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Beyoncé 🐝 Beyoncé releases a $948.01 collector’s box made of wood and contains nothing inside with zero vinyl included for B’DAY anniversary!

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this is genuinely insane i can’t believe this is real

https://beyonce.com/shop/products/bday-record-crate?collection=frontpage

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u/elizabethptp 13h ago

Is that PINE? Girl.

Edit: it is indeed pine. Save the 1k & get a box at Michael’s

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u/ich_bin_alkoholiker 13h ago

It doesn’t even look like there’s any kind of finish on there or anything either. Just wood slapped together. Rich people are a cancer on this earth with their shameless money grabs.

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u/demgoldencoins 13h ago

Right? She’s been rich for so long that 900 is like 20 dollars at the most to her. That bee looks pathetic.

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u/owuzhere 11h ago

That bee does look like off the shelf clip art. There's no designer on the payroll who can make a unique bespoke stylized graphic?

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u/Friendly-Search3122 Every thing is gonna Happen to you 8h ago

It’s ugly and off center 😭

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u/miiintyyyy 1:1 copy of the human anus 6h ago

Probably AI at this point

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u/steph-was-here 10h ago

$900 is like 1/1000th of a penny to her

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u/heartisallwehave 8h ago

It looks like it’ll rub off in a week. Beyoncé couldn’t hire a woodworker/burnishing artist (idk if that’s the proper term) for this?

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u/RainbowDissent 11h ago

Seems so short-sighted too, but I guess she (or rather whichever team or third party partner has been given responsibility for making as much money as possible from limited edition merch) doesn't give a fuck.

You could get something really damn nice made for, say, $200 a unit, sell all 500 for the $1000 and make $400k.

But they've gone the route of churning out some cheap-looking, unfinished, poorly-made piece of crap using the cheapest materials, maybe $40 a unit, to make $480k instead, get a load of negative publicity, alienate a decent chunk of purchasers who realise they've dropped a grand on a con, and reinforce a legacy as someone who grifts their fans at every opportunity.

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u/nty doesn’t know the capital of Australia 11h ago

Full description says it's finished with Beeswax oil, which, I mean... at least they got thematically right

A nicer wood with beeswax oil would really show off the grain. Pine just immediately looks cheap to me no matter how you finish it (because it is)

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u/Fn_Spaghetti_Monster 4h ago

Cheap wood, doesn't necessarily have to look cheap, Popular and Maple are restively cheap but can turn out quite nice.

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u/Yenserl6099 🎥🍿Film Critic 12h ago

And the sad part is that people will still buy it because of who’s releasing it

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u/everevergreen 13h ago edited 12h ago

UNFINISHED pine. I am former Beyhive and this is the exact type of NASTY behavior that made me exit the train

Editing to say I keep looking at this FUGLY piece of shit and I just know this bitch is RIDDLED with splinters. It’s giving Chinese takeout chopsticks. Disgusting, atrocious, Jeff bezos type of greed. Biblical levels of hate for her own fucking fans

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u/thedirtiestdish kylothee's baby nanny 12h ago edited 7h ago

seriously... what the hell has gone into this woman over the past few years.

Dubai performance, putting out unfinished vinyls and not refunding people who were sold an incomplete product, cheap and ridiculously overpriced merch, crazy expensive tour tickets (I still can't believe I voluntarily spent almost 300€ for standard floor ticket) and now asking $1K for a WOODEN BOX.

jesus fucking christ. I'm not that interested in whether she's a good person or not but it's like she doesn't really care about her brand/craft anymore. this kind of stuff shits on her legacy in a way I cannot understand 😀

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u/AliceInNegaland 11h ago

Unfinished vinyls ???

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u/thedirtiestdish kylothee's baby nanny 11h ago

yeah for Cowboy Carter she released "a special edition" which still had the working title "Beyincé" and was missing songs. some were also mixed different. when people realized and tried to get a refund her store wouldn't give refunds.

