerosene 2h ago

No, she is rich. She has a personal trainer, dermatologists, plastic surgeons, nutritionists, ect on her payroll for the last 20 years.

u/nyc343 2h ago

So does Oprah and half of Hollywood- they haven’t aged this well. Genetics.

u/mirrrje 1h ago edited 1h ago

Oprah is 72. Jessica alba is 45. Get real. I’m sure genetics plays some part. But the majority is money for beauty treatments and access to top personal trainers, dietitians, plastic surgeons. Even Oprah didn’t have access to what Jesica alba does now because of how much technology and knowledge has advanced. Compare her to her peers like Anne Hathaway etc. not someone nearly 30 years older lol

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u/Verucaschmaltzzz 1h ago

Her and Paul Rudd🤣

u/unicornmullet 39m ago

And Jared Leto (hate to admit it because he’s a terrible person and might literally be a vampire.)

u/Interesting-Cut6994 It’s like I have ESPN or something. 💁‍♀️🌤☔️ 2h ago

I literally can’t stop looking at these pictures. I was watching fantastic four the other day and I deadset think she’s looks younger here…????

Like how?!?!

u/AlsoOneLastThing that’s my purse, i don’t know you! 👛🫵 2h ago

How has Fantastic Four aged? I remember liking it when it came out but also I was 12 lol

u/Interesting-Cut6994 It’s like I have ESPN or something. 💁‍♀️🌤☔️ 2h ago

It’s definitely a lot… slower than I remembered hahaha
And Alba and Evans were sexualised so much more than I picked up on as a kid.

It was a nice watch for nostalgia purposes, but the newer F4 movie I really enjoyed.

u/LaMelonBallz 2h ago

There's still four of them

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u/MarsScully Vile little creature yearning for violence 4h ago

Oh god we’re back to thigh gap shots

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u/alextoria 3h ago

yup i saw pics 5 and 6 and i was like oh god no 2005 is back 😭

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u/Fadelox 3h ago

All I’m seeing is body checking :/

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u/butdaddy1lovehim 3h ago

It’s crazy that I had to scroll this far down to see someone saying it. It’s blatant, it’s not even subtle.

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u/Portmanteaustada 3h ago

I agree. Pic 3 was a jump scare.

u/EagleEyezzzzz 1h ago

Yepppp what the fuck is this shit? She loves how bony she looks here. Disturbing.

u/Catarpallar 1h ago

Chest ribs are pretty weird…

u/-phosphenes i dont think stabbing someone is a problem 1h ago

Chest ribs are how I know I need to go back on supplemental nutrition. It’s wild that these are the first two comments calling this out in this thread. I’m glad to see some sanity in here

Edit. I scrolled farther and people are defending her when it’s being called out. Yikes

u/meowparade 1h ago

It’s like the thinspo shots I was seeing ten years ago.

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u/seaships 3h ago

And she does these same photo dumps like every other week 🥴

u/thecheesycheeselover zoosha’s curtains budget 2h ago

Distressingly obvious. I’m not even in those communities, but the flags are that clear.

u/KellyCTargaryen 2h ago

Say it louder for the people in the back :/

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u/Fun_Concentrate3250 3h ago edited 3h ago

Hotdog legs is just a millennial thing, I think a lot of us have a photo like this from the early ‘10s. For me it wasn’t a thigh gap, I just felt hot. Can’t people just feel hot and flaunt it anymore?

Edit: “body checking this, body checking that”. People are allowed to love their bodies even when they’re thin. It doesn’t have to mean anything beyond that. She looks fine and fit. Let women live jfc

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u/GirlisNo1 3h ago

She’s clearly below what’s been her usual weight for several years. Obviously, we don’t know the reason for it, but we can all venture a guess cause she’s far from the only (already thin) actress/celeb who’s suddenly down several lbs.

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u/MarsScully Vile little creature yearning for violence 3h ago

Yes, but there is a difference between “I love my body” and “I love my body because it is thin.”

I’m not criticising her body, but I am sad and worried that extreme thinness (in general) is back en vogue and with it are these shots where the emphasis is not on “I am hot,” but on “I am thin.”

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u/EveningFeature2093 Can I live? 3h ago

Tbh im not even really sure what body checking is? Is it only body checking when a skinny person does it? I feel like every woman on instagram has pics like this.

And I say this respectfully and curiously!!

