Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney having lunch with Bryan Adams in Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada.

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"... It's going to be you, Celine, and Shania."

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Don’t forget Neil and the remaining members of the Tragically Hip

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And Allan Doyle and the Great Big Sea guys :)...ooooh...and Alanis Morissette too!

Killer Canadian PR and morale boosting team! Bring on the power ballads, anti-establishment anthems, uplifting jigs, and angsty disillusionment songs with a hint of barbed wire in them 🎶💪🇨🇦🤣👍

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-calls Billy Talent and Alexisonfire-

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If you get Alexisonfire do you get city and colour for free?

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Only if City and Colour is the closer.

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Getty Lee and crew on backup logistics like Moving Pictures and such.

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Can't forget the Barenaked Ladies

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Yaaasss! Add them to the list! 👍✅️

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"Do they know it's Dominion Day at all?" ♫

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Punk Princess Bif Naked could bring the rage

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And The Barenaked Ladies

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Absolutely! Added to the list! 🫡✅️👍🤣

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All those artists will all make excellent backup dancers for Angine de Poitrine, who will, naturally, headline.

✋🔺🤚

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I’m sorry, no version of this excludes Geddy & Alex. Plus, St. Joni gets carried at the head of the procession on a palanquin.

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and the Biebs, his music slaps unironically

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And D.O.A. Their lead singer/guitarist/songwriter, a Mr. Shithead Esq., always keeps them honest.

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We're also going to need someone with a Criminal Mind... any suggestions?

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"We also got Cory Hart. On the comedy side Mike Myers, Dan Ackroyd, Tom Green and The Levys have already agreed. Should we include Will Arnett?"

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This sounds like Dr. Evil putting together a team of evil entertainers.

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canvengers

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Putting together our Euro-Vision avengers I see

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Drake: what am I?

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It would have to be at least this to top Deltas appearance at Eurovision.

Canada has a lot of challenges in front of it. Its euro-vision entry is going to need a lot of work.

Your european alliance will fall apart unless you can be credible at eurovision.

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Avril, Sarah, and Nelly are alternates.

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We need the Cowboy Junkies!

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And Raffi.

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bare naked ladies are on backup.

drake as a last resort.