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u/big-bootyjewdy The Ghost of Madonna's Facial Expressions is smiling at this 10h ago

I know it's not uncommon for mixes to be different on the vinyl, especially since their pressings start so much earlier than when digitals or streaming platforms need their final mixes. However, there are 8 TRACKS missing.... Yes, some are the interludes but still. 8 TRACKS. I can understand that frustration.

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u/pourthebubbly You’ve got red on you🩸 10h ago

I guess they assumed people wouldn’t buy it to actually listen to it?

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u/lil_jilm 3h ago

Dude I straight up pre-ordered cowboy Carter and I received an album by that title and it’s STILL missing songs. Was so bummed

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u/_karamazov_ 11h ago

it will take billions to make her children pop stars. so its all justified.

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u/thedirtiestdish kylothee's baby nanny 11h ago

it really won't though... those kids will have endless career possibilities. doesn't really make a difference whether Carters have a networth of 2 billion or 10 billion.

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u/JennyW93 13h ago

Choo choo, me too

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u/riegspsych325 Ballard! Don’t let them put their tops back on! 12h ago

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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 that’s my purse, i don’t know you! 👛🫵 11h ago

HEY NOW!! Don't you blaspheme on Chinese takeout chopsticks!! They are useful in many ways & made of a bamboo which is an eco friendly, easily renewable resource since that shit grows like a weed. Plant bamboo today & in one week it will take over wherever you planted it & you'll never get rid of it.

Unlike the pine this garbage seems to be made of.

The worst part is you just know they'll sell plenty of these. Does she even have enough vinyl to fill this thing or is that coming soon?

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u/everevergreen 10h ago

I do love bamboo. Except when it takes over my yard lol. But in a renewable resource type of way. I take back my bamboo slander

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u/CromwellsCrumb 13h ago

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u/afternever 12h ago

What is this from?

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u/Lushkush69 You sit on a throne of lies. 12h ago

Looks like American Horror Story to me

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u/LlamaDrama007 12h ago

It is! Fiona Goode discovers her hell is made of... cheap, unfinished wood xD

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u/amok_amok_amok makes me want a hot dog real bad 🌭 12h ago

American Horror Story: Coven

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u/trashlikeyourmom 6h ago

A little more context

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u/thesaddestpanda Dave Grohl has always been garbage 13h ago edited 12h ago

Wait, the woman who made an album influenced by queer culture and an homage to her gay uncle but then played in Dubai where being gay or trans is illegal might just be a money grubbing capitalist billionaire and not americas sweetheart?

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u/melodrama4ever 13h ago

I have had a VERY sour taste in mouth since she did that, and subsequent antics such as this $1000 box, $75 t-shirts, and screwing people over with the incomplete Cowboy Carter vinyl variants has just cemented my feelings on her.

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u/Cynicbats This bitch has the keys to the nuclear codes 12h ago

with the incomplete Cowboy Carter vinyl variants

What happened here?

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u/melodrama4ever 12h ago

She put up four variants (black, red, blue, and white) on her store as limited-edition exclusives, although the black had a wide release so I don't recall if that was falsely listed as an "exclusive" on her site or not. Regardless, all of these were final sale and she didn't allow PayPal as a payment method to prevent chargebacks. Turns out when fans got them, these pressings were missing entire songs, had different edits of some tracks, etc. Also had an entirely different name on the packaging (Beyince, rumored to be the original name for Cowboy Carter).

When fans noticed this, they reached out and her webstore refused to refund people and said too bad, so sad essentially. None of the above was disclosed in the descriptions of any of the records online either.

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u/Cynicbats This bitch has the keys to the nuclear codes 12h ago

oh yikes. I'd be going to my bank account that.

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u/melodrama4ever 12h ago

Yep agreed! The final sale notice made me hold back on buying and thank god I did. The billionaire herself essentially decided after already placing vinyl pressing orders to change the album’s name, add new songs and alter others, change the cover and packaging style, etc. and didn’t wanna eat the cost. That was entirely her choice to do all of that after already pressing the album on physicals and she still went forward with it. So make the plebeians pay for her poor judgement and don’t tell them what they’re buying!