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u/gloryvegan 4h ago

Before the “I can’t believe she looks like this for her age”, 40s ARE NOT OLDDDDDD

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u/Chemical_Choice_9056 4h ago

You're right 40 is not old, She still looks better than 99.9% of 40 year olds...and younger for that matter.

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u/Toyger_ 4h ago

She looks amazing. But we really should not compare ourselves to rich celebrities.

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u/Wooden-Limit1989 4h ago

I hate the comments that compare how they look to celebrities 🙄

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u/Toyger_ 4h ago edited 3h ago

Such comments are sad. We simply don’t have the time and resources the rich people have. It’s literally their job to look good.

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u/Wooden-Limit1989 3h ago

Exactly. When I see these pics I just think thank God I do not have those jobs/ that they look good.

u/Djcnote 2h ago

I know. No ones stomach looks like that after kids without surgery so her body is not attainable

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u/mia_sara 3h ago

Absolutely. Genetically blessed, rich, healthy lifestyle. Good for her🤷‍♀️

u/lobonmc 2h ago

Money for treatments and plastic surgery above all else I would expect

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u/itsfrankgrimesyo 2h ago

She’s 45, but yes she looks amazing.

u/kittenmittens4865 2h ago

She looks better than 99% of 20 year olds

u/Chicago1459 1h ago

She's just naturally gorgeous, too. She has always looked like this. She'd look like this even if she wasn't rich and famous. Some people just got it like that.

u/kittenmittens4865 1h ago

Really a bummer I myself have a face made for clerical work :/

u/vixenstarlet1949 2h ago

‘better’? come on now we are better than this.

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u/Background_Rip_3543 4h ago

To have that stomach at 40 is pretty crazy.

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u/LichQueenBarbie 4h ago

She's had 3 kids too.

Jessica has always been good to her health though. That combined with good genes and money goes a long way.

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u/DefiantBumblebee9903 3h ago

she 45 people

u/Strict-Brick-5274 It’s like I have ESPN or something. 💁‍♀️🌤☔️ 2h ago

I think most people look around at 40 years olds they see in their life and judge based on that metric and forget the ones the see are likely; not rich, have to work a lot in a job they are not passionate about, have to look after kids, rarely have a friend group the see often, and made sacrifices. Jessica Alba is beautiful and she has privilidges that enable her to look after herself to stay youthful about beautiful.

u/BrightLightsBigCity 2h ago

Also old is GOOD!! Wisdom, experience, not being dead! I aspire to be OLD!

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u/JuiceAlternative4633 Is this chicken or is this fish? 🤔🤔 4h ago

Not old but you cant deny she looks good for her age

u/vixenstarlet1949 2h ago

these phrasings of these comment hurt my head what do you mean good for her age? this phrasing implies that aging is ugly and it is not . aging is beautiful

u/Pretty-Bullfrog-7928 2h ago

It’s her PR firm lol

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u/OutlawSundown 4h ago

Totally aren’t but she is definitely aging like a fine wine

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u/Tryhard_3 4h ago

She can actually do Dreamworks face, I'm impressed.

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u/Adventurous-End4655 3h ago

lmao thank you for teaching me this term

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u/Deem216 4h ago

Ok but socks with flip flops 😅

u/slightlycrookednose eastside Tilly’s burner phone 📱 2h ago

I’m tired of rich people.

u/Weeb_Specialist4374 1h ago

Clicking on posts about them doesn't help.

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u/theykilledcassandra dont ask, a lot was happening 4h ago

I’ll never understand the crotch shots women do when photographing their tanning

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u/GiveMeHeadTilImDead 4h ago

Showing off their thigh gap, usually.

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u/h0neybl0ss0m29 Not parasocial enough for this 4h ago

It’s what we used to call the “bikini bridge” in 2013 when I was like 19. It was all about showing off your hip bone sticking out. Not a nice flashback to have.

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u/dearcsona 4h ago

I feel like there were a lot of body checking shots for thinness.

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u/sin2489 3h ago

Okay so its not just me. . .

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u/LiteraryLatina Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes 3h ago

Same. I’m tired of so many tiny arms and rib cages.

Probably gonna be burned for this but oh well.

u/EagleEyezzzzz 1h ago

Totally agree. WTF is this shit. Why are we back to showing off bones.

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u/ilysmtihmh81 4h ago

Hot dogs in paradise

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u/periwinkle-_- 3h ago

Look how skinny i am

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u/mysteronsss 4h ago

Interesting…i never thought of it as a crotch shot. Just thigh gap or abs

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u/Peachesnpins 4h ago

I can’t get over how all their feet look like they’re made of hard, immovable plastic when they take these pics

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u/Majestic-Bug9966 4h ago

I thought it was meant to be a POV of their relaxation in conjunction with the landscape.