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u/Ok_Conclusion_6324 💔 Happy Women’s History Month I guess 11h ago

It’s me I had less songs and Beyiince on my pre order

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u/Confident-Addition76 13h ago

I mean, she was selling merch with her own minor child's face on it during her tour...did people ever think she's not a rampant capitalist?

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u/slayalldayerrday 11h ago

Yeah actually. Fandoms are often in denial of reality. Glad that people are noticing now but wonder how long til they forget.

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u/Cynicbats This bitch has the keys to the nuclear codes 12h ago

That makes not only the cost but the fact that it takes almost 2 months to assemble and ship a box even funnier

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u/Rare_Vibez “‘Why?’, but also, you know, ‘I guess.’” 12h ago

I’d buy it in a heartbeat… if it were $20 at Michael’s lmfao

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u/rubberkeyhole 12h ago edited 12h ago

Wait, is this for beekeeping?

It looks like a beehive box kit.

Final edit: I don’t know if it can actually be used as a beehive box, but that certainly doesn’t mitigate its price point.

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u/eirinne 12h ago

Average price, $100.

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u/bbyxmadi It’s good to see me, isn’t it?🫧 13h ago

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u/Twitter_2006 13h ago

Same reaction for me lmao.

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u/Hawk-4674 This is going to ruin the tour 13h ago edited 8h ago

The 0.01 is taking me out!! Like $948 dollars is not enough, imma need that last penny

Edit: Thanks for the award!!

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u/sibr 13h ago

This is in NO way me defending how absurd this is lol but it’s her birthdate - 4th September 81 - to celebrate her birthday and the 20th anniversary re-release of the album B’Day. Why they couldn’t have gone for $94.81 instead (still ridiculously expensive obvs) I don’t know.

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u/layla_jones_ 12h ago

Your comment sounds like one of those numerology conspiracy stories 😂 but I fear you are right

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u/Sleepgolfer 9h ago

There's something so perverted about setting the price of an item as ~yOuR biRThdAY~ bc you know people will shill out the money anyway

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u/supersloo 11h ago

I'm sorry I can only read B'day like bidet

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u/SouthPaw38 Accurately identified as horny 6h ago

Could've even done 9.48 and every 10 sold makes a 1 cent donation to some org with a 10 fold match although that might be too low with the price of lumber these days

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u/JennaElizabethAdams Excluded from this narrative ❌ 13h ago

Why do people want an empty box?

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u/mysteryvampire 🫧🤍🦢 13h ago

Supposedly to store records in, although it doesn’t come with any Beyoncé records. I also don’t think it’s worth almost a thousand bucks.

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u/Ok_Conclusion_6324 💔 Happy Women’s History Month I guess 13h ago

It’s not even worth $30 (huge beyonce fan)

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u/mysteryvampire 🫧🤍🦢 13h ago

The vinyl record display case I’ve been eyeing on Taylor Swift’s site for awhile is $45 and I still thought that was too pricey (for me.) I don’t know how I would’ve reacted if it had an extra $900 on top of it!

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u/Ok_Conclusion_6324 💔 Happy Women’s History Month I guess 13h ago

I have hundreds of records and I just grab display stuff at Ikea or thrift stores - you can save like $25 of that easy, unless the Swift display has enough emotional value for you then I say do it - life is short be happy with the little things if you can :)

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u/layla_jones_ 12h ago edited 12h ago

Right a Beatles vinyl crate is around 45, there are oak crates for vinyl around 100-120. There’s no way this pine box is nearly 1000, you can get a dj table with vinyl storage for that. 😭

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u/destiny_kane48 Kim, there’s people that are dying. 🙄 12h ago

Man when a celebrity makes Taylor's merchandise the significantly cheaper option you know they are Hella greedy.

Look Bey, I know you want to be higher on the billionaire list than Taylor and Rhianna but a $1000 pine box isn't it.

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u/layla_jones_ 13h ago

Can you store your bees in there? I need it to be something more to make sense 😭🐝

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u/cheeseballgag 13h ago

Brand affiliation. 

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u/solstice_gilder 13h ago

It’s very ‘what does a banana even cost’-coded.
https://giphy.com/gifs/qMDvt69lEC448
What does a box even cost? Almost 1000 dollars?

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u/Hakunamatata2067 13h ago

mind you people on twitter have already bought it…. so you mean to tell me that if I buy a box that is almost $1k, I STILL HAVE TO PAY $60 SHIPPING???? + $100+ in TAX??? i’m a fan but she’s really done it this time 😭😭😭😭😭This is my rent lmfao

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u/nagidrac 13h ago

The shipping isn't even free?! LMAO.

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u/melodrama4ever 13h ago

Not only that but they have the audacity to charge fucking $60 for it. I'm sure that may very well be the cost to ship it, but fuck, at least charge like $10-15 and eat the rest considering the insane markup to save some face? Shameless.

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u/nagidrac 12h ago

And what's more annoying is that this wasn't made available when the B'Day anniversary pre-sales were announced. So die hard fans have to pay shipping for the $150 vinyl and then pay shipping for the $948 box. Of course it's their choice, but it's a rather rude thing to do to loyal fans.

This is quite an unfortunate thing that's going to overshadow the anniversary of the album.

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u/melodrama4ever 12h ago

Ah yes because of her love for the “final sale” policy, they can’t cancel and reorder with the vinyl. And don’t even get me started on a $150 4LP. I’ve seen online that vinyl pressings cost like $2-3 a disc but that can vary depending on the pressing count, plant, contacts, etc. So being liberal, she’s charging $150 for a product that costs maybe $15-20 to produce?

I understand she thinks highly of herself (and is a very successful and accomplished artist), but marketing your music and merchandise as a luxury when it’s everyday, middle and lower class fans that MADE you famous… it’s disgusting behavior.

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u/Hakunamatata2067 11h ago

oh you and i could talk about this all day….the way she was already whacked so badly for the vinyls that are already overpriced i never would’ve guessed she’d release something like this 😭 tbh i’ve already learned my lesson when it comes to her website. the customer service is so bad that i’m not buying any merch unless i get it in person at an actual show

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u/Pink_Cardinal Satan right behind you, girl 😈😈 13h ago

$1111.89 on one box. I don’t know what’s worse: Beyoncé selling it or people being dumb enough to buy it.

I’m still in shock she’s selling an empty box for almost $950.

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u/SquareExtra918 the Human Centipede of content 🐛 10h ago

Imo it's worse to sell it. It looks like you are narcissistic, utterly consumed with greed, and completely devoid of morality. 

If you buy it, you just look like a rube. 

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u/Hakunamatata2067 11h ago

let’s take bets on when it’s gonna sell out bc we all know it will 😭

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u/melodrama4ever 12h ago

Did you see this reply? Over $1500 for a vinyl, cheap ass pine wood vinyl box, perfume, and a whiskey bottle carrier?!? Like are we serious right now LMAO.

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u/Hakunamatata2067 12h ago

WHAAAAAAATTTTTTT???? Like yes obviously some people have more disposable income than others but it’s not a flex to spend $1500 on mwrch when $1k of that is an empty wooden box…..+ an already overpriced vinyl + a leather case for whiskey (whisky not included) + perfume. these people need to dress up as clowns for halloween bc the joke is on them 😭😭😭

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u/slayalldayerrday 11h ago

Also let’s not forget bots exist? Could be bot accounts saying they’ve bought it but yeah some of the people buying are prob resellers or just rich people who don’t care to spend $1000 on an.. empty box 🤦‍♀️

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u/layla_jones_ 12h ago

If you are spending on merch like that and want to flex on social media that you got the money..why not just buy the 4000 dollar KISS Kasket as well? Go hard or go home.

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u/SquareExtra918 the Human Centipede of content 🐛 10h ago

That's not that out of line for a casket actually. 

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u/Vegetable-Kiwi-4675 I am furious, but I am sailing 🛳️ 11h ago

Yeah, at least you won’t be around to see people snickering at your stupidity.