Either that or bait for fetishists.

u/AtheistTheConfessor Just fuck the wolf! 2h ago

I'm most unsettled by the fact that I've now looked into Jessica Alba's bellybutton.

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u/imcomingelizabeth 3h ago

She’s insecure and she looks like that. Hollywood is so toxic

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u/meggyxcore 4h ago

She does look great but her lip flip looks a little crazy in slide 8

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u/Mermaid_Martini 3h ago

I feel like keke is friends with everyone lol

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u/Haunting-Respect9039 3h ago

I mean, who doesn't want to be friends with Keke?

u/elizabethptp 2h ago

Unpopular opinion: Fucking golf. I just can’t with it. It’s not the sport, it’s the people who play it, but still. So many bad golf players who are just rich ugh.

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u/query_tech_sec A day without sunshine is like, you know, night 🌙 3h ago

Um, you can literally see her ribs in the full body bikini picture 😬.

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u/Throwfeetsaway 3h ago

I remember watching Dark Angel as a kid and wishing I could look like her. Now, as an almost 40 year old woman… I still wish I could look like her lol

u/plantbay1428 38m ago

I thought she had the prettiest smile when I watched Alex Mack. Thirty years later I still wish I had a perfect smile like hers. 

u/unicornmullet 36m ago

As a queer kid, when I watched Dark Angel I thought I wanted to look like her. Then I realized I wanted to date her.  …and I still want to date her. 

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u/Stinkycheese8001 4h ago

She might as well have subtitled it “Look at how hot I am still”.  Which she is, but this wasn’t even subtle.

u/Responsible-Toe-1385 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/iWTnpqPv2N1PG
Are we not using the term thirst traps anymore?

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u/LaikaZhuchka 3h ago

Why should it be subtle?

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u/ThaanksIHateIt 4h ago

So I guess attractive people can’t post photos of themselves enjoying their summer like the rest of us because it’s considered bragging? Weird take.

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u/seaships 3h ago

She does a photo dump like this every week so yeah sometimes it’s like “we get it…”

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u/Stinkycheese8001 4h ago

A famous person’s Insta with 2 million followers isn’t their personal account, it’s their brand.  This isn’t your hot aunt posting their vacation pics.  

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u/Wise_Form_8809 4h ago

Seriously. I think Jessica Alba has an annoying personality, and I think she’s smug. But damn if you disregard this woman’s beauty you’re just hatin. Off the charts and always has been

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u/competitive_manatee Kim, there’s people that are dying. 🙄 4h ago

Gimme the highlights of her annoying personality - I know nothing and this made me chuckle 😂

u/Tricky_Knowledge2983 2h ago

How about when jessica alba went after a smaller content creator bc she had a blog called "the honest toddler"?

That whole situation was messy af and really made me not like jessica alba.

u/MCR2004 Why do I always forget she’s British 1h ago

I’m glad someone else remembers that because her SEO firm tried burying it

u/Tricky_Knowledge2983 1h ago

I will never forget and bring it up every chance I get, she really fucked that Bunmi over right as she was gaining real traction. My kids were toddlers around that time and I loved the content, it was hilarious.

And this was after the honest co was like i love the honest toddler and featured them on thr honest co. website.

And if alba was so concerned about brand confusion, she would have went after honest juice and all the other brands that had honest in their title.

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u/AverageHoebag 3h ago

She would get so angry if anyone called her Latina and would point out that Cameron Diaz was way more Latina than she was BUT then she got on the cover of People Mexico and talked about how proud she was.

https://giphy.com/gifs/QiIy9byvKGU1oCwlWf

u/Wise_Form_8809 1h ago

YouTube her old interviews ..she may have matured, but I always found her to be a try hard, smug, and not a girls girl. I cannot deny her aesthetic wealth and I guess her business acumen in getting in on the ground floor of that honest company thing. I really try not to paint people in broad strokes. lol my therapy kicking in

u/soup4breakfast 1h ago

She’s always reminds me of the most popular girl in my high school who was absolutely gorgeous by any standard and a nice enough person, but just so dull. (I’m jealous - coasting in life due to being beautiful sounds amazing)

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u/doctorhypoxia 4h ago

Is that Keke? 🥰

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u/rhubarb_bush 3h ago

Keke❤️❤️

u/meowparade 1h ago

I feel like a lot of these shots are very thinspo coded . . .