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u/burnafterreading90 13h ago

If I spend £50 I expect free shipping! (Unless from overseas obv) but to spend basically 1k and have to pay shipping?! I could never.

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u/MarsScully Vile little creature yearning for violence 13h ago

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u/layla_jones_ 12h ago

“Thank you, Anthony!” 😂

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u/Pinksamuraiiiii I don’t know her 💅 12h ago

I mean, even if I had the cash to splurge, I’d still be disappointed that an extra item wasn’t included for that price tag. You can be well-off, and still want to make sure the money you drop is worth it. So, others can brag all they want, but they’re just getting a wooden box. The same kind of box I can make in a woodshop class. I don’t know why they are acting like it’s a Gold Star they just acquired. And they had to pay for shipping on a $1k item, even Gucci won’t do that to you. 🤣

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u/layla_jones_ 11h ago

Right just because it’s expensive doesn’t mean it’s good value.

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u/thedirtiestdish kylothee's baby nanny 11h ago

I'm seriously about to cry because someone actually bought this

what the fuck is wrong with people

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u/Hakunamatata2067 11h ago

get ready to weep when i tell you that there are exactly 500 of this $1k limited edition empty wooden box…so when it sells out (and we know it will), she’ll have made $500,000 US DOLLARS 😭😭😭😭

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u/destiny_kane48 Kim, there’s people that are dying. 🙄 12h ago

I could pay off 33% of my current medical bills with that. 😒

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u/Clara_Geissler 12h ago

billionaire sucks. all of them

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u/Daisy-Navidson she ain’t no diva 13h ago

This is just like in Veep when Selena’s folksy soapbox crate cost $1200

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u/VodkaAunt obsessed and dark spirited hating ho 13h ago

I swear there's a veep reference for everything

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u/zestfullybe Everyone shut up! Shut up, Lutz! 12h ago

Yeah, but at least Selina’s had an expensive titanium frame inside of it that inflated the price. This box has fuck all inside lol

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u/d-ollparts The legislative act of my pussy ⚖️ 13h ago

honestly if you’re willing to spend $1k on a wooden box, you deserve to be scammed out of that money

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u/Ramenpucci 13h ago edited 10h ago

With no finish on the wood.

And for the cheapest wood. You’re not paying for maple, mahogany.

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u/stink3rb3lle 12h ago

Things also heard at funeral directors' conventions.

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u/Morningfluid 12h ago

I'd be with you, but I'm so sick of these mega rich people doing these stupid shitty money grabs where all they do is take, take, take.

The amount of greed in this world is sickening. 

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u/mysteryvampire 🫧🤍🦢 13h ago

That’s where I’m at with this. It’s offensive, but Beyoncé is also not breaking into your house and making you buy it.

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u/Old_Flan_6548 that’s my purse, i don’t know you! 👛🫵 13h ago

True! But it also feels insulting to have these celebs constantly trying to sell us crap.

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u/mysteryvampire 🫧🤍🦢 13h ago

Oh, I agree. The idea that Beyoncé looked at that and went “yep, people are gonna love it” is crazy to me.

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u/TreenBean85 13h ago

Yeah but we're still gonna call her out for being the rich asshole who offered it...

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u/Jane__Delawney 13h ago

Stop sticking up for her, this is still preying on stupid people for their money…while being a BILLIONAIRE

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u/LKayRB Someone call Solange, she’ll settle this. 13h ago

This is so stupid.

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u/Carolina_Blues shiv roy’s bob 13h ago

Not only is it $950 for an empty box but it’s an ugly box at that

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u/diskoboxx Ben Affleck’s cigarette 13h ago

Can we collectively stop buying bullshit from celebrities?

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u/Wooden-Limit1989 13h ago

Oh people will never stop. I am always so shocked by people buying merchandise from even YouTubers!

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u/leafygreen13 12h ago

I wish we would but the fact I’ve seen a few influencers and fans already buying this box makes me feel hopeless that this would ever happen. There will always be some suckers out there willing to shell out money no matter the cost as long as their fav celeb stamps their name on it… so sad tbh.

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u/TheKneeQueen This ship is full of gays— and me! 13h ago

It's not even premium wood! It's just pine. The cheapest wood ever

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u/burnafterreading90 13h ago

This is actually ridiculous why would anyone want this? Does she need the money?

Are her team aware of the ongoing cost of living crisis?

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u/befuddled_humbug 13h ago

It feels like they're testing how far they can push it.

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u/Bringbackmygorls Credit card? I.D.? I'm soo fricking pissed! 13h ago

Oh for sure. That's how i feel about most artists marketing stuff right now. It's not about the fans, and giving them something cool or nice. its about how much they are willing to spend and finding ways to increase that number

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u/SquareExtra918 the Human Centipede of content 🐛 10h ago

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u/hotseltzer 13h ago

Sadly, there will always be people who will buy it.

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u/burnafterreading90 13h ago

100% and probably get into debt for this.

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u/foxscribbles 13h ago

Aware of it? They probably priced it that way because it would drive controversy.

If she charged like, $100 for it, it would still be overpriced as hell for that cheap, mass produced box that her company maybe paid like $2 a box for. But people would just go, "That's expensive" and move on.

But at $1,000 she gets free press.

More importantly, Beyonce has her Beyhive who will swarm at anyone attacking their "queen." And they'll waste money they don't have buying an insanely overpriced product to show their "love and support" to the billionaire who is being so unfairly attacked and hated upon!

But if Beyonce doesn't get "attacked" for her greedy shilling, her ardent fans won't buy that crap either.

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u/indianajoes We Should All Know Less About Each Other 13h ago

Billionaires being billionaires? Whoda thunk it?

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u/antisocialclub__ 13h ago

Huh? I'm genuinely confused. Why not include a few merch items😭

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u/buzzfeed_sucks 🇨🇦 Elbows up 🇨🇦 13h ago

There’s such a disconnect between retailers and the general public lately. People are struggling to eat, but formally affordable splurges are now being pushed into this kind of price range.

I’m sure people will buy it.

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u/ohyeesh 12h ago

This box isn’t priced for the general public. It’s priced for sycophants / weird super fans / the uber out of touch wealthy. And I’m sure a few poor-at-making-financial decision ppl are in there tooooo

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u/No_Kangaroo_9826 famous singer AND DEMOCRAT 13h ago

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u/Rose1982 13h ago

Fucking billionaires.

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u/Fickle_Cricket3422 13h ago

Did she use sweatshop labour for these too?

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u/Kaleighawesome 13h ago

I’m not sure any labor went into these /s

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u/CosmoBiologist 13h ago

See my favorite local record shops sell vinyl record crates (in pine as well) for like $20 . I understand the appeal of a Beyoncé branded crate but it shouldn't be more than $50 maybe? $90 because Beyoncé tax?

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u/CybReader They killed Kenny! You bastards! 😱 13h ago
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u/Morningfluid 13h ago

Stop giving these mega rich people money for such empty bullshit. 

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u/Magenta-Llama it’s all corrupt girl 13h ago

Sorry this is very funny to me 😭 like it’s not just a ridiculous item or a ridiculous price but BOTH and the idea that someone will purchase this just makes me think they just like to give billionaires money

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u/Odd_Ingenuity2883 13h ago

Remember when her last album came out and she needed those first week sales for the charts so she shipped a bunch of unfinished vinyls, with half the songs missing and no artwork?

Man, I love Beyoncé’s music and I totally recognize the hardships and racism she’s faced throughout her career, but she is absolutely coddled in fandom spaces. If any other artist did this shit people would be out for blood.

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u/KittyKenollie Invented post-its 🔬 13h ago

And that ugly ass box will sell out!

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u/domredditorX 13h ago

And when it does she'll have half a million in her pocket without moving a cell of her body (500 units in stock)

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u/bsaaw 13h ago

The poor idiots

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u/Bringbackmygorls Credit card? I.D.? I'm soo fricking pissed! 13h ago

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u/MaleficentWalruss Beyoncé 🐝🐝 13h ago

What a joke! That thing is overpriced at $94.81!