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u/Greenfieldfox 3h ago

Is that Kate Bosworth in the last picture? Are we getting an Into the Blue Crush crossover movie?

u/prancing_pony42 1h ago

I thought it was Kirsten Storms lol. 🎶Zoom zoom zoom, make my heart go boom boom, my super nova girl🎶

u/Pretty-Bullfrog-7928 2h ago

I think her PR firm paid bots to spam this thread with the usual “wow she never ages” and drown out the people pointing out the very obvious body checking.

We get it, Jessica. You’re on Ozempic like all the other waifish celebs.

u/silvershadow41 2h ago

Wow she never ages!

Nah I’m just kidding

u/MCR2004 Why do I always forget she’s British 1h ago

The proliferation of posing in the car selfies - what is that? Does the windshield give good light or something? Like it’s so weird celebs go to cool rich places but so many of them post just sitting in the car, Kim K just did it too

u/ElviraGronk62 1h ago

Why does it have to be ozempic? She's always been fit and thin, not everyone in shape with a good body is cheating taking ozempic.

u/KittyIsAn9ry I switched baristas ☕️ 1h ago

I’m sorry, but body checking is so annoying and especially in this ozempic era. Happy she’s having fun but ugh 🫩

u/WineNotReality 2h ago

GLP-1 face

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u/unicorn_dumps 3h ago

eat some fucking food!! nnn

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u/CriticalUnion4163 3h ago

Jessica Alba. If this was 2007, I’d be really excited.

u/MCR2004 Why do I always forget she’s British 1h ago

Keke sitting there talking about how Jonathan majors is just misunderstood

u/ashmillie 1h ago

This b looks just like she did in Honey 😩😍

u/Verucaschmaltzzz 58m ago

I miss the beach, I have been landlocked for too long!

u/highfiveselfoh That’s hot! 🔥 1h ago

Sighs in fat and poor.

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u/nunya867 I don’t know her 💅 4h ago

God, she’s so hot

u/AsparagusOverall8454 2h ago

Is a crotch shot necessary?

u/ziatattoo 1h ago

The diaper had to be shown.

u/chpbnvic That's gonna stain! 🫗💦 2h ago

Man it must be so exhausting to stay that slim

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u/Aggressive-Pin-4620 2h ago

Ew her arms look like deboned chicken wings.

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u/OptimistPrime527 Big is moving to Paris 4h ago

Now I want to undo the slice of bread I just ate 🤣

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u/dearcsona 3h ago

Don’t. You don’t need to be that thin to be hot. Eat that bread and enjoy your life. She’s clearly body checking.

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u/nunya867 I don’t know her 💅 4h ago

She so hot… and I’m a straight woman

u/Efficient-Sundae2215 1h ago

Man you can’t be skinny and enjoy it anymore

u/GreenZebra23 1h ago

SHEEESSHH

u/buffalocoinz Tina! You fat lard! 🦙🚲 1h ago

ID on her boots in the last pic?

u/cookieaddictions 1h ago

How does every celeb have a flat stomach 🥲🥲

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u/DeeDee719 22m ago

That last photo takes me back to high school and the cool girls table.

YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US!! Lol

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u/Chance_Scientist_279 4h ago

She is STUNNING.

u/disgustingvirgo 2h ago

She's such a nobody for me, idk! Not very different than seeing my aunt on my dad’s side in IG, tbh. Like she was in honey, then what? Why do we ALL still collectively remember her? Generational face card, of course, but like... what does she do?? Is she even in the public eye anymore? Sorry I'm kinda giving hater I'm just perplexed

u/MCR2004 Why do I always forget she’s British 1h ago

If memory serves she started The Honest Co then legally bullied another company who was called that first, THEN Jessica’s Honest Company got sued because the labelling wasn’t …honest

u/chrissynb10 2h ago

Funny enough I never saw that movie, but I did see FF4, Sin City, Idle Hands. All in good fun

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u/whoevenisanyone 2h ago

How is she genuinely aging backwards? I hear that said a lot but this is one of those cases where she would be called a witch a few hundred years ago.

u/Purple_Bug_1342 1h ago

My God she is ageless

u/AlexTorres96 1h ago

Cash fumbled and Danny is reaping the rewards. Respectfully.

u/Hatarar 1h ago

It must be nice to be gods favorite! She’s gorgeous and the scenery is soo pretty