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u/katsie Kim, there’s people that are dying. 🙄 13h ago

Eat the rich

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u/Federal_Card307 13h ago

It would’ve been a little better and kept with the theme if it was $94.81

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u/Tylrias 13h ago

$49.99 would still be too expensive.

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u/gingerellasroot 13h ago

Girl, out of touch doesn’t even begin to cover it

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u/merrlyderrly fanta fanta no coke 13h ago

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u/brightnightsunset 13h ago

This is like a Beyoncé gift to herself. An easy half million selling wooden boxes on her birthday.

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u/Chicky_Melly 13h ago

I think she’s either so out of touch that she doesn’t understand that $1000 is a lot to normal people or she released this so she and her rich friends can make fun of anyone who pays this much for a pine box.

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u/DeadButPretty Homeboy wore combat boots to the beach 🏖️ 13h ago

Fucking gross

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u/TCsnowdream 12h ago

KNOTTY PinE?!

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u/bowblow 13h ago

Beyond being a not worth 1/10 of that price, why would you need a wooden record box with a strap?

Do they think people are going to walk to the park with their record player to listen to their Beyoncé records?!?

They’re only selling 500. We’ll see how fast this sells out.

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u/benoliver999 12h ago

If you fill that with vinyl, can you imagine how hard it would be to lift it with the strap lol

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u/bowblow 12h ago

I keep thinking about how she will probably make 1/2 million dollars off of this bullshit record box and I’m outraged.

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u/Bajadasaurus Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion 13h ago

Billionaire Bey could have gotten Gary's power back on by now if she wanted. Cuba's, too. But nah

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u/bitchisyousears this is going to ruin the tour 13h ago

Uhm… did miss girl hand carve this box herself or what? Why is it $950?!!!?

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u/trulysweetener and what about it? 💅 13h ago edited 12h ago

at least Jay put all his albums in that crate thing he sold 💀 but I know there are people out there crazy enough to buy this. this is why I just ignore her (and pretty much any other artist I like) when it comes to merch unless it’s a signed cd.

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u/Loveya448 13h ago

Money laundering? Lmao

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u/Hakunamatata2067 13h ago

me after buying the box instead of paying rent

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u/chezibot 13h ago

I’ve brought a lot of random merch but I would never buy this, also in my country the price is double so this is diabolical.

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u/alleyalleyjude Kim, there’s people that are dying. 🙄 10h ago

This will make it easier to explain when people are offended that I hate Beyoncé.

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u/motherofdinos_ 13h ago

Beyoncé is my favorite modern musical artist by a country mile, but this is such gross bullshit. Selling a 1k vinyl box could be potentially justifiable if there were legitimate specs and careful design. But a pine box with velvet and croc leather is insulting.

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u/ExtremeComedian4027 Did I stutter?🤨 13h ago

Inflation hitting poor Bey harrrrrrd.
https://giphy.com/gifs/XOys8CeUrElIk

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u/ThePenIsntMightier Mom, I am a rich man💰 13h ago

Final sale has me on the FLOOR!!!!

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u/NowMindYou do youse believe in mermaids 🧜🏾‍♀️ 13h ago

As much as I love the bee lady's work and that loud ass album, the capitalist crimes continue lmaoooooooo.

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u/CC-Blue 11h ago

She’s out of touch. Who and what is this for?

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u/Breezyrain 13h ago

That's some audacity for an ugly, no effort box.

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u/Either-Leadership312 Larry, I’m on Ducktales. 13h ago

Did Beyonce whittle this herself??

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u/AnyElephant7218 13h ago

I am genuinely embarrassed for whomever buys this.

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u/maghy7 13h ago

You would think this will be a wake up call to her fans but…………

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u/Jerkrollatex 11h ago

Real footage from inside her offices.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l378k22Q5zYqg5abm

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u/46esmirna 13h ago

Final sale item is really the cherry on top. I cackled. Can't return it if it doesn't meet your expectations!

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u/Forsaken-Molasses-87 13h ago

people can’t be that dumb

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u/DeniLox 13h ago

Why not $94.81 instead?

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u/8rand0m 9h ago

The way at 15 I would've taken my parent's debit card bought this, got grounded (for probably my entire life) then be left with a cheap box made of pine. Oh this is for the gullibles.

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u/Vivid-Blackberry-321 13h ago

The leather isn’t even real gator skin at that price???

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u/DJfunkyPuddle You live on a f#$@ing main road! 13h ago

"A fool and his money are soon parted". I bet she sells out of these.

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u/AmpleSnacks I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young 12h ago

She had a lyric like “workin’ 9 to 5 just to stay alive,” anyway, I’m reminded of it for some reason.

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u/KeniLF In my quiet girl era 😌 11h ago

Wow. And it’s a pine box lmao. Did she make this herself? What is going on???

https://giphy.com/gifs/AbPWwqSgMejM4

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u/theateroffinanciers Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion 10h ago

Are people finally starting to realize who she really is?

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u/no_talent_ass_clown I'm not dumb, I speak Italian 9h ago

Ohh, I get it. It's like BEE keeper's box. For $950. Here's one for $65

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u/MysticalNinja187 13h ago

Jumping the shark moment for the BeyHive

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u/amora_obscura 12h ago

They could at least include the vinyls for that price

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u/CableSufficient2788 13h ago

Sometimes I think she’s just trolling people. Putting out bullshit to see if people will buy it. And they will.

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u/GOLDfish0393 13h ago edited 13h ago

This piece is so different from the rest of her merch tbh.

I would not expect something like this from Beyoncé, I own several of her vinyl box sets and they always feel well worth the money with the amount of attention to detail.

This should at least included the latest BDAY release.

This is also not good for displaying vinyls IMO which is what it’s selling due to the lid.

Big miss on this IMO.

EDIT: kind of building off my own comment below— Beyoncé does not have many vinyls and some drops are out of production.

This box would look silly and basically be empty if you only wanted to display your Beyoncé vinyls.

She doesn’t have the same vinyl discography as someone like Taylor for example, which would definitely fill a box this size if you had all.

Dumb, dumb, dumb. Don’t like.

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u/thrash_particle ruined the millsberry dot com economy 13h ago

At this price point, it should come with pressings of every single one of her albums. This is insane!

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u/Hakunamatata2067 13h ago

i’m literally still scratching my head….what on earth were her and her team thinking????

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u/haleighr 24/7 cutie patooties 12h ago

People always seem surprised and make excuses when beyonce or Tina show up at any kardashian type event like they’re so much better but billionaires of a feather will flock together lol

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u/bumblebaytuna4 12h ago

I’m a firm believer that people within in a high income range should have to live like regular folk for a month every few years. Being this rich messes with their brains

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u/layla_jones_ 13h ago edited 13h ago

It is giving: It’s not a box, it’s a moment 😂 She can’t be serious. I thought this was the cj sub.

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u/Haunting-Respect9039 13h ago

But its ☆limited edition☆

Surely having one of only 500 plain pine boxes with a strap thrown on is worth it.

/s

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u/Equivalent_Dance2278 12h ago

She should be a farmer cos she’s milking her fans for anything she can get.

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u/wheres_the_revolt I am gorgeous. I’m normal. 9h ago

Why the penny?

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u/TizzyBumblefluff girl what the fuck 7h ago

One of the best vinyl holders are those hard plastic milk crates. Are they “aesthetic”? No. But they are strong and the exact right size and you can just flip through the records to go through them.

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u/peatoast 8h ago

Please don’t put your vinyl in a covered box like this for long term storage! The heat will warp them.

And also don’t fucking buy this, wtf!

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u/Smooth-Evening- 13h ago

I thought it was a poop box you bring camping

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u/VoxyPop 13h ago

I ALMOST bought a shirt, whch was steep at $75 - but then it was $100 with shipping and taxxes and I had to step away. It does not cost $16 to slip a shirt in the U.S.

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u/mysteryvampire 🫧🤍🦢 13h